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    Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    01/01/09

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    Wow, my mom teaches one of Mia's other daughters (And the girl is one of her favorite students right now) I got kinda scared that I would be getting a sad phonecall from my mom.
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    I don't get this obsessions with weight. It's not only Hollywood; it's our society.


    says size 00 Eva Longoria.


    *sigh*

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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    Babs and I have something in common. I love couches too. And I miss mine while sitting here in my office.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    I don't know why but I buy that Sean Penn might be homophobic or has been in the past.
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    Yeah, Gawker totally ripped apart the Mickey Rourke thing yesterday. Gotta love the commenters over there.
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    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    the Palin family, a gift that keeps on giving!
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    Eww, why would you dump Seth MacFarlane? Come on. Though, I can see how being with a guy who does the voice for Brian the dog would be a bit creepy. But he knows Seth Green!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    Tripp, as in, whoops, I made a mistake in establishing my footing and am no longer upright?


    Other names on the Bristol/Levi name list:
    Accident
    Whoopsie (for a girl)
    Slip
    Skid
    Fender Bender
    Tumble
    Falter
    Faceplant

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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/30/08

    @morninggloria:


    "Mommy, how did I get me name?"


    "We named you after how you were conceived, honey. I tripped and fell on your dad's penis."

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/30/08

    @braak: Thank you for that, I'm laughing so hard that I'm coughing and it sounds like I have that thing that Nicole Kidman's character had in Moulin Rouge. Consumption?
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/30/08

    @morninggloria: Consumption is a fancy kind of tuberculosis!
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    Image of I_can_still_pitch I_can_still_pitch
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    I will go on record as saying that the chances of Tom Brady sitting out next season are zero. They could sew a new leg on and it would be ready to go by next August. The type of surgery he had does not take 2 years to heal. He may not be 100% by start of next season, but flying squirrels will shoot out of Giselle's butt before he misses another season.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/30/08

    @I_can_still_pitch: And if not, there's Matt Cassel. I am not worried.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    12/30/08

    @I_can_still_pitch:


    That's a Nuclear Wintour-masterminded concept shoot and LOL Vogue extravaganza waiting to happen. Trust.

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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/30/08

    @NefariousNewt: There is not free agent Matt Cassel unless the Pats pay him a starting QB salary to stick around.


    He should not miss another season on ACL surgery, but if it's effed up as some reports suggest he could need a bit more and not be stable enough for the NFL. Full ACL recovery can easily be a year if your job includes people trying to tackle you all the time.

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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    What is Dushku thinking??? Swapping hilarious and cute for douchey and lame...
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    12/30/08

    @sassyredhead:

    Oddly, Seth MacFalane sas always struck me as kinda douchey, like he isn't 100% kidding with Peter Griffin. Hmmm...
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    12/30/08

    @Perla: I can haz gud spellingz?
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    12/30/08

    @Perla: He does seem douchey in interviews. And I love Family Guy, but some of the jokes, particularly Jewish ones, cross the line between making fun of stereotypes, and reveling in stereotypes. I could just be bitter because the male characters are interesting (manly cripple, sensitive black man, evil baby, alcoholic dog) but the female characters are not, except maybe for Louis (sassy black woman, pregnant, sweet wife)


    Clearly I have spent too much time thinking about this.

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    Image of happymisanthrope happymisanthrope
    12/30/08

    @treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest: yeah, sometimes Family Guy just seems to go a little too far...
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    I echo the sentiments expressed previously...nice job on "Dirtbag", Tracie.


    Also, Eliza Dushku, poor choice. And I miss seeing you kick ass.

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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    Tracie, the "cold hard cash" jab was gold. I now have coffee on the keys of my freshly-cleaned MacBook.


    Mr. Brady, if you sit out the '09 season you. are. done.


    Dane and Wilbur obviously had themselves a pretty rockin' christmas eve.


    Michael Lohan: we've figured out your game. If you don't want the attention, SHUT UP.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/30/08

    @Gretchen: Dane and Wilbur should have filmed their day together. They could have released it as a special: A Very C-List Christmas.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    I didn't even know they made diet Gatorade. Apparently I need to get out more.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/30/08

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): I know there are lower-calorie "fitness waters" or whatever, but like, when I need to chug Gatorade, it is because I have a hangover to end all hangovers and it better have some motherfucking glucose in it.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/30/08

    @tscheese: It's weird; isn't Gatorade's main selling point its carbohydrates and electrolytes? If you've got splenda in it, or whatever, what does that mean? You just really like the taste of purple?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/30/08

    @braak: But it has electrolytes.


    It's what plants crave.

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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/30/08

    @tscheese: Which is like, salt, right? Gatorade is just the human equivalent of a salt-lick?
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    Image of I_can_still_pitch I_can_still_pitch
    12/30/08

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): All the salt and only half the sugar.
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    Image of chatterboxwriting chatterboxwriting
    12/30/08

    @tscheese: Oh, good Idiocracy reference!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    Nick Cannon wasn't drinking because HE'S THE PREGNANT ONE!! Do you honestly think Mariah would allow her womb to be filled with anything? She has all that money, I'm sure she's been able to find a scientist willing to perform a type of surgery on her husband which allows him to gestate and give birth. I mean, really. Just try to picture a pregnant Mariah. I'll give you a second.


    SEE? I told you it's just not possible.

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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    12/30/08

    @terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles:

    Genius! She'll make him give birth at the Hello Kitty Hospital in Taiwan!
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    Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was starred Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was unstarred
    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    12/30/08

    In reply to Bristol Palin Turns Abstinence-Only Education Into Cold Hard Cash; Mia Farrow's Daughter Dies
    I hope Bristol invests that money.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    12/30/08

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Yes. Stick it in a nice something-or-other that doubles your money every six years.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/30/08

    @tonightineed is no longer yeasty: They have those anymore?
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