These School Lunches Look Like Someone Sharted in a Litter Box

If this is what we're feeding our nation's children, we should not be surprised if they all grow up to be malnourished serial killers who only eat cat turds marinated in swamp sludge. » 11/29/13 10:45am 11/29/13 10:45am

Survey Discovers that Making School Lunches Is Way Too Stressful

A new survey of American moms has discovered that making school lunches for the clamoring parasites that we politely call "children" can be a real pain in the ass, which is why it seems that more American dads are using their American fingers to help spread some American peanut butter over some American sliced bread… » 8/13/12 12:00pm 8/13/12 12:00pm