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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    I know, so not the point, but her eye makeup in that photo is amazing. I wish I had a makeup artist on call at all times, don't you?
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    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    So I'm the only one who thought 'Brazilian Blow Dry' was a sex act?


    All right then.

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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    I always find it odd that people like Lady Gaga think British accents are cool as if there were only one. The range of English accents is very varied even today. As an Englishwoman there are some English accents which make me swoon and others which make me wince. I wonder if it was the accent Lady Gaga found so entrancing in Prince Henry or whether it was the fantasy of doing a Diana and being elevated from a mere Lady Gaga to Princess.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    03/18/09

    @Rare Affinity: Right? Only 7% of the UK population attends fee-charging schools and not all of that 7% will have that accent.
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    I really hope there's a lesbian bar somewhere called 'American Sapphic.' The name makes me smile. And, okay, I sometimes wish I could refer to myself as Sapphically-inclined and people would know what I'm talking about.
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    Image of Sleuthy Sleuthstein Sleuthy Sleuthstein
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    If you click through to the Mena Suvari link, one of the Chinese condom packages says that the condom inside is "dotted." I am both confused and disturbed.
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    03/18/09

    @Sleuthy Sleuthstein: Presumably it has raised bumps for stimulation, rather like ribbed condoms have ridges.
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    Image of Bob Wiley Bob Wiley
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    BI: P. Diddy
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    Congratulations, Joy Behar! And thank you for sharing that story about your friends: it's so important that people realize when they are against gay marriage or are indifferent to gay marriage, this is the consequence of their hate and indifference--hurting good people who are already in pain.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    Either Duplicity is a way better movie that the fluffy spy trope it looks in the previews or Clive Owen is really good at publicity.


    Either way, I'll be there with bells on, Mr Owen! Yeah that's right, I'm going to be the one in the bells. And nothing else. Call me!

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    Image of TheGuvnah TheGuvnah
    03/18/09

    @brinkswomanship: seriously! it looks like the most predictable movie imaginable.
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    Image of burningdinner burningdinner
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    Does anybody know what that tattoo is on Rihanna's shoulder? Roman numerals?
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow had dinner with Valentino last night and talked goop all evening.


    Last time I talked goop in public, my mom grounded me for a week.

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    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    "It was really funny because all you saw was this half-naked girl on the street yelling at some cop 'It's fashion! I'm an artist!'


    Wait...you can do that? I doodle, does that count? I hope so, cuz I am already pantsless.

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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    Lord, I would hate to possess a penis. You just can't fucking win.
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    03/18/09

    @Beat Girl (formerly Miss Carrie Nation): Yeah, but it doesn't determine everything about you. We can't win based on our gender alone.
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    03/18/09

    @girlnamedblue is feeling cringe-tastic: I would hate to be forced by much of society to attach much of my worth to a singular appendage. I don't really subscribe to the notion that I'm losing at anything because I'm a woman and that alone - that doesn't determine anything about me either.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    I don't know when this happened, but somewhere along the line I became very, very fond of Nicole Richie. She seems... sweet.
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    03/18/09

    @stoprobbers: I meant to say something more insightful and less vague, but then my hangover got in the way.
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    03/18/09

    @stoprobbers: Um...also, she's hilarious.


    I'll admit it, I watched some of that show where she and Paris Hilton lived on a farm or whatever. She was a laugh-riot.

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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    03/18/09

    @stoprobbers: I admit I started to like her more when she stopped hanging out with Paris and appeared to actually mature.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    Blind item - Joaquin Phoenix.
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    03/18/09

    @jeepgirl...kicks into 4WD to get out of GOOP: I SERIOUSLY doubt Mr Phoenix hits the gym.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    03/18/09

    @Trashtastic: To be fair, I heard he just came out of the pool....
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    Image of LovelyHue LovelyHue
    03/18/09

    In reply to Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
    Simon Baker is indeed hot, but I cannot get over the fact that his show The Mentalist is basically a rip-off of Psych.


    Actually, I might be able to get over that, except that the best part of Psych is that they don't take the ridiculous premise seriously at all, yet The Mentalist does take its stolen premise seriously, which means that I cannot take the Mentalist seriously. If my convoluted English skills have made this post confusing, let me translate it into some simple math: Psych > The Mentalist, and James Roday > Simon Baker.

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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    03/18/09

    @LovelyHue: I completely agree. I understand that when, say, a medical drama gets big, then there are other medical dramas, but this is such a blatant, IMHO, rip off of a pretty unique (in TV, at least) idea that I just don't see how they got away with it. Did you see the little shout out/call out in that one episode of Psych to the Mentalist? That was funny.
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    Image of LovelyHue LovelyHue
    03/18/09

    @HarpMadness: Tragically I haven't seen the latest episodes of Psych, but now I really want to! Do you remember which episode?
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    03/18/09

    @LovelyHue: Gosh, I wish I could remember ... it was a throw away line so I can't remember what else was going on .... This season has been really good so far, I hope you can catch it soon!
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