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    Image of angryblackgurl angryblackgurl
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Great Ladymag Slim-Down
    After working at lady mags for over 20+ years, I still cannot find the energy to gloat at the demise of the industry that intially bought me such joy. There are so many good, hard working editors that are jobless, or like me reinventing themselves in a dying industry that is innundated with young women, and men willing to work for nothing, that live at home. We "Oldies"..can't compete...
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Great Ladymag Slim-Down
    Much as I dislike the ladymags, I work in print media. As goes their advertising, so goes all other print publications' advertising. It is a deeply disturbing state of affairs and not one I wish to gloat about.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    09/04/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Yeah, as passionate as I am about magazines like Bitch, it can only support so many low or unpaid staff members and freelancers. Lady mags can't change if they cease to exist.
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Great Ladymag Slim-Down
    The September InStyle was heavy as hell and chock full of ads and fashion spreads for thigh high boots. I don't want 3 pounds of ads and I certainly can't wear thigh high boots to work, thanks.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Great Ladymag Slim-Down
    About time-- if they got any fatter they'd be featured in OK and In Touch magazines.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana:
    Best and Worst Magazine Beach Bodies.
    How Elle Got Bikini Ready for Summer
    In Style's Summer Slimdown Secrets
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/04/09

    @BabyJane: MarieClaire Crash Diets, Brad Storms Out!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/04/09

    @CurtCole: How Glamour Lost the Baby Weight and Got John Mayer Back for Good!
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/04/09

    @BabyJane: Let's not forget
    Look Great at Any Size! Best Outfits from Vogue to Redbook!
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/04/09

    @all: I would buy these magazines.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    09/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: You'd think they'd have learned from Self how to photoshop.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Great Ladymag Slim-Down
    Well, it's about time they followed their own advice.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    09/04/09

    @CurtCole: I was going to say, you think they'd spin this into something positive. 'Thinnest issue ever! We've slimmed down! Now boys like us!'
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    06/01/09

    In reply to Amazing Cat Survives 26-Story Fall
    Lucky cat! Luckier owners. Our cat fell off our balcony when I was a little kid. We came home and the doormen had buried him for us.
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    Image of FritzIno FritzIno
    06/01/09

    In reply to Amazing Cat Survives 26-Story Fall
    So a cat "accidentally" falls from a high-rise and window washer "just happen to be video taping" it...

    Sounds suspicious to me...maybe someone wanted to make a video that got a lot of hits and cruelty was just part of the production value...

    I'm not sure but sounds wierd to me.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    06/01/09

    @FritzIno: It wasn't a video, it was three still pictures. Taken from the building across the street.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    06/01/09

    In reply to Amazing Cat Survives 26-Story Fall
    You know what I find amazing? That the window washers across the street A) happened to bring a camera to work with them, B) noticed the cat walking on the ledge across the street and C) got the camera out in time to capture this.


    I mean how did they know it would fall? And at 60 mph how long does it take a cat to fall 26 stories, like 25 seconds tops?

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/01/09

    In reply to Amazing Cat Survives 26-Story Fall
    Aww, this made me tear up. Happy tears of course.


    Yeah, it's Monday.

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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    06/01/09

    In reply to Amazing Cat Survives 26-Story Fall
    Maybe I should rename my cat Jinx to avoid situations like this. Not that my cat is named Lucky, as it seems like that is just begging for it.


    I am constantly in awe of the feline's grace and poise. They jump four or five feet from the floor to the window ledge, and it gets me every time. But I was raised around clumsy, bumbling dogs (who I still love).

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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    06/01/09

    In reply to Amazing Cat Survives 26-Story Fall
    I remember an old PBS documentary where the height actually helps the cat: they need the time and space in order to contort themselves into 'landing' position. Cats that fall from shorter heights: 1 or two stories: tend to suffer greater injuries.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    06/01/09

    @NotChoinski: I think I saw that.
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    06/01/09

    In reply to Amazing Cat Survives 26-Story Fall
    But but but my friend's cat broke it's jaw after falling just 1 floor!
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    Image of RobertaFisk RobertaFisk
    06/01/09

    @nessalicious: Its jaw? Poor kitty - how did he eat?
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/01/09

    In reply to Amazing Cat Survives 26-Story Fall
    This is a story about a cat named Lucky.


    Early morning, she wakes up

    Fall, fall, fall out the window

    It's time for landing, on the ground

    It's you they're all waiting for

    They go…

    "Isn't she lovely, this amazing cat?"

    And they say…


    [CHORUS:]

    She's so lucky, she's a cat

    But she falls, falls, falls out her tall window

    If there's nothing left of her nine lives

    Then why did she make it alright?

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    06/01/09

    @save jinger: To the tune of Britney Spears's "Lucky," if that wasn't obvs...
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    06/01/09

    @save jinger: Very cute and creative for a Monday afternoon, aren't you? :)
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    06/01/09

    @save jinger: I secretly love that song - and I love you for this comment!
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    Image of thetaobera thetaobera
    06/01/09

    In reply to Amazing Cat Survives 26-Story Fall
    Following a similar incident, studies came out showing that cats were more seriously injured when falling from like five stories than from 16. They hypothesized that once a falling kitty needed reached terminal velocity (MEOWCH!), it actually spread out in flight, created more resistance and help prevent more massive injuries. (Yikes!) Kitties falling from heights below three floors didn't have time to relax. Or something like that.


    Oh here it is:

    A cat reaches its terminal velocity of 60 mph within 5 stories of freefall. For comparison, a person's terminal velocity is 120 mph.


    Once a cat reaches its terminal velocity, it then begins to slow down. This is because the cat relaxes, changing its position from back arched, head down, and legs pulled tightly underneath its body, to resemble a spread eagle cat. This increases its cross-sectional area and slows the cat down. The reason for this is that our bodies are only sensitive to acceleration (this is why at times on an airplane flight it feels as if you aren't moving at all). Relaxing also causes the impact force to be spread out over more area when the cat lands, resulting in a decrease in injuries to cats' limbs when they fall seven or more stories.

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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    06/01/09

    @thetaobera: My Tiger would like to mention that his soft, springy belly would also help cushion the fall. He urges all cat-lovers to feed your kitties extra treats tonight, just in case such an accident does occur.
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    Image of RobertaFisk RobertaFisk
    06/01/09

    @thetaobera: Thanks for the explanation!
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    Image of jinxykb jinxykb
    06/01/09

    In reply to Amazing Cat Survives 26-Story Fall
    My chihuahua jumped out of my arms, fell all of 3 feet, and sprained her leg....go figure.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/01/09

    @jinxykb: chihuahua =/= cat
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