A few weeks ago my Uncle Dennis, on vacation in Hawaii, posted a photo on Facebook of a novelty snack he found at a grocery store. It was a can of "SPAM-flavored" macadamia nuts. My mom immediately piped up in the comments: "The next gross food Lindy can test for Jezebel? Maybe even worse than breast milk lollipops or…
Roseanne Barr was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, radiant in a citrusy caftan and feathery extensions in her hair. When asked why she had moved to Hawaii and purchased a macadamia nut farm, she replied, "Menopause." And added: "When you get old, you want kind of a less dumb-ass lifestyle."
Sweet! It's National Macadamia Nut Day. Even sweeter: Our three day weekend. Hortense, of course, will be on weekend duty, and she will also provide a Sunday open thread for those who want company/conversation on Monday. See you then.