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It's not just you! The polls are in, and this Christmas was officially a disappointment. Sales were
"bleak", the streets were
violent, and in the U.K. a man stuffed his wife's dead body
under the tree before killing himself. Uplifting! So here's a news tidbit to be thankful for: in Los Angeles, a "beefy" dude wearing a seriously modified Santa getup replete with purple G-string was
booked on a DUI charge yesterday. According the the
UPI, the Santa in question was 6-foot-4, 280-pound Rick Carroll, who, in addition to sporting the G-string, was clad in black leg warmers, a blond wig, and a red lace camisole. A L.A. county sheriff told the press, "He had to sober up and find his own reindeer." Zing! In slightly less amusing news, an escaped tiger named Tatiana
killed one person at the San Francisco Zoo yesterday.
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