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    Image of Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    Now is not the time for Caroline Cartwright to embrace a high fiber diet. #loudsex
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    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    Don't let my neighbors in the next apartment hear that. I'm suprised I haven't heard compaints myself but if I am really into it there is no quiet sex for me. #loudsex
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    Edited by Nuckin Futz for you at 11/10/09 3:47 PM Nuckin Futz for you was starred Nuckin Futz for you was unstarred
    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    Her husband is not exactly my type but sounds like he can work the middle.

    Oh, yoo hoo! I'm not banned from making excessive noises, Mr. Cartwright.

    Yet.
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    Edited by Sophie needs to study...damn at 11/10/09 3:44 PM Sophie needs to study...damn was starred Sophie needs to study...damn was unstarred
    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    I really think it must have been truly, truly excessive given the number of complaints for them to reach that decision. From the article, "this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time...It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night." I mean, c'mon--no one should have to deal with murderous screaming for hours on end every night.... #loudsex
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    What if she wants to make noise, you may wonder? Well, that's what Ireland is for. #loudsex
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    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    11/10/09

    @morninggloria: We Irish welcome the loud and rowdy...as long as you are holding a beer. #loudsex
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Sounds: How Loud Is Too Loud?
    In my experience, people who scream loud enough for their neighbors and random passerby to hear are...

    faking it. #loudsex
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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    11/10/09

    @madeofawesome: In my experience, those who resent noisy lovemaking are envious, prudish, or both. #loudsex
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/10/09

    @cirocco: Or private people? #loudsex
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    All I can think of is "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuurrrtts." How on earth can you make noises that sound like murder for that long? #loudsex
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    Is this woman not allowed to attend public sporting events or concerts? Or if she attends, must she be in mime makeup as to indicate her vow of silence? #loudsex
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    I don't know if I could restrain myself from making excessive noise anywhere in my country for four years. What if the Longhorns make it to the BCS Championship game? What if the Cowboys make it to the Superbowl? What if the Red Sox win the World Series next year??? #loudsex
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    Can we ban Michael Lohan and the Gosselin's from making excessive noise as well? Or is that sort of justice only reserved for people who fuck and not those who are just fucked?
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/10/09

    @TransFat: Maybe if we shipped them to England. #loudsex
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: If they haven't done it to Jordan they wont do it for our cultural pit stains either. Sigh. A gal can dream though. #loudsex
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    Image of toadaleh toadaleh
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    If it can be heard by the public, then it isn't private anymore. You can be prosecuted for playing your stereo too loud, or letting your dog bark all night, if you make excessive noise an anyway, you have to suck it up (no pun intended!).
    I used to live next to a compulsive , noisy, mastabator, not good. #loudsex
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    AndPreciousLittleofThat promoted this comment toadaleh was starred toadaleh was unstarred
    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/10/09

    @toadaleh: Compulsive, noisy masturbator? That sounds extremely boring and not at all rewarding.

    Did he loudly direct his own hand, or what? What kinds of things does one shout to oneself while masturbating? #loudsex
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    Image of toadaleh toadaleh
    11/10/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: He use to grunt really loudly and the bed used to bang on the wall. For weeks I thought there was another participant, but it turned out it was all a solo effort. #loudsex
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/10/09

    @toadaleh: Eew. Well, that's what I get for asking. #loudsex
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    Image of lonewolfer: lusty trollop lonewolfer: lusty trollop
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    banned from "making excessive noise anywhere in England" for four years."
    I hope she doesn't run into Russell Brand. #loudsex
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex

    But will they have to reenact the offense for the court? #loudsex
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    Image of RiloKilo RiloKilo
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    But after four years she make excessive noise anywhere in England again? That's hilarious. What kind of a ban is that? #loudsex
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    Image of toadaleh toadaleh
    11/10/09

    @RiloKilo: Its called and ASBO (anti-social behaviour order), you can be open to presecution if you continue in you anti-social behaviour following its imposition. #loudsex
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/10/09

    @RiloKilo: Four years is the perfect time period for this ban. Five years is clearly unreasonably long, and three years? Come on! Three years would be a joke. Gotta be four years. Then she can go around yelling unreasonably loud things and playing her musical instruments at excessive volumes, etc. #loudsex
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    Image of RiloKilo RiloKilo
    11/10/09

    @toadaleh: I just think it's funny, because aren't we all technically banned from making excessive noise most of the time? By noise ordinances and all that? But I'm assuming with this order, the consequences for this woman breaking it would be more severe. But I still think it's a little giggle-worthy. #loudsex
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    Image of Stagtasticfantastic Stagtasticfantastic
    11/10/09

    @toadaleh: Because that's not an ominous-sounding type of law at ALL.

    Noise complaints are legitimate at some point, but England is still like 30 years ahead in scary laws, to me. #loudsex
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    11/10/09

    @Stagtasticfantastic: New Labour are very keen on introducing new, and frequently ineffective bits of legislation. #loudsex
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Sounds: How Loud Is Too Loud?
    It's one thing to get a bit noisy. It's another thing to scream bloody murder while you are doing it. One can be controlled, the other cannot.

    Unless he is stabbing you with something other than his penis, of course. #loudsex
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    11/11/09

    @whynotshesaid: There's also an element of 'crying wolf' here. I don't mean that she is faking it, but that if the neighbours get used to hearing a woman screaming, they are less likely to react appropriately if they hear a woman screaming because she's in trouble. Wouldn't it be awful if they all just thought 'oh, it's that noisy mare next door' and someone was being assaulted? #loudsex
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    whynotshesaid promoted this comment Sarah Dove was starred Sarah Dove was unstarred
    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/11/09

    @Sarah Dove: Oh, that's a good point. Hadn't thought about that.

    At any rate, I question the need to be THAT loud during sex. A certain amount of noise is normal, but you have to put in effort beyond that. #loudsex
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