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Mrs. Stephen Fry
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
I love Juliette Lewis. I love that she doesn't know who that dude is because I don't either.

Kelsey and Chuck: YOU LOST. GET OVER IT.
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brendastarlet is on it
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
I'll bet Guy has the kids in the pub with him before the week is out. They'll be sugar rushing on wine gums and Smarties, and wearing Arsenal jerseys. Cool dad!
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hellosunshine
11/11/08

@brendastarlet: "Right, Rocco. Let's not tell your mum about the Strongbow I let you try. Or the Curly Wurlies."
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katekate is squared
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
Yeah, Sam Ronson, I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree that often people think animal rights are more important than human rights. Why must they be mutually exclusive?
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BlondeGoddess
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
My brain feels very bad for thinking this, but when I read 'allergic reaction' in one sentence with 'Britney', the image of a huge bag of Cheetos popped up in my mind.

So, so sorry.

But Jezebel, you were totally fishing for this.

I'm very happy that Jaiden's fine now.
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BlondeGoddess
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
Hello Isaiah Washington? This does not make us forget your regrettable 'episode'. Shut up already, every time you try to redeem yourself you're making it worse.
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GiGiBird
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
Isiah Washington loves "It Puts the Lotion in the Bucket!"
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katekate is squared
11/11/08

@GiGiBird: Nooo they be stealin my lotion!
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Devonna
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
If I were President Bush, I'd let Lindsay Buckingham play "Treason" for me, as long as he played "Holiday Road" right after.

It has been kind of a National Lampoon's presidency, after all.
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katekate is squared
11/11/08

@Devonna: Wait. Wait. WAIT. HE sings that?!
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morninggloria
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
Gossip Girl always reminded me of Boggle.
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morninggloria
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
Don't you mean "Barackumentary"?
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BeAgrestic
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
I probably have, like, 60 gorgeous bags,' she says.

Blake, Blake, Blake. Quotes like that make me not like you. Now I have to go watch the clip of America rolling her eyes at the Traveling Pants junket.
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Eeva
11/11/08

@BeAgrestic: It's a bit of a shut-your-face moment, isn't it? I would like to reply to it with a gif of that America Ferrara moment. Maybe a wall of gifs.
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BeAgrestic
11/11/08

@Eeva: Seriously! They took the clip off YouTube!! Someone needs to remind Blake that Mischa Barton used to get all sorts of swag too.
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Kittenish
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
*Van Damme.

Also, Isiah Washington needs to fade back into whatever woodwork he has been hiding.
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Kittenish
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
I actually agree with something Jean-Claude Van Dam said. And Beyonce'. The apocalypse is nigh, people.
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hortense
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
The BI is Liev Schreiber, right?
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gold_gato
11/11/08

@hortense: I'm afraid so.. :/
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Princess Leela
11/11/08

@hortense: But wait ... does "proud new papa" accurately describe him? Their older kid is over a year old, and kid #2 is coming any day but hasn't actually arrived yet, no?

(Yes, I <3 their whole adorable-family vibe and will never again be able to bring myself to click on a Schreiber-Watts Snap Judgment if this is true. I can't take the lies and the illusions anymore ... sniff, sob ...)
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PhillyLass
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
I just fell a little bit in love with Mark Wahlberg. I can't believe I just wrote that sentence.
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CloudsInMyCoffee
11/11/08

@PhillyLass: Ha! My exact thought after I read that was, "Did I just fall a little bit in love with Marky Mark?" Great minds think alike, obvs.

ps. Mark, I got plenty o' curves. Call me and we can discuss.
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Iterum.Differo
11/11/08

In reply to Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"
BI: Clay Aiken.

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Dodai
11/11/08

@Iterum.Differo: He's NOT a "handsome actor."
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tscheese
11/11/08

@Iterum.Differo: Oh, Clay. "The Rachel" is not a good look on you.
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