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    Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video

    Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?

    Madonna Prepares To Expand Her Family

    Pete Wentz Probably Isn't Reading This Right Now

    Lourdes Is On The Lookout For ________

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    Lourdes: Is That Hot Fudge On Her Pinkberry Or Am I Just Hungry?

    Lourdes Ciccone Pampers Her Cuticles, Hides Behind Hair
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    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    Everyone knows that God is a DJ and life is a dancefloor.
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    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    It looks like Madge is trying to shake an errant pebble from her crotch.
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    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini promoted this comment foodandshoes was starred foodandshoes was unstarred
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    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    Madonna, beauty's where you find it, not just where you bump-and-grind it.
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    Image of shnuguel shnuguel
    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    this video reminds me of my three friends blah, meh and yawn.

    This song is god-awful. Like some Madonna imitator from the late 80's putting out a new single in 2001.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    Less Celebration, more Bad Girl:
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    meritxell: an erotic life was starred meritxell: an erotic life was unstarred
    Image of Baroness Baroness
    09/01/09

    @meritxell: Always liked that video. Pop today is about sunny, sexy and dumb. Dark themes, like melancholy and loneliness don't seem viable now. She was in a bad mood a lot when this video was made, and I'm glad she uh, expressed herself. Moody, cinematic, grown-up, interesting. I miss ambitious videos, when there's real talent behind them, David Fincher directed this, iirc.
    And Walken, nice.
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    Image of dreamypisces dreamypisces
    09/01/09

    @meritxell: Thank you for that.
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    meritxell promoted this comment dreamypisces was starred dreamypisces was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/01/09

    @Baroness: Oh... very well said! I always loved the Erotica album because its themes were mature in the best possible way - complex and well written pop songs that covered the spectrum of sex/relationships. I love the 40's style in "Bad Girl" and I have definitely had my times when it overly resonated with me.
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    Image of wednesdayam wednesdayam
    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    Madge... you don't need Auto-Tune. You've been doing this basically all my life without it. Enough of the club-dance crap, go hang out in some Central and South American countries again and bring back that quality rhythm.
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    Image of largirl largirl
    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    Thank god for the video with all it's hip thrusting and coochie grabs, because without it I wouldn't have gotten that by "join the party" she means have sex with her vagina.
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    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    I was already laughing at the Chicken Dance & Pelvic Thrust Fest set to lame club music, but at Minuet 1, Madonna is doing a little kid Pee-Pee dance - that did me in!
    And the angsty teens up in the camera mouthing WTF at the end.
    Celebration of Lame.

    And Lourdres' inclusion? Why and What?!
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    Palette cleanser! I long for days when she was humping tvs and molesting matadors.
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    meritxell promoted this comment TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/01/09

    @TransFat: I know, Madonna's been boring and lame for at least a decade now (being generous and including Ray of Light in the not-embarrassing category)
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    Image of birminghamdrunk birminghamdrunk
    09/01/09

    @TransFat: WIN. my personal favorite song of hers. /melts
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    09/01/09

    @meritxell: I'm not joking that that video was my second choice if I couldn't find this one. The drama! The mood! Feel it on my fingertips, hear it on my windowpane!
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/01/09

    @TransFat: I LOVE that song! A beautifully crafted pop ballad if there ever was one. Madonna in the early 90s FTW
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    meritxell: an erotic life was starred meritxell: an erotic life was unstarred
    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    Reminded me of this WTF video.
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    Image of amsci amsci
    09/01/09

    @Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: We used to watch this obsessively at work. Classic!
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    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini promoted this comment amsci was starred amsci was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    I just snorted- I read it as Jesus Lulz.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    09/01/09

    @now it's just Aesop's Heatstroke.: Also, her haircut is absolutely perfect.
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    Image of halo323 halo323
    09/01/09

    @now it's just Aesop's Heatstroke.:

    yes, best Madge hair in years!
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    Ailatan promoted this comment halo323 was starred halo323 was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/01/09

    @now it's just Aesop's Heatstroke.: I agree. It looks like Debbie Harry's hair (I said it down thread) in Call Me
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    Image of 18thfloor 18thfloor
    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    Is that how they 'celebrate' in the Madonna household? Humping & grabbing your crotch? All we ever did was don paper hats & eat cake.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/01/09

    @18thfloor: Pin the tail on the donkey takes on a whole new meaning...
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    This song is one step up from Kim Zolciak's "Tardy for the Party."
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    Edited by BabyJane at 09/01/09 2:48 PM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Madlenka Madlenka
    09/01/09

    @BabyJane: We need to drastically up the ratio of human voice to autotune, and then it would be a dead-on imitation.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    This is like a $5 version of the "Ray of Light" video. The song isn't much better.
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    Image of hegemone hegemone
    09/01/09

    @hortense: I couldn't watch the whole video. I just frankly was not able to get past "Come join the party, let's get it started," as an opening line.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    09/01/09

    @hegemone: And the way she sings it is just so, "Come on, everyone wants to party with you...except me, because I'm tired of this shit to be honest."

    Or at least that's how it sounds to me.
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    09/01/09

    In reply to Yes, That Is 12-Year-Old Lourdes In Madonna's New Video
    Madonna's dancing reminds me of the Haynes underwear ad, where Sarah Chalke is watching people work out their wedgies.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    09/01/09

    @BabyJane: I was guessing it was supposed to look like "ooh, I'm so horny." Shame it came across as "fuck, WHY did I slam that entire Big Gulp?"
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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    09/01/09

    @BabyJane: EPIC LOL
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