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New York, 10:22 PM
Wed Nov 11
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General rule: if it happened more than 2000 years ago and is in every Western history book on the planet, it's not a spoiler. #spoilers
06:51 PM
China Mieville (the uber hot sci-fi author) has a similar stance, basically don't say anything until you give a spoiler warning. Saying a movie has "a great plot twist" spoils it, even if it doesn't say what the twist is, you go in expecting it.
Just because something is public, doesn't mean everyone can experience it at the same time, i.e. with a book or a movie or whatever. Spoiler warnings make everyone happy, and I don't think it's an unreasonable request AT ALL.
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I wonder if he is aware how close to death he himself came that day. #spoilers
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"So Darth Vader is Luke's FATHER?!" #spoilers
06:56 PM
And after that, the purple/yellow complimentary color dichotomy ruined Unbreakable by 20 minutes in.
(I similarly wrecked a lot of Twilight Zone episodes for my sister by guessing plot points out loud.) #spoilers
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@detector.inspector: Pretty much :) #spoilers
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I like crime fiction. Telling me who dunnit really does take the fun out of it... #spoilers
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Knowing that Betty and Don split isn't the same as knowing Verbal Kint is Kaiser Soze.
As someone who is extremely gifted at prediction (it's a gift and a curse), movies rarely surprise me. It is awesome when one does and I will cut a bitch for ruining it for me. #spoilers
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I see nothing coming.... #spoilers
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I love that movie. And I didn't see it coming, in any way. #spoilers
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It's unfortunate when something is spoiled before I have a chance to see it, but...well, I'll just refer to the tag #firstworldproblem for my ultimate opinion on the matter. #spoilers
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Assholes. #spoilers
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VERY UNWARRANTED OKAY?!
...I'm over it though.
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Obviously, it's polite not to spoil lesser known movies (ie. yes, Bruce Willis is dead and everyone knows it but I'm not going to tell you the ending of The Others because that movie is less scary if you know the end or tell you the reason the girl in Stir of Echoes was haunting the house without a spoiler warning because not everyone saw that) but there are some things that are just part of the damn cultural lexicon now and you can't complain because I ruined The Little Mermaid by telling you that she gets legs and marries Eric. #spoilers
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