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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    I am going to publish a book of experimental prose-poetry based on the collected emails of Carrie Prejean. You cannot stop me. I am doing this
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    Image of Saltine Saltine
    09/04/09

    @mbot says Spock yeah!: I would buy that book
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    When did Carrie Prejean turn into Kanye?
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    Image of LindyLou LindyLou
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    Pretty poor choice of words on Chris Brown's part to call it "a slap in the face." Does he not have a publicist edit his statements?
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    girlnamedblue promoted this comment LindyLou was starred LindyLou was unstarred
    Image of chickaroo chickaroo
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    Shouldn't Chris Brown's career be "done' because of the heinous beating he delivered to Rihanna, not because of some asinine comment he made about Oprah? Don't get me wrong, Oprah is great, but that's not why he should be finished in the entertainment industry.
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    Bgirl_Hamster promoted this comment chickaroo was starred chickaroo was unstarred
    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    "My little vagina" - did anyone else thinking "my little pony", but a vagina? Made of colored molded plastic, with neon-colored hair you can brush? perhaps a special jewel for the clit? ..... if only I could Photoshop.
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    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    This Lady Gaga stuff is ridiculous. Funny how, if we can't call her a slut, because she owns her sexuality, and we can't call her ugly, because she thrives on weirdness, and she's obviously not fat, what does the media go for? That she's not really a woman.

    Sorry she doesn't play by your rules, guys. But enough with the bullshit rumors. And even if she was a hermaphrodite, it's none of our business.
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    goodgirlrevolution promoted this comment rixatrix was starred rixatrix was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    09/04/09

    @rixatrix: Can I just say, I have really been liking your comments lately. You are probably the best new commenter I have seen on here in a very long time. I hope you stick around.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    09/04/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I've been lurking for a long time, way out here in the Midwest. But this is my favorite site. Even my BF reads it now. We're big, big fans.
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    Image of erinna erinna
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    Can we discuss how annoying and pretentious that Courtney Cox quote is?? Really Courtney? You don't watch TV shows? You MAKE tv shows, you really should know whats out there and what your competition is. Its just business... don't try so hard to sound like your above it all.
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    LucilleMcGillicuddy promoted this comment erinna was starred erinna was unstarred
    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    09/04/09

    @erinna: I know! And, you just know she's
    full of it anyway. I bet she googles herself
    every morning right before her first
    Marlboro light.
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    I find it hard to believe that vegan, gluten intolerant Zooey Deschanel packed on enough pounds to be concerned. I mean, it's not like she's scarfing fried chicken and cake.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. promoted this comment Ms Meghan was starred Ms Meghan was unstarred
    Image of TiniDarling TiniDarling
    09/04/09

    @Ms Meghan: Kind of off topid, but I just bought this vegan/gluten-free cook book on pastries called "babycakes", and Ms. Deschanel does a little forward letter saying how much she adores their chocolate chip cookies. I baked them the other day, and i must say, they were delicious. I definitely recommend the book to anyone who is vegan and/or gluten intolerant and needs a cake/pie/cookie fix. Also, can we get a team cookie going here? Or is the battle simply between cake and pie?
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    Saltine promoted this comment TiniDarling was starred TiniDarling was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    09/04/09

    @Ms Meghan: It's hard to believe that Zooey Deschanel thinks she is too heavy but I don't think he being a gluten intolerant vegan has anything to do with the. My bff is a gluten intolerant vegan (she is really hard core) and she is overweight. Vegan does not equal thin.
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    Image of Saltine Saltine
    09/04/09

    @TiniDarling: There are cookie cakes...
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    Image of TiniDarling TiniDarling
    09/04/09


    @Saltine: behold-
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    I was watching the CNN coverage of Michael Jackson's burial for a couple minutes last night, around 7:30 their time, and the anchor said that Lindsay Lohan also tried to attend THAT funeral -- she showed up and was turned away at the gate when she wasn't on the list.

    To which I say: ENOUGH ALREADY, LINDSAY. Girl, you're starting to embarrass yourself.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    09/04/09

    @stoprobbers: Well, it was too early for a bar crawl, and she was already wearing black, so...
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    I'm convinced that half the people at DJ AM's funeral thought they were going to an actual 12-step meeting.
     Reply
    Ailatan promoted this comment ronniedobbs was starred ronniedobbs was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    Re: Chris Brown. A sidenote. "No one is going to want him as the face of their brand."

    Because that's what a music/film career is all about now. How fucking sad.
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    Edited by Diziet_Sma at 09/04/09 9:39 AM Diziet_Sma was starred Diziet_Sma was unstarred
    Image of copper copper
    09/05/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Yes!
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    Diziet_Sma promoted this comment copper was starred copper was unstarred
    Image of Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    This quote confirms my theory that Megan Fox has a list of buzzwords that she thinks are edgy enough to ensure that her boneheaded quotes get play. That's the only way (without questioning her intelligence) that I can explain how she randomly spouts off about things and 9 times out of 10 makes no sense at all while doing so.
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    Edited by Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch at 09/04/09 9:36 AM Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch was starred Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch was unstarred
    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/04/09

    @Hooplehead: I'm pretty sure what she meant was, "I'm massively insecure and thus obsessed with being validated by public opinion". And yeah, we knew that already.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"

    Megan Fox-- Yeah, we can tell.
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    09/04/09

    @LaComtesse: Wait. Do grown men really tear out those "Super Sexy Playing Cards?" And do what with them, exactly?
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    LaComtesse promoted this comment ronniedobbs was starred ronniedobbs was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/04/09

    @ronniedobbs: My guess would have to do with the fact that the cards, unlike a magazine, are easy to hold in one hand.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    09/04/09

    @ronniedobbs: Not what you would think. They actual spread them out like a fan and wave them in front of their face while having a tea party when they play dress up. At least that's what I used to do with playing cards when I was little, so I'm assuming they do the same thing.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of minnesotameltdown minnesotameltdown
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    "All About Steve" has a zero percent fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I've never seen that before; it must be absolutely horrific.
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    lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist promoted this comment minnesotameltdown was starred minnesotameltdown was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    09/04/09

    @minnesotameltdown: At first I thought there were no reviews, but nope. It appears to be that bad.
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    Image of minnesotameltdown minnesotameltdown
    09/04/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: I looked up "Gigli" as a reference...6% fresh.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09/04/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: My favorite:
    This is a film that speaks to those who believe Every Breath You Take is a love song.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    09/04/09

    @minnesotameltdown: Though did you really need Rotten Tomatoes to tell you that, i mean have you seen the preview for that thing-god awful is an understatement. I predict it'll be the biggest movie bomb of 2009. Yikes!
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    Eric Northman is mine was starred Eric Northman is mine was unstarred
    Image of mipsy6 mipsy6
    09/04/09

    @minnesotameltdown: What is up with Sandra Bullock's HORRIBLE movie choices. She can't possibly need the money, so why does she pick such stinkers? She doesn't even seem stupid or boring in interviews. Does she have a terrible agent or something?

    Has anyone seen the preview for her next movie, "The Blind Side"? It's looks so heinously offensive and outdated. The plot appears to be about a rich, white woman who "saves" a poor, black kid and turns him into a football star.

    First sexist cliches and now racist cliches? Come on Sandy!
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    the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene promoted this comment mipsy6 was starred mipsy6 was unstarred
    Image of the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
    09/04/09

    @mipsy6: The Blind Side is based on the book by Michael Lewis. It is the true story of Michael Oher, a poor black kid adopted by a white family.... He was recently drafted to the NFL in the first round. Just thought I should clarify that.
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    the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene was starred the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene was unstarred
    Image of mipsy6 mipsy6
    09/04/09

    @the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene: Thanks. The preview just makes it look completely awful. Perhaps the book is an interesting true story, but the movie trailer plays on such tired cliches. And I'm not sure we need another film about a pretty rich white lady "saving" a poor black kid.
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    Edited by mipsy6 at 09/04/09 6:20 PM mipsy6 was starred mipsy6 was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    09/04/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"
    "My little vagina is very offended."

    Her big vagina had no comment.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/04/09

    @NefariousNewt a.k.a. General Awesomesauce: Her penis, on the other hand, is thrilled.
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    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    09/04/09

    @NefariousNewt a.k.a. General Awesomesauce: She's such a fattist.
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