More Lohan Family Drama On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Dina Lohan finally gets a (real) Twitter account, Dita Von Teese has an amazing(ly scary?) bedspread, and Soulja Boy loves the tattoo a fan got—and is sure to regret one day—in his honor.
Magnum Condoms Have A Big, Um, Market Share
Can you write a song for an oversized condom without making it all about big dicks? Perhaps unsure how to accomplish this on their own, Magnum condoms is crowdsourcing the challenge.
Celebrities Celebrate 4/20 On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Questlove, Bob Saget, and Taraji P. Henson celebrate 4/20; you can spend the holiday with Snoop; and Sherri Shepherd is blazing up something completely different.
Twitter Feud: Ice-T Vs. Aimee Mann
Today in Tweet Beat, Aimee Mann disses Ice-T's acting and he tells her to eat a "bowl of dicks." Also, Adrianne Curry talks more shit on Tyra, and today is Hugh Hefner's 84th birthday.
Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Throw In The Towel Via Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are "grateful" but not dating, Diablo Cody is pregs, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist claims that MJ didn't like to shoot up.
Ann Curry Is Totally Freaking Out Questlove
Today in Tweet Beat, Ann Curry's face is terrorizing NBC studios via the internal monitor feed, Adrianne Curry (no relation?) still hates Tyra, and Courtney Love does not have a boyfriend, you guys.
Lindsay Accuses E-Trade Of Parody; Simon's Fiancée Fled The Taliban
- Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for creating a commercial in which a boyfriend-stealing, "milk-aholic" baby is named Lindsay. Here's the thing about LL's lawsuit:
Nicki Minaj And The Issue Of Female MCs
Rapper Nicki Minaj catapulted to popularity in a matter of months, going from virtual unknown to appearing on tracks alongside Mariah Carey and Ludacris. Sadly, the shelf life for women in the hip-hop limelight is less than two years.
Snooki Gives A Jersey Shore Season 2 Update
Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki mentions that the second season of Jersey Shore might be filmed somewhere "tropical," Kim Zolciak finds Debbie Gibson inspirational, and Meghan McCain thinks Glenn Beck is predictable.
Tila Tequila Is Still A Lesbian, Still Oversharing
Today in Tweet Beat, Tila Tequila says she is a lesbian, but might be in love with her baby daddy, Talib Kweli reads Catcher in the Rye, and Amy Winehouse watches Glee.
Cat Beats Down Dog While Riding A Roomba
In the clip at left, a cat chases her canine companion around on a Roomba and tries to scratch him as their owner sings "Move Bitch" by Ludacris. It's just more proof that rap promotes violence. [Buzzfeed]
Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed
- Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type.
Emma's Orientation Documented By Paps; Details On Alleged Tila Tequila Assault
- Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:
What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
For Tweet Beat, we'll follow celebs' Twitter accounts so you don't have to. Today, Samantha Ronson doesn't think women are good drivers, Larry King admits he doesn't type, Tyra is talking about weaves (natch), and more!
Madonna To Marry Jesus?
- Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:
Ludacris Spreads Some Christmas Ludachristmas Cheer
New York City, December 18. Image via WENN.
Jon Stewart Says Hide Your Poultry: Palin's Back In Town
"She's aliiiiiive!" Jon Stewart yelps at footage of Sarah Palin in the lower 48. As previously noted, Palin was in Georgia earlier this week, helping to get Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss reelected in a runoff. Jon refers to Sarah as the "GOP's BFD" and adds that Palin apparently "loves everything in Alaska but…
SNL: The Blizz Takes On T-Pain
Let's face it: last night's
Saturday Night Live was pretty bad. Continuing the dark and creepy direction they took off in last week, the SNL crew took us through a weird skit sequence that involved a mentally ill woman putting super-glue on her teeth, fur-covered turkeys running for their lives, and the worst…
Reminders
Don't forget to check back for tonight's SNL live thread! Tonight's episode is hosted by Tim McGraw and features musical guests Ludacris and T-Pain, which is a bit strange, considering that McGraw is perhaps best known for his music. Will Tim, Luda, and T-Pain hit the stage together? Will we finally get to see the new…
Ludacris Wins "Most Intelligent Political Commentary" Of The Week Award
I try not to cast stones when it comes to idiotic shit people write on the internet but an Andrew Sullivan surrogate just
picked up what is indisputably the most this campaign has yet produced — and that DMX's inimitable meme — which is to say, John McCain's new "Obama is just a celebrity" ads featuring Britney and…
