Jezebel: maddie briann

Loose Lips

Jessica — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:45:00 EDT

Kate Hudson is looking distinctly unlike Kate Hudson on the September cover of W. We must concur with Michael K.'s assessment that she resembles a ThunderCat. • Dixie Chick Emily Robison is now divorced from her husband of 9 years, Charlie Robison. • Breaking! Stop the presses for this important news! Jamie Lynn spears took her daughter Maddie to WalMart yesterday in Louisiana! [Dlisted, AP, Us]

This Week There Were A Lot Of Pregnant Teens Up In Here

Jessica — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:00:00 EDT

This week we discussed matters of national importance. Like threesomes.
Michelle Obama and the role of a first lady actually are matters of national importance. But omg her dresses are purdy!
Michelle doesn't wear short shorts. Chuck Bass wears short shorts!
A bunch of idiot teenagers in Gloucester, Mass made a "pregnancy pact", and now a whole mess of 'em are up the stick. Sigh.
A teen who is no longer pregnant: Jamie Lynn Spears. She gave birth to wee Maddie Briann yesterday.
A Polish teen got caught in the middle of the abortion battle.

On a lighter note, we learned how to give birth to queefs.
We bet teh hotness Josh Peck wouldn't mind some hilarious queefing! Especially on weed.
And it's Friday. So spend the weekend pondering the great mysteries of your life and relax…remember, days off are the dopeness, not the wackness.

Loose Lips

Jessica — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:50:00 EDT

More Jamie Lynn bebeh news: she named the girl Maddie Briann (not gonna lie: that's a lot classier than we were anticipating), and despite earlier reports about the baby's weight, Maddie was a respectable 7 lbs., 11 ounces. • A Los Angeles judge threw out 2 of the 12 charges Rob Lowe's nanny filed against him. However, the sexual harassment charges against Lowe still stand. • Are the bunnies thinking about breaking out of Hef's lair? Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson were spotted out shopping for condos. Curious! [Us, People, TMZ]