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    Image of thehighshelf thehighshelf
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    i have a winner:
    Putting a condom around your penis is easier than putting a gift box around your fetus!
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    Ultraprison! promoted this comment thehighshelf was starred thehighshelf was unstarred
    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    "Apparently they cleaned up the fetus and they placed it inside a gift box under the Christmas tree," the police chief said.

    Wow, so many morbid jokes going through my head about whose name they put on the tag. "Son, you know how you said you wanted a baby brother for Christmas?"
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    Here's how to redesign a condom wrapper: write THIS SIDE UP on one side, so that when he takes the condom out of the package, he doesn't have to squint at it for several awkward seconds and try to figure out which way it goes.
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    Image of roscoe roscoe
    12/16/09

    @morninggloria: i LOL at this.
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    Image of thehighshelf thehighshelf
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    i'm just grateful she had an abortion. people whose problem solving skills are at the "put the fetal tissue under the christmas tree" level, should not be parenting.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    I was going to suggest Twilight condoms but then I got real. Birth control in other forms are more like it!

    It says: No Renesmee this month.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/15/09

    @sayah:
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    12/15/09

    @sayah: If someone is that obsessed with Twilight, they might want to reevaluate whether they're emotionally ready to be having sex. Though at least they're using protection to avoid populating the world with more Twihards.
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    Image of lizyfizy lizyfizy
    12/15/09

    @MalinaMango: "The mere fact that you read twilight shows me you're not ready!"
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    Can a fetus be a corpse? Fetuses aresn't people. They're fetuses. Wouldn't it be like, "abusing some tissue that used be growing in my uterus"?
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    Image of erinna erinna
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    I would like if they would also do what they did with the stop smoking program and give out free condoms for anyone who calls the number...
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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    I don't see how this new design will make one bit of difference in condom usage. Who pays attention to the wrapper?
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    Putting the little fetus in a Christmas box! I wonder if they'll get off on temporary insanity or something. In some ways I can understand the urge to flush it down, to get rid of the evidence so to speak. But putting it under the tree? What were they thinking?

    Also, when you click on the article it has a commercial for life insurance with a baby on it. Ironic or just disturbing?
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    Mary McCarthyite promoted this comment Edited by sayah at 12/15/09 5:53 PM sayah was starred sayah was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    12/15/09

    @sayah: I saw that ad! I say its ironic and disturbing. The baby in the ad looks so small and new! I am baffled about the whole story too; need a follow-up.
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    12/15/09

    In reply to Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
    My submission for the condom contest would just be a picture of some really bad open sores on genitals over which the words "This is what your nether regions will look like if you don't wear me" would appear.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/15/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Sexy!
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    12/15/09

    @NellMood: Yeah, I am the romantic type. Come here, baby. Make me a pie.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/15/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Ah, love. I think you should make sure to include the word 'genitals' on the packaging, because it's the least sexy word ever.
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    12/15/09

    @NellMood: IF I can make the packaging include the words: genitals, panties, and make love I will have mastered the least sexy condom wrapper in the history of all time.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/15/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: I feel gross now. I would also include the word 'lover' for some 70s-style sleaze.
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    12/15/09

    @NellMood: Make sure that your lover wears this on his genitals before you pull down your panties to begin making love.

    Hire me, Trojan.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/15/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: It's so catchy!
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    Image of Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    Now is not the time for Caroline Cartwright to embrace a high fiber diet. #loudsex
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    formergr promoted this comment Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink was starred Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink was unstarred
    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    Don't let my neighbors in the next apartment hear that. I'm suprised I haven't heard compaints myself but if I am really into it there is no quiet sex for me. #loudsex
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    Edited by Nuckin Futz for you at 11/10/09 3:47 PM Nuckin Futz for you was starred Nuckin Futz for you was unstarred
    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    Her husband is not exactly my type but sounds like he can work the middle.

    Oh, yoo hoo! I'm not banned from making excessive noises, Mr. Cartwright.

    Yet.
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    Edited by Sophie needs to study...damn at 11/10/09 3:44 PM Sophie needs to study...damn was starred Sophie needs to study...damn was unstarred
    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    I really think it must have been truly, truly excessive given the number of complaints for them to reach that decision. From the article, "this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time...It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night." I mean, c'mon--no one should have to deal with murderous screaming for hours on end every night.... #loudsex
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/10/09

    In reply to British Court Rules Against Loud Sex
    What if she wants to make noise, you may wonder? Well, that's what Ireland is for. #loudsex
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    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    11/10/09

    @morninggloria: We Irish welcome the loud and rowdy...as long as you are holding a beer. #loudsex
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