Here's a clip of GOP Presidential Probably-Nominee/ overall weird, awkward guy Wildegard Mittens Von Cashingham Romney informing an enthusiastic 2007 crowd that if he were in charge, he'd clean up the piss infested waters of America's moral swimming pool by requiring computers come equipped with "NO PORN" buttons.
I wish my grandmother could see my baby cousin, and meet my fiance. I wish she could enjoy Michelle Obama's clothes. But most of all, I wish my grandmother had lived to enjoy texting. Allow me to explain: