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    Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk

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    Image of lisas lisas
    10/06/09

    In reply to Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
    I wonder what, exactly, you'd expect an objective source to say about the essence of love. "It's everything except that red rose parfum crap. Man that stuff stinks. Ignore Ashley, it's just the crack talking."
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    10/06/09

    In reply to Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
    Lily looks fanfuckingtastic. I need those tights, Karl. Karl? Can you hear me?
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    10/06/09

    @lafleur: "Ei am zo zorry, ma fleur. Zeez tites on-ely come in siz-zes zah-row and doo-bleh zah-row. Quelle taille?"
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    10/06/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Oh mon Dieu, ils ne fabriquent pas ma taille. That is for sure.
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    10/06/09

    @lafleur: OH no! I was just making that up to make a joke on the insane sizing in the high-end industry! I don't know what sizes really are available. Sorry for confusion....
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    Image of lisas lisas
    10/06/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Dude.
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    10/06/09

    @lisas: I know. I had a lot of caffeine today.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/06/09

    In reply to Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
    I am starting to think these designer people are just a bunch of loonies.
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    Image of kkatt kkatt
    10/06/09

    In reply to Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
    But Ashley does the perfume smell like Old Cow or New Cow?
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    Image of Jenna Jenna
    10/06/09

    @kkatt: You're so easy to talk to, unlike my current cow.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/24/09

    In reply to Katie Holmes Designs Dresses For Thetans; 12% Of Designers Not Expected To Survive Recession
    If it is raining, Christie Brinkley wanders about the house, cradling a cup of Lavender tea, gecko perched on her shoulder, fondling her begonias. Then she reads the newspaper.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    08/24/09

    Does it ever snow where she lives? I'm hoping for whiskey, a mangled crow on her shoulder, while she peruses the Craiglist casual encounters.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    08/24/09

    In reply to Katie Holmes Designs Dresses For Thetans; 12% Of Designers Not Expected To Survive Recession
    I imagine the Church of Scientology's uniforms to have a jaunty nautical theme, accented with foreskins of young boys (just as L. Ron would have wanted) and dyed in the tears of delusion.
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    08/24/09


    @Santos L Halper: I imagine them to look like this. Only shorter. Possibly with pointy hats.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    Isn't Brett Favre the existing face and butt of Wrangler? Did I hallucinate the past several NFL seasons and their attendant commercials? (God, if you are a Raiders fan, please say yes.)
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    Image of valhalla_i_am_coming valhalla_i_am_coming
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    On good hair days, my mane sings "Sull'aria" in perfect Italian...on bad days, just Sex Pistols covers.
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    Image of ProjectZoe ProjectZoe
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    Oh Jon Gosselin. Christian Audigier associated himself with the Rock of Love contestants, but offers you no clothing line? What does this say about you? Is this maybe a clarion call for some serious soul-searching?
    (Apologies for alliteration. Whoops, did it again. Honestly-- unintentional.)
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    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    As a lifelong Mainer, my heart warms every time L.L. Bean is mentioned outside of my home state. It gives my blueberry-picking, lobster-cracking, potato-farming soul a pick-me-up. I mean, the store is hilariously over-priced and over-run with people, but it is near and dear to me all the same. Huzzah for Maine!
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    08/20/09

    @ProjectZoe: LL Bean jeans on sale are a sweet sweet thing. Every summer, my gfs are all "we have to go shopping for khakis and jeans" and I'm like "no I don't" and they say "again?" and I nod smugly, saved once again by the Bean catalogue from the torture of stores in the summer.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    08/20/09

    @ProjectZoe: My parents live in Massachusetts and every time I visit, I make them drive me two hours north to Freeport. Love LL Bean! I bought a winter coat from the store and brought it to DC for the inauguration. I stayed toasty all day from 6am on, even in 20-degree weather. Their cold-weather gear rocks.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    Really Blahnik, you can't find anything but beautiful, endangered little ocelots to make boots out of? They are the size of a large house cat!
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    08/20/09


    @badmutha:
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    08/20/09

    @badmutha: They feel like housecats, too. I found an ocelot coat at a garage sale once. I touched it and my stomach turned. I'd rather have fur on live, purring, shedding kitties.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @BabyJane: Heartless bastard. I'd boycott his stuff but I can't afford it anyway.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/20/09

    @Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: Me too.
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    Image of so5minutesago so5minutesago
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    You have the right to get all legal on her, Liskula Cohen, but "I forgive you" does not really jive with "I'm going to sue your ass."
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    @so5minutesago: Perhaps not, but then te blogger didn't exactly accept the forgiveness, and apparently has an ax to grind. So the legal wrangling continues.
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    Image of HighSchoolFearleader HighSchoolFearleader
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    I'm upset about the Jon Gosselin + Christian Audigier line not coming to fruition. I had a lot of jokes ready. Some were so good, I put them on flash cards. Oh well, I guess I'll have to wait until Jon embarrasses himself with something else. At least I won't have to wait too long.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    If Elisabeth Moss is sick of wearing mustard, she needs to watch how she eats her hot dog, then.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    08/20/09

    @NefariousNewt: I'm sick of wearing coffee myself.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: I don't look good in avocado, myself.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: I'm rockin' a shirt covered with kitten milk this morning.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    I wonder if Christian Audigier's association with Jon Gosselin ended when TLC started blurring out his shirts?
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    @BabyJane: No doubt -- no point in having a spokesman who can't display the goods on his popular show. That may explain Jon's attempts to get out of his contract with TLC.
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