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    Play Ball!

    12 Year Old Mackenzie Brown Throws Out The First Pitch At Citi Field

    Q: What Can Brown Do For You? A: Pitch A Perfect Game
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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    05/06/09

    In reply to Play Ball!
    Seriously, when the hell will women get to the major leagues? And I will be SO PISSED if they create a separate women's league. Because that worked so well for the WNBA. Just let us all play together!!!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    05/06/09

    In reply to Play Ball!
    Oh, baseball. How I do love thee. And badass young girls with arm-cannons? Even more love. That is awesome. And it makes me want to learn how to pitch- change-ups and sliders and, of course, my favorite: BREAKING BALLS. That is and actual baseball term, for the non-baseballers out there.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    05/06/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: I love the breaking ball. Also, the slurve.
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    05/06/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: I still believe in the Gyro Ball. I think Dice-K's rehabbing right now to bring it back.


    This girl has 8 pitches? Bet she has a Gyro Ball.

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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    05/06/09

    In reply to Play Ball!
    Holy SHIT! Burbank, represent! I'm a former Foothill League athlete myself (track, class of '88 - raise the steins to dear old Hoover High!)
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    05/06/09

    In reply to Play Ball!
    Forget Bristol Palin -- let's let this girl be the spokesperson against letting boys get all the way to home. Marti would never take the mound without the appropriate glove.
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    Image of lilad lilad
    05/06/09

    @sportz.star: haha!
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    05/06/09

    In reply to Play Ball!
    When am I going to learn not to read the comments on stories like these on mainstream news sites. My ire. It is risen.
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    05/06/09

    @Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: Oh my god. Why did I look? WHY???
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/06/09

    @Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: I've stopped reading the comments. My blood pressure can't take it.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    05/06/09

    @Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: I refuse. I can already tell by the WTFity of these other comments that no good can come from it.


    This girl is awesome.

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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    05/06/09

    @Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: Thank jeebus it wasn't cross-posted on Deadspin. Count yer blessins, chilluns.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    05/06/09

    @Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: I refuse to look but I am dying to know what was said.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    05/06/09

    In reply to Play Ball!
    Meanwhile, the Belly Itchers of the world continue to fail spectacularly.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/06/09

    In reply to Play Ball!
    I saw this last night and was so cheered by it. She has EIGHT different pitches, which is totally badass.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/06/09

    In reply to Play Ball!
    Being a pitcher is great for women, as it's a position in which you don't want to have balls.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    04/25/09

    In reply to 12 Year Old Mackenzie Brown Throws Out The First Pitch At Citi Field
    I was there and cheered for her! It was a beautiful July-like day for Keystone Kops baseball. The Mets sucked just a bit less than the Nats did. I'm hoping Minaya is looking into signing this young woman up as a fifth starter.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    04/25/09

    @chritter: Fifth? I'd say she's third starter material at this point. Santana, Maine once he's fully rehabed, Mackenzie, Pelfrey, Perez.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    04/25/09

    @Maritsa: I like that lineup. We could go places with that.
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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    04/25/09

    In reply to 12 Year Old Mackenzie Brown Throws Out The First Pitch At Citi Field
    That's quite an accent she's got. New Yorkers, tell me what it is?
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    04/25/09

    @gobblegirl: I can't play the clip, but I believe I read that she's from NJ. That might be a beautiful North Jersey lilt that you hear.
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    Image of greensprout greensprout
    04/25/09

    In reply to 12 Year Old Mackenzie Brown Throws Out The First Pitch At Citi Field
    Could he say "against the boys" a few more times? OMG, against BOYS?? It's not like 12 year old boys are some kind of ferocious physical competition for 12 year old girls.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    04/25/09

    @greensprout: Neener! Boys! Take that, boys!


    I agree with you, though. Why not just congratulate her on doing something hardly anyone does and call it good?

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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    04/25/09

    In reply to 12 Year Old Mackenzie Brown Throws Out The First Pitch At Citi Field
    I am unclear on this: Did she throw out all the pitches?


    Because she probably could've beaten the Nats, too.

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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    04/25/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Shhh! You're making CBW cry!
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    Image of CollegeBookworm CollegeBookworm
    04/25/09

    @gobblegirl: ...WAAAAAAAH! T_T
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    04/25/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: This would probably be more amusing to me if I understood anything about sports.
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    Image of athousandmillion athousandmillion
    04/25/09

    In reply to 12 Year Old Mackenzie Brown Throws Out The First Pitch At Citi Field
    i always dreamed of being the first female Mariner...
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    04/25/09

    @athousandmillion: ME TOO.


    I wanted to play second base with A-Rod at SS. My how times have changed...

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    Image of hortense hortense
    04/25/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: Me three!
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    Image of athousandmillion athousandmillion
    04/25/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]:


    i know! I'm not even really a fan anymore, but I still like came in my pants a teeny bit when Griffey hit his first HR a few weeks ago. Also, I miss Joey Cora.

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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    04/25/09

    @athousandmillion: I loved Joey Cora! When my junior hockey team was eliminated from playoffs, I cried. My mom said "You're just like Little Joey Cora crying on second base!" My mom is rad.


    I am going back to watching baseball, since the return of Griffey. Also I have a weird softspot for the Jays. Yeah I don't get it...

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    04/25/09

    In reply to 12 Year Old Mackenzie Brown Throws Out The First Pitch At Citi Field
    I love this girl.
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    Image of CollegeBookworm CollegeBookworm
    04/25/09

    In reply to 12 Year Old Mackenzie Brown Throws Out The First Pitch At Citi Field
    Of course they won. They were playing the Nats. We SUCK.


    :( My team is 3-12, guys. 3 and 12. It's horrifying.

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    Image of CollegeBookworm CollegeBookworm
    04/25/09

    @CollegeBookworm: PS Mackenzie is still AWESOME. Just... sympathy, please? I think we're still the worst team in baseball, and we were just the worst team in baseball last year. Do I really have to suffer like this two years in a row?
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    04/25/09

    @CollegeBookworm: Oh wait. It gets worse. I forgot a loss somewhere in there. 3-13. Uch.
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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    04/25/09

    @CollegeBookworm: You have my sympathies, you really do.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    04/25/09

    @CollegeBookworm: Hey, c'mon, we TRIED to let you guys win. Our left fielder fell down in a heap just as many times as your center fielder dropped balls!
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    Image of lollapulizer lollapulizer
    04/25/09

    @CollegeBookworm: That's why I didn't change my allegiance from the Orioles when we got a team. The O's aren't always much better, but we're not starting from scratch and we seem to be doing okay this season. Plus, I grew up on Cal Ripkin.
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    Image of CollegeBookworm CollegeBookworm
    04/26/09

    @lollapulizer: I'm a little late on this, but just to note- I never rooted for the O's. I'm not from Baltimore, I'm from DC, and Angelos is the asshole who kept DC from having a team for most of my life. Let's go Nats!
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