A few weeks ago my Uncle Dennis, on vacation in Hawaii, posted a photo on Facebook of a novelty snack he found at a grocery store. It was a can of "SPAM-flavored" macadamia nuts. My mom immediately piped up in the comments: "The next gross food Lindy can test for Jezebel? Maybe even worse than breast milk lollipops…
Roseanne Barr was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, radiant in a citrusy caftan and feathery extensions in her hair. When asked why she had moved to Hawaii and purchased a macadamia nut farm, she replied, "Menopause." And added: "When you get old, you want kind of a less dumb-ass lifestyle."
Sweet! It's National Macadamia Nut Day. Even sweeter: Our three day weekend. Hortense, of course, will be on weekend duty, and she will also provide a Sunday open thread for those who want company/conversation on Monday. See you then.