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ImproperDancing
02/18/09

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"My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You'd have to draw in and program every little step-it literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."

Reason #5873 of why I'm convinced Kanye is taking CRAZY PILLS!
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southernbelle
02/18/09

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I EFFING LOVE KANYE WEST. I WANT HIM TO FOLLOW ME AROUND AND SAY CRAZY SHIT, AND I CAN BE LIKE, "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?" AND THE OTHER LADIES AT THE PTA WILL BE LIKE, "NO." AND THEN WE'LL GO HOME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES WHERE WE BLOW UP SCROTUMS AND SHIT. KANYE WEST WILL BE THE BE ALL END ALL OF MY SOCIAL LIFE. WATCHIT.
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bangers
02/18/09

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also, I"m confused about this Ashton Kutcher film: will he be playing the 12 year old geek or the football player?
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bangers
02/18/09

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dear god: if you care, please ensure that seth rogen is naked.
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BlondeGoddess
02/18/09

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In defence of Kylie (even though she does overdo the botox every now and then): she has always had one eyebrow more arched and higher than the other, even when she was a wee girl on Neighbours.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
02/18/09

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"I have, like, nuclear power, like a superhero, like Cyclops when he puts his glasses on."

So, it has been a really, really, really long time since I read the comics, but I thought Cyclops puts his glasses on to keep his power in check and he could use his power only when he took them off (or used his mask/visor).
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NefariousNewt
02/18/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Correct. He needs the ruby lenses of his glasses or the ruby crystal of his visor to restrain the energy beams his eyes generate.
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Red-headed bookworm
02/18/09

@NefariousNewt: Yay for fellow comic book geeks. :)
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Rare Affinity
02/18/09

In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
"I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually."

That's the same reason why I have never bothered to buy any of Ricky Gervais' books or DvDs.
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lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
02/18/09

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thank you Kanye. Thank you.
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linnyt is a walking cliché
02/18/09

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my eyebrows are not even either. lefty is more arched than righty so i don't see how this alone means kylie has botox.
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cherry_blossom
02/18/09

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Hmmm....Michael Phelps, everyone in Baltimore knows that the only reason you go to strip clubs here is to get a blowjob. You don't have to lie to us.
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lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
02/18/09

@xer0: you charm city livin? me too!
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topsy
02/18/09

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Poor Mickey Rourke. I've read several articles that quoted him saying how much he loved Loki. Loki was there during the tough times and I guess it be nice to have something giving you unconditional love when you don't love yourself. The timing is very bad, but maybe Mickey can look at it as Loki had helped him get this far and now he needed to go to DoggyHeaven and rest.
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lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
02/18/09

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So sad for Mickey, but it gives me the chance to share this AMAZING PHOTOGRAPH with you guys. Look at the dog! He is such a little thug!

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luxylux
02/18/09

@lucystrawberry actually *is* that into you: yes! That photo is exactly what I thought of when I read that the pupster died. I'm sure he's got lots of pictures of his dog, but that's a keeper, and in hindsight how great is it that they got it taken and published at what turns out to be just under the wire.
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lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
02/18/09

@luxylux: it really is the sweetest photograph ever. i loves the pup. so sad for mickey.
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la.donna.pietra
02/18/09

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I am going to repurpose Kanye's third comment as my default self-empowerment mantra:

Oh my God, I'm one of the greatest grant administrators in the world. I'll get on a budget and completely ee-nihilate that budget, I'll eat it and rip it in half. I wouldn't have to think of it. […] I have, like, nuclear power, like a superhero, like Cyclops when he puts his glasses on.

(I start a new job on Monday and am nervous. Thanks, Kanye!)
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InCahoots
02/18/09

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Seth Rogen better be naked. I don't know why, but I would love the hell out of that.

Also, awwwwww to Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christenson. They seem cute.
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Bunsen Honeydew
02/18/09

@InCahoots with Zombies: I totally agree about Set Rogen. But that's because he's my dream man and I truly believe we could grow old happy together.

i never thought a day would come when I would purchase Playboy.
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bangers
02/18/09

@InCahoots with Zombies: i'm so hot on seth rogen it's not funny.
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burningdinner
02/18/09

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The ghosts were like vaginas?!?!!?!

Oh, Kanye.
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burningdinner
02/18/09

@burningdinner: Oh I just got my star!!!!! :) Happiest day ever!
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denna
02/18/09

@burningdinner: When I first read the Kanye vagina ghosts bit, my reaction was to rush next door and tell my bff while giggling. He's a parody of himself now and I'M SO AMUSED I COULD BREAK MY SONY VAIO!!!

(Congratulations on the star!!)
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