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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/12/09

    In reply to Wanna Screw? Hardware Store Employee's Crush Gets Her In Trouble
    That's actually pretty sad. #lovesucks
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/12/09

    In reply to Wanna Screw? Hardware Store Employee's Crush Gets Her In Trouble
    Did this once as a teenager. All my high school crushes got FREE GAS! at the Quik Mart.

    Statute of limitations is waaaay over now. #lovesucks
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    Image of ahpooks ahpooks
    11/13/09

    @kookla: and free footlongs @ my subway in 1997. #lovesucks
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    Image of GreyEminence GreyEminence
    11/13/09

    @kookla: And free ice-cream cones at Scooperman Ice-Cream Parlour. #lovesucks
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    Image of Leucadia Leucadia
    11/13/09

    @GreyEminence: And free coffees and pastries and sandwiches at the coffee shop, until management cracked down. #lovesucks
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    In reply to Wanna Screw? Hardware Store Employee's Crush Gets Her In Trouble
    I would never have given a guy I liked discounts. In fact, I would probably be more likely to charge him more so when he called me out on it I could go "tee hee, I'm so silly."

    Yeah, I worked in customer service when I was 16. Fuck you, like you were perfect?? #lovesucks
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    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    11/12/09

    In reply to Wanna Screw? Hardware Store Employee's Crush Gets Her In Trouble
    Wasn't there a Seinfeld bit about a cashier giving attractive women an extra $10 with their change, and the cashier was going to try to marry the first woman who gave him the money back? I used to think of that when I had a job where I had to buy bagels once a week, because like three weeks in a row the cashier gave me an extra $10. I don't think he was hitting on me though, I think it was just friggin' early and he hadn't turned on his math skills yet. I always gave back the money. #lovesucks
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    11/12/09

    @RisaPlata: Did it turn out that when you ran into each other 40 years later, on a street corner while waiting for a cab (a hovercab to be accurate), he informed you that it was in fact correct change the bills you were giving him were far too large. #lovesucks
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/12/09

    @RisaPlata: Not "going to propose", right? "Going to marry". Man, these heads are some kind of presumptuous.

    @rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: I believe that's the movie "Serendipity". #lovesucks
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    Image of tervalicious tervalicious
    11/12/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I believe that was the joke. #lovesucks
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    Image of samethingwedoeverynightpinky samethingwedoeverynightpinky
    11/12/09

    In reply to Wanna Screw? Hardware Store Employee's Crush Gets Her In Trouble
    I love that the minimized version of this page abbreivates the title to Wanna Screw? Hard...I feel kinda sorry for this girl. Can a crush be temporary insanity?

    ETA: Isn't this how most bartenders operate? I've probably consumed $20,000 in uncharged drinks in my lifetime. Too bad she didn't work in a field where you could hide the evidence.

    #lovesucks
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/12/09

    @samethingwedoeverynightpinky: I figure the alcohol I've gotten in stiff or free drinks by virtue of being female and/or attractive is cancelled out by the weak-sauce drinks I've gotten at chain restaurants and cranky bartenders. #lovesucks
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/12/09

    In reply to Wanna Screw? Hardware Store Employee's Crush Gets Her In Trouble
    if he loved her he would've put a washer on it. #lovesucks
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    Image of Jessysaurusrex Jessysaurusrex
    11/12/09

    @whats_in_a_name: Or a rubber hose ring on it. #lovesucks
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/12/09

    @Jessysaurusrex: An O-ring would might also have been appropriate. #lovesucks
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    Image of La Chica Lucy La Chica Lucy
    11/12/09

    @whats_in_a_name: Sorry it's too late for COTD, 'cause that made me lol! #lovesucks
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/12/09

    In reply to Wanna Screw? Hardware Store Employee's Crush Gets Her In Trouble
    When I was a teenager, I was a cashier at a fancy carwash. The carwash had this promotion that we tracked in our computer where the tenth car wash was free. Anytime a hot guy came in, I checked all of his boxes and told him the wash was free. I must have cost the company TONS of money.

    But I didn't want any of them to like me or be my boyfriend, if that makes it any less pathetic. #lovesucks
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    Image of HughHeffrey HughHeffrey
    11/12/09

    @Tippi Hedren: A guy I worked with at a restaurant in college had a second job at a grocery store. A lot of my co-workers would shop at his location and go through his line because he would skip over a few items, then ring up one. They'd get hundreds of dollars of groceries for like $40. My conscience kept me from ever doing the same, but that particular Publix eventually closed. I don't think he wanted to date any of them either. Always wondered why he did it! #lovesucks
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/12/09

    @HughHeffrey: My college roommate worked in a bar. I'd order a pitcher, give him a five, and he'd give me five singles in change. If he was working the kitchen that day I'd order a cheese burger and end up with a triple bacon cheeseburger. I was really sad when he quit that job. #lovesucks
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    Image of HughHeffrey HughHeffrey
    11/12/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: At the aforementioned restaurant, I did the same with the bartenders. Having a margarita in a to-go cup under the host stand made the shifts SO much more bearable! #lovesucks
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/12/09

    In reply to Wanna Screw? Hardware Store Employee's Crush Gets Her In Trouble
    Clerk trying to get nailed gets nailed. #lovesucks
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    11/12/09

    In reply to Wanna Screw? Hardware Store Employee's Crush Gets Her In Trouble
    Wow. This is pathetically sad. All this just for a guy. I can't even imagine why. Hon, he's not the only guy in the world you could have found another one who wouldn't have cost you as much. #lovesucks
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/12/09

    In reply to Wanna Screw? Hardware Store Employee's Crush Gets Her In Trouble
    Oh, Katie. The guy who only comes to see you at your job when he needs the employee discount is not the guy you're going to end up with. Anyone who's ever worked in a mall food court could tell you that. #lovesucks
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/12/09

    In reply to Wanna Screw? Hardware Store Employee's Crush Gets Her In Trouble
    Nuts. You'd think after all of that he wood have nailed her once! #lovesucks
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    Image of randomslut randomslut
    11/12/09

    @LuvEwan: Nail her and then bolt right after? #lovesucks
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