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    Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    I'm going to have a geeky "Fine Lines" moment:


    Does anyone remember "The Perilous Guard" by Elizabeth Marie Pope? At the end, the witchy lady offers the protagonist some sort of love potion, but she refuses it, wanting the real thing. Later she speculates that it was probably not magic at all and that the witch was back-handedly trying to get revenge by causing her to doubt her dude's affection for her entire life (because, indeed, he does love her).


    This thing reminds me of that thing.

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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    I already saw this movie with Sandra Bullock and it was bad. No, thanks.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/13/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): Ha! That it was.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    I tend to fall in love with:


    -People who feed me
    -People who smell nice and also feed me
    -People who smell nice, feed me, and also give me backrubs and bolster my sense of vanity


    ...Also, I get along really well with cats. I can't imagine why.

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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/13/09

    @tscheese: Are you sure YOU aren't a cat?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/13/09

    @stacyinbean: I'm currently shedding on clean laundry and dreaming fondly of the chicken breast I just ate for lunch. I also act kind of out-of-control around sushi-grade salmon.


    Maybe.

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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/13/09

    @tscheese: Just keep the hair away from your mouth, mmmkay? Hairball/puke is NO fun.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    I think that the fine film Teen Witch, aside from giving us the solid gold hip hop classic "Top That", also taught us that love potions are baaaaad.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    I didn't know if it was day or night
    I started kissin' everything in sight
    But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
    He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine
    Love Potion Number Nine
    Love Potion Number Nine
    Love Potion Number Nine
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    Image of SmallbutMighty SmallbutMighty
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    i dunno, I wouldn't mind a pill you could take after a break-up to unlove someone.
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    01/13/09

    @SmallbutMighty: How very Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. But yeah, I would probably pay for that.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    01/13/09

    @SmallbutMighty: Seriously. Saves time, energy, and body hydration.


    Also, your avatar behbeh has the most adorahbuls baby smile!

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    01/13/09

    @SmallbutMighty: When they find it, pass some of that on over this way, please.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    01/13/09

    @SmallbutMighty: That, I think, would sell.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    I already had the love vaccine. It is called paralyzingly BITTER.
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    01/13/09

    @Samanthrax: I love a champagne cocktail and that involves bitters.
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    Image of Edna Sednitzer Edna Sednitzer
    01/13/09

    @Samanthrax: so do I, it's call "married for 10 years".
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/13/09

    @Samanthrax: I am a walking love vaccine. I can spread the bitter....
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    Image of Understater Understater
    01/13/09

    @Edna Sednitzer:
    Hell, 7 is enough.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    "Booster shot of love" sounds like a crute euphamism for unprotected sex involving a cock and not involving pulling out.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    01/13/09

    @morninggloria: Oh god, it does. Now I have a creepy guys voice in my head, going "it's okay baby..." Ick ew. gross.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/13/09

    @morninggloria: I thought Booster Shot of Love was a new VH1 dating show.
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    Image of PacoHertez PacoHertez
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    "love between sexual partners may have evolved from mother-child bonding, which is one reason some types of foreplay mimic nursing."


    That explanation creeps me out more than the ex that loved the word daddy.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/13/09

    @PacoHertez: Yes and yes. Both are creepy.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    Also, the "dangerous disease" that caused Britney's first marriage is called "Being drunk in Vegas at the age of 25."
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Note to self - avoid Vegas from May '09-May '10.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    Last night, my boyfriend made me some hot cocoa.


    A little while later, he asked me to marry him. And I said yes.


    Until now, I thought I was happily engaged, but perhaps I've just been roofied with love?! God dammit, you guys. Why didn't any of you tell me?! I KNEW I shouldn't have asked for whipped cream and sprinkles on that hot cocoa. Dammit!

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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Seriously? Congratulations!
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    Image of Hazel Hazel
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Wait, did this really happen or are you fucking with us?


    Either way... congrats!!!

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    Image of theysaidwhat theysaidwhat
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Congratulations! (If you are just announcing your engagement in a low-key way?)
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/13/09

    @hortense: That's adorable, but you need to wait for the results of your tox screen before proceeding any further.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Congratulations!!!!
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Congratulations, Hortense! And congratulations to your fiance for finding the perfect vehicle for the new love roofie potion!
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    01/13/09

    @hortense: That is so adorable it warms my heart, and not just cause you mentioned cocoa! Congratulations!
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Congrats!
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    01/13/09

    @PacoHertez: Word. Creeptacular.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/13/09

    @hortense: CONGRATS!!!
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Wait, what, for real?!

    CONGRATULATIONS! That is so awesome and cute and awww! Yay!
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    Image of hortense hortense
    01/13/09

    @haguenite: Thank you, doves!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Oh my gawd CONGRATU-FREAKING-LATIONS LADY!
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    01/13/09

    @hortense: What a fantastic way to slip this in, H! Congratulations!!
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Wait, what? CONGRATULATIONS HORTENSE!!!
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    01/13/09

    @hortense: SQUEEE!! Congrats, dear Hortense! What a perfect engagement story!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01/13/09

    @hortense: OMG Congratulations! Many happy years to you both!!
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    01/13/09

    @hortense: At first, I thought that was just a joke, tied in with roofies in the cocoa.


    But apparently not?


    Your method of announcing it though is much better than my friend's method.


    I got a text at 7am saying "Call me as soon as you get this!" ...I thought she was in trouble or sick or her mother had just passed (she's been ill). I had a panic attack!


    Turns out she just wanted to tell me in person that her boyfriend had proposed the night before. (Last Thursday)


    She promised to never send another text like that to me again (unless it was a REAL emergency).


    Anyway, Congrats. We expect updates on wedding planning :)

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    01/13/09

    @hortense: OMG YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!

    I think it was the LOLspeak from the other day's post that did it.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Congratulations!
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Best wishes! Now remember, if you find the perfect dress, the perfect flowers, and the perfect church all in one day, then it's "too easy" and your boyfriend probably has an extremely irritating secret daughter.
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Congratulations!! Cocoa and a proposal, that is the way to do it!
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Proposal with cocoa is full of WIN! Mazel tov, Hortense!
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/13/09

    @hortense: omg. YAYYYYY!!!!! I think this has to do with us approving of him in the LOLCat related thread.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/13/09

    @hortense: I'm late, but still.


    CONGRATULATIONS HORTENSE!!!


    So. Now that that's out of the way, when are you going to have kids and will you or will you not breastfeed?!?!


    (kidding, obviously.)

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    Image of the once and future estrojen the once and future estrojen
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Best wishes to both of you, my dear!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/13/09

    @hatepaperdoll: Also, if our Hortense and her intended eat their hotdogs differently, i.e. he's a mustard 'n relish and she's a ketchup, well, you know what that means.....
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    01/13/09

    @hortense: YAY YAY YAY YAY!!! CONGRATULATIONS HORTENSE!! CAPS FOR EVERYONE!!
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    01/13/09

    @terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: I think the more important question is, will they be raised bilingual? Clearly they need to know LOLcat if they want to communicate with their mother, and English with their father.


    @LaComtesse: Mrrg?! Y tl f th ptrrch! I fl m wmnn slf dmnshd jst HRNG bt t! ;-)

    HAHA! I joke! Ummm, I hope that was obvious.

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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Aw! COTD! Hooray!! Cocoa + proposal = full of win.
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    Image of exelizabeth exelizabeth
    01/13/09

    @hortense: HOLY SHIT Congratulations!!!!


    I am hoping you weren't just roofied, but from what you've said he sounds like a pretty cool guy.

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    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Congrats! What a cute story.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/13/09

    @hortense: Congrats-ats ats ats ats


    get it? BECAUSE OF THE ECHO!!!! So happy for ya!

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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    Love drug? I'm pretty sure Britney just calls it cocaine.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    Picture-perfect.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    Being emotionally detached as it is, I'll pass. Thanks.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01/13/09

    In reply to Love Drugs: Researchers Ready The Next Generation Of Roofies
    My husband gave me a lethal combination of Combos, Cadbury Cream Eggs, and the smell of his neck to make me fall in love. Hey, as long as the Pizzeria Pretzel keeps a-coming, I'll go home at night.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    01/13/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Hubby neck smell = awesome.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    01/13/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Beaker (haha witty nickname for my boyfriend!) brought me cheesecake last night on his way home from work, without me even saying "I want cheesecake.". That was all the vaccination I needed.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    01/13/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Cadbury creme eggs are amazing. I had a boyfriend who bought a ton of them once to stash. So he could surprise me throughout the year with one here and there. I thought that was amazing.
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    01/13/09

    @The HZA.: Learn from my mistake: don't eat, like, 16 cadbury creme eggs in one day, for, like, a week straight. You will enjoy it as it happens, but when all is said and done, you may never want to see one again.
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