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    Family Affair

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    Image of TwiceShy TwiceShy
    04/02/09

    In reply to Family Affair
    I read the Vogue piece but I wasn't hooked. I think she probably had some wonderful adventures but just can't capture them in writing.
    Maybe there will be a movie...
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    04/02/09

    In reply to Family Affair
    So, her bid for attention is predicated on pimping out her relationships to famous people? Ew.
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    04/02/09

    In reply to Family Affair
    It would have been way cooler if her dad was the Viscount de Chagny.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    04/02/09

    In reply to Family Affair
    You know you're really famous when a pharmaceutical company names an allergy medication after you.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/02/09

    @Mafalda para Presidente: That's what my brother Viagra always says!
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    04/02/09

    @BabyJane: I'm naming my firstborn Nexium.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/02/09

    @Mafalda para Presidente: I'd hold out for a candy bar.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/02/09

    @Mafalda para Presidente: I think Valtrex is catchy.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    04/02/09

    In reply to Family Affair
    I read her article in this month's Vogue. Great stuff, especially how awesomely insane Ryan O'Neill and Jack Nicholson seemed to be.
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    Image of HeinzDoofenshmirtz HeinzDoofenshmirtz
    04/02/09

    In reply to Family Affair
    The Jack Nicholson? I read he believed his mom was his sister for a really long time, his parents as his grandparents and that he never knew his dad. Hmm...
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    04/02/09

    @nutellagirl (nigeriangirl): Yreah, I think part of that is right...that his mother had him very young (like 15ish) and he was raised by his grandparents with his mother as his older sister.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    04/02/09

    @LaFemme: Yep, imagine what a screwed up family tree would happen if you combined the Huston and Nicholson ones.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    04/02/09

    In reply to Family Affair
    That actually sounds pretty badass, in theory. I have to say though, having such an upbringing as this would be a bit much for me. I'm glad mine was boring. I'm weird enough as it is.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/02/09

    In reply to Family Affair
    I wonder if Ms. Huston has allergies.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/02/09

    @NefariousNewt: At first I thought you were referencing her well-bred gene pool.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    04/02/09

    In reply to Family Affair
    Oh, snore. (No offense, Sadie.) Another meritless faux-celeb writing a book.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    04/02/09

    @ihateyourescalade: A lot of non-celebrities have written compelling memoirs. Or are you irritated that she's related to celebrities and might be trying to cash in on that? Either way, it might be a good idea to reserve judgment until you've read the book.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    04/02/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Meritless cos she isn't famous? Sounds like she has some potentially excellent stories for a book. I just finished Marsha Brady's autobio, looks like this one is next! Sordid exposes re: the 1960's/70's FTW!
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    04/02/09

    In reply to Family Affair
    Eh. My mom posed for Budweiser calendars, my dad was a hobo, my secret dad was a North Carolina politician and a once lived in a cardboard box with my pregnant 13-year-old cousin. Suck it, Allegra.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    04/02/09

    In reply to Family Affair
    Did anyone else suddenly start having fantasies about having a secret biological father?
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/02/09

    @Annabellie: I had that fantasy all the time growing up. Usually, it was either Dr Doolittle or Pa Ingalls. My grasp on reality was perhaps lacking.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    04/02/09

    @Annabellie: Yes. Which is weird because I love my father. I also look like a feminized version of him, so I have no idea how I thought this could ever be feasible.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/02/09

    @Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: Just hope you don't get Pa Doolittle. He just sits on the couch and watches TV.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    04/02/09

    @Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: Now I am trying to think up a list of fictional characters that I would want to be my secret biological father. The dad from Little Women was pretty good, because he let his girls do their own thing without pressuring them to be more feminine. Pa Ingalls was awesome. Also, my 12th grade English teacher, who obviously wasn't fictional, but still.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/02/09

    @Annabellie: Atticus Finch.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    04/02/09

    @BabyJane: YES. Also, Colonel Potter from MASH.
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