Macaulay Culkin Reponds to Death Hoax With Weekend At Bernie’s Reference

Macaulay Culkin has ONCE AGAIN joined the ranks of Morgan Freeman, Jon Bon Jovi, Usher, and Wayne Knight among others as the subject of yet another one of those death hoaxes the internet loves so much. Don't worry kids, he's a live and well, took to his band Pizza Underground's Instagram to prove it. »11/09/14 5:10pm11/09/14 5:10pm

Today in Do Not Want: Pix of Justin Bieber Naked With a Guitar

While the last bastion between us and Justin Bieber's ass has been little more than thin cotton boxers for awhile now, it's all over. I have seen Culo del Beebo, and so will you. These photos were taken at Thanksgiving at his grandma's house in Toronto, where he serenaded her, naked, with an acoustic guitar. Because… »8/12/13 9:00am8/12/13 9:00am

Beyoncé Tells Vogue That 1-Year-Old Blue Ivy Is Her Best Friend

In the March issue of Vogue, Beyoncé wants you to know that she's neither cyborg-armed Type-A perfectionist nor untouchable pop star. She's a wooooman, W-O-M-A-N. She has never been more aware of her womanity. "Right now, after giving birth, I really understand the power of my body. I just feel my body means… »2/12/13 9:00am2/12/13 9:00am

Justin Bieber Is Smoking Pot, Acting Out, Not Reaching Potential

Some mole over in Justin Bieber's camp say that the B33bz is pissing off his record label and his assorted grown-up servants by being a lazy, ungrateful little stoner, just like—wait for it—an eighteen-year-old boy. Truly shocking. My monocle just fell plumb off my face. »12/24/12 9:00am12/24/12 9:00am

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Um, Rihanna Kissed Chris Brown Last Night at the MTV Awards

You guys. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, you guys. Last night Rihanna and Chris Brown kissed at the VMAs before he jumped onstage to accept an award for "Please Turn Up The Music," although he's supposedly still dating Karruche Tran. OH, and that time he beat the shit out of her three years ago and sent her to the hospital. That. »9/07/12 9:00am9/07/12 9:00am

Nicki Minaj Is Voting For Mitt Romney Because Everything She Raps Is Definitely True

A Nicki Minaj verse on Lil Wayne's new mixtape Dedication 4 is whipping all the blogs up into an unnecessary frenzy about her political predilections this morning: »9/04/12 9:00am9/04/12 9:00am

star and his incredibly piercing eyes wedded his longtime girlfriend in Los Angeles this weekend. They met before he got into acting and was a…

Mila Kunis Begs Macaulay Culkin to Go to Rehab from Ashton Kutcher Sex Boat

The systematic destruction of Kevin McAllister rolls cruelly on: Everyone knows that the second most irrefutable fact of the world, immediately below "water is wet," is that there is almost nothing worse than receiving a concerned phone call from an ex, as well-intentioned as they may be. Raise to the tenth power when… »8/17/12 9:00am8/17/12 9:00am

Jonah Hill Saw A Woman In Labor on a Park Bench And Tried To Instagram Her Afterbirth

Sometimes "news" really just means "a conflagration of bizarre, seemingly-unrelated events that would seem more appropriate in a P.T. Anderson movie than they do in actual life," and this is one of those times. A woman went into the late stages of labor on a park bench in New York, and the paramedics were already on… »8/11/12 11:30am8/11/12 11:30am

Natalie Portman's Cakeless Vegan Wedding Sounds Lovely

Here are some spooky through-the-bushes pictures of Nat Port's wedding to Benjamin Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which was vegan and Jewish and French and on the Big Sur coast and sounds nice, although I'm not sure about that dress. They had macarons instead of cake, and guests (including Diane Sawyer, Mike Nichols,… »8/07/12 9:00am8/07/12 9:00am

J. Lo and Casper Try to Ignore the Glory Hole-Shaped Elephant in The Room

Things in Chez Lopez have apparently been strained since Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart accidentally tripped and fell into an "exotic massage parlor" and a gay porn shop the night before Lopez's 43rd birthday party. She's been "frustrated" and "short-tempered" with Smart since the incident, but is also "the… »8/06/12 9:00am8/06/12 9:00am