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    Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career

    Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket

    Luke Wilson: Scotch In Hand On Scottish Highlands

    Ryan & Rachel: As It Should Be

    Loose Lips

    Luke Wilson Doesn't Subscribe To "Seasonal Dressing"

    Luke Wilson Likes His Coffee Black And His Outfits Muted Brown

    Luke Wilson: Unwitting Witness To Barbie Crime Scene

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    Loose Lips
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    06/23/09

    In reply to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
    Wait.

    Wait.


    Is his fly down??

     Reply
    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    06/23/09

    In reply to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
    Fact: Luke, the misaligned buttons are not doing it for me right now.
     Reply
    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    06/23/09

    In reply to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
    Luke Wilson: Currently pondering if he needs a cool, refreshing drink of Brawdo.
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    dianersb was bit by a zombie was starred dianersb was bit by a zombie was unstarred
    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    06/23/09

    In reply to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
    It's cool, Luke. How 'bout I just give you a nickel every time I quote you in Idiocracy? The quote frequency is declining now that we're post election, but I still feel that this royalties system could cover the cost of some new Gap khakis and an iron.


    P.S. I would still bone you.

     Reply
    jigglyball was starred jigglyball was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/23/09

    In reply to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
    he's got that "young and slightly lost community college professor" thing going on. Especially with the mis-buttoned shirt and wrinkled linen pants... correction, wrinkled everything.
     Reply
    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of BicSharpie BicSharpie
    06/23/09

    In reply to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
    He's actually running a food cart now. Can't you see that he has a license to sell wieners?
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    BicSharpie was starred BicSharpie was unstarred
    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    06/23/09

    @BicSharpie: wait, are his pants not zippered?
     Reply
    zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was starred zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was unstarred
    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    06/23/09

    In reply to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
    Rolled out of bed. Didn't have time to zip fly. I still think he's adorable and will watch Old School each and every time I begin to think otherwise.
     Reply
    sportz.star was starred sportz.star was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    06/23/09

    In reply to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
    Is he researching his next role in a David Arquette biopic?
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    hortense was starred hortense was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    06/23/09

    @hortense: I will be sending my keyboard invoice.
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    06/23/09

    In reply to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
    Perhaps he's on his way to a "You Don't Have To Star In Every Film Offered To You, Good Sir" meeting.
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    hortense was starred hortense was unstarred
    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    06/23/09

    @hortense: I'm keeping expectations low in just hoping for a "How to Button Your Shirt Correctly" meeting.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/23/09

    @hortense: Is there any chance that he can pick up Kate Hudson on the way?
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    06/23/09

    @BabyJane: I think she's busy at a "Reasons Not To Date A-Rod" convention...
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    JerseyGrrrl was starred JerseyGrrrl was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/23/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: I see. Well, that should be her priority right now.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    06/23/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: They have a convention already? Gosh darn. I thought they only reserved those for Formers WAGs of Jeter.
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    06/23/09

    In reply to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
    I used to have such a thing for you, Luke Wilson.

    Thankfully paying to see 'My Super Ex Girlfriend' cured me of that -_-
     Reply
    zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was starred zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/23/09

    In reply to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
    Is he a dentist now?
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/23/09

    @BabyJane: I just looked again and I would like to apologize to all the dentists for my last remark. He looks like an unmade bed.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    06/23/09

    @BabyJane: Thank you. My dentist is both hottie and genius.
     Reply
    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    06/23/09

    In reply to Luke Wilson Goes Wandering In Search Of Lost Career
    You might not find your career in an iron or a mirror, but it wouldn't hurt to look.
     Reply
    Samanthrax was starred Samanthrax was unstarred
    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Ok Erin Wasson, I'm sorry that you were robbed, but one of these things is not like the others.


    Dior, Givenchy, and WILLIAM RAST? J-T's line of fancy jeans, really?!?! Are you invested in the company or something?

     Reply
    LaMorena was starred LaMorena was unstarred
    Image of RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee) RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee)
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Dude, if you've got that much mercury in your system you should be in a hospital getting pumped full of chelates and having your vital organs monitored. Piven's Entourage role has gone to his head.
     Reply
    RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee) was starred RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee) was unstarred
    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    12/23/08

    @rose.of.many.thorns.colette: he is being mocked by all of Broadway. Raul probably shouldn't have said anything to the audience, but on the other hand, he was apparently justified. The show must go on, eh, Ari?
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    brendastarlet is on it was starred brendastarlet is on it was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/23/08

    @rose.of.many.thorns.colette: It's all for the best, because now I can see William H. Macy in his role on Broadway!
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/23/08

    In reply to Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
    Seriously Pete, I appreciate your effort to show everyone that I am right about your extreme dickiness.


    The sad part is that Ashlee has had this kid with you - and for the next oh, two years, everything will be fine. Then slowly a little bit each day- she will mature and grow and change, because parenting and life does that to most people. But not you. So eventually, she is going to look at you and wonder how it is that she ever wanted to be with you.

     Reply
    SisterMaryMartha was starred SisterMaryMartha was unstarred
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