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Victoria Beckham got an 18-page spread in the new German Vogue. [FGR]
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Models Filling The Jobs Vacated By Celebrities Who Took Their Modeling Jobs

Jennifer

8/10/07 10:00am

The supermodels of yore think they deserve film careers. Naomi Campbell would like to start doing comedies (in itself: comedic!) and Helena Christensen hopes to be the next Bond girl. [Vogue UK]
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