Ever Notice How Love Actually Is Very Bad?

It’s December 24, which means families around the world are coming together to celebrate with food, drinks, gifts, and their favorite Christmas movies. Many of them will gather round the TV to watch Love Actually, a film beloved by all, but did you ever notice that it’s actually bad? If not, you’re in for a world of…
This Week In Tabloids: Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals
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Love Actually Originally Featured a Lesbian Storyline
Now that Thanksgiving has passed and we’re just about to hit December, it’s perfectly fine to dust off your old Love Actually DVD (or stream it on Amazon) and dive into one of the best ensemble rom-coms in all of history. While the 2003 comedy has received plenty of backlash in recent years, some of us (SOME OF US)…
SNL's Pete Davidson Creepily Charms Amy Adams in a Love Actually Spoof
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Bacon Declares Feelings for Egg in Love Actually-Style Gif

It's official: Love Actually is everywhere. Even on the Denny's Tumblr. Yes, Denny's has a Tumblr. That's the provenance of this gif, in which a strip of bacon professes its love for an egg.
Ultimate 'Nice Guy' Suspended from School for Giving Letter on Inner Beauty to Female Classmates
On Valentine's Day, a Toronto teen who attends a Catholic school distributed a letter about "inner beauty" to female classmates against the administration's wishes. Now, the student's been suspended and he wants his name cleared, claiming he was just trying to be a nice guy. Writing girls letters telling them how they…
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If you need a shot of pure romance, this week's "Modern Love" has got it. Okay, pure romance and a bowel movement.
Date Frank.
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