"Apparently they cleaned up the fetus and they placed it inside a gift box under the Christmas tree," the police chief said.
Wow, so many morbid jokes going through my head about whose name they put on the tag. "Son, you know how you said you wanted a baby brother for Christmas?"
Here's how to redesign a condom wrapper: write THIS SIDE UP on one side, so that when he takes the condom out of the package, he doesn't have to squint at it for several awkward seconds and try to figure out which way it goes.
i'm just grateful she had an abortion. people whose problem solving skills are at the "put the fetal tissue under the christmas tree" level, should not be parenting.
@sayah: If someone is that obsessed with Twilight, they might want to reevaluate whether they're emotionally ready to be having sex. Though at least they're using protection to avoid populating the world with more Twihards.
Putting the little fetus in a Christmas box! I wonder if they'll get off on temporary insanity or something. In some ways I can understand the urge to flush it down, to get rid of the evidence so to speak. But putting it under the tree? What were they thinking?
Also, when you click on the article it has a commercial for life insurance with a baby on it. Ironic or just disturbing?
@sayah: I saw that ad! I say its ironic and disturbing. The baby in the ad looks so small and new! I am baffled about the whole story too; need a follow-up.
My submission for the condom contest would just be a picture of some really bad open sores on genitals over which the words "This is what your nether regions will look like if you don't wear me" would appear.
@Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Ah, love. I think you should make sure to include the word 'genitals' on the packaging, because it's the least sexy word ever.
@NellMood: IF I can make the packaging include the words: genitals, panties, and make love I will have mastered the least sexy condom wrapper in the history of all time.
Don't let my neighbors in the next apartment hear that. I'm suprised I haven't heard compaints myself but if I am really into it there is no quiet sex for me. #loudsex
I really think it must have been truly, truly excessive given the number of complaints for them to reach that decision. From the article, "this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time...It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night." I mean, c'mon--no one should have to deal with murderous screaming for hours on end every night.... #loudsex
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Putting a condom around your penis is easier than putting a gift box around your fetus!
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Wow, so many morbid jokes going through my head about whose name they put on the tag. "Son, you know how you said you wanted a baby brother for Christmas?"
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Also, when you click on the article it has a commercial for life insurance with a baby on it. Ironic or just disturbing?
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Hire me, Trojan.
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Oh, yoo hoo! I'm not banned from making excessive noises, Mr. Cartwright.
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