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    Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food

    Lindsay & Sam Stiff The Locksmith; Janet: "Michael Will Live Forever"

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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    10/13/09

    In reply to Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
    Not to be a buzz-kill, but in Spain wedding/engagement rings are usually worn on the right hand.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    10/13/09

    In reply to Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
    Oh my goodness, that clip learned me that Jon Hamm was a baseball catcher. For some kind of unexplainable reason that makes me like him even more.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    10/13/09

    In reply to Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
    Do you think Al ever met Sophia Petrillo?
    Picture it. Sicily, 1959...
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    Image of gangey gangey
    10/12/09

    In reply to Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
    Sharon Stone sounds like she found The Secret Garden or something. Next up, Dicken with a lamb and some injured birdies!
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    Image of LikeChai LikeChai
    10/12/09

    In reply to Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
    Hey Bruce Jenner, I think you did absolutely nothing to deserve absolutely anything, ever. WTF TMZ for even asking his douche opinion on this.
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    onestrawplz promoted this comment LikeChai was starred LikeChai was unstarred
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    10/13/09

    @LikeChai: Seriously. I think Bruce Jenner is quite possibly the least relevant person like...ever. So congrats on that, Bruce.
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    Image of swashbuckling swashbuckling
    10/12/09

    In reply to Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
    The notion of Pacino ruing his sex-for-sustenance the morning after makes him sound incredibly endearing. Dustin Hoffman used to set off my 'grandpa fever', but after that story about him essentially raping his brother's girlfriend, Pacino is at the head of the pack.
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    Image of jcb820 jcb820
    10/12/09

    In reply to Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
    Oh my gosh, I'd totally give 20 year old Al Pacino a place to stay. Yum.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    10/13/09

    @jcb820: So would I. Without a doubt.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    10/12/09

    In reply to Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food

    Pacino was a hustler? No way!
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    10/13/09

    @TransFat: LOL
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    Image of LAmonkeygirl LAmonkeygirl
    10/12/09

    In reply to Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
    Dear Everyone,

    Please stop making sex tapes.

    Love,
    Me
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment LAmonkeygirl was starred LAmonkeygirl was unstarred
    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    10/12/09

    In reply to Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
    Michael Lohan visited Jon Gosselin at his Pennslyvania home today and played with Jon's kids.

    If Kate wants full custody, this may be all the court needs to hear.
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    Image of lo-mantang lo-mantang
    10/12/09

    @RisaPlata: Usually it's the dad complaining about mommy bringing creepy men in tight jeans with cellphones hanging off their belts around the kids...
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/12/09

    @RisaPlata: 10 bucks says the kids show up at the hearing with no pants, only leggings.
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    Image of lolabee lolabee
    10/12/09

    In reply to Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food
    penelope and javier are going to have some hot babies
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    midwesternmom promoted this comment lolabee was starred lolabee was unstarred
    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    10/12/09

    @lolabee: I am insanely happy for them. They can make some babies, and then a few movies together, and everyone is pleased.
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    Image of gangey gangey
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Stiff The Locksmith; Janet: "Michael Will Live Forever"
    OK, I have a locksmith story. And maybe I'm just as much of an ass as Lindsay Lohan, you all tell me:


    I realized as I was leaving work that I had left my keys at home, so I grabbed a locksmith's number from the yellow pages before I left. Sure enough, when I got home the door was locked. So, I called the number. The guy picks up on the first ring and says "yeah, I'm working on another job right now, I'll be there in about 45 minutes or so." So, I sit on the front step to wait for him, and lean against the front door and it falls open. The knob was locked, but hadn't fully latched. So, I call the guy back immediately. He doesn't answer, so I leave a message saying "Hey, I don't need you after all, but thanks." I call him 3 more times over the next hour or so, trying to get in touch with him, and leaving a message every time. Finally, he shows up at my door about an hour and a half after I'd called. I meet him outside and say "Hey, didn't you get my messages? I don't need a key made after all." He looks at his phone and says "Yep, looks like I missed your calls. But, I still drove out here, so that will be $40." And I was like, "But, but, but... I called you THREE TIMES to tell you not to! And you didn't even make me a key!" And he says "Tough shit, I didn't get your calls and now I'm here and you have to pay." And starts getting really close to me and being all threatening. So, of course I got my checkbook out and paid him the 40 bucks just to get him away from me, then went in the house and had a cry. I felt like it was a little scam of his to not answer calls when it is the same number that he just received a call from, because that would probably be people calling to cancel orders, and if he just shows up anyway he can bully them out of $40 without doing any actual work. He definitely answered quick enough the first time I called.


    Was I an asshole? Or was he?

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    Image of alouette alouette
    07/08/09

    @gangey: He was, most definitely. Maybe he could have justified a "service charge" or something for coming out, but definitely not full price.
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Stiff The Locksmith; Janet: "Michael Will Live Forever"
    I call b.s. on blaming The Reader's script for the nudity. There was none of speak of in the book. And, Kate could easily have demanded that the nudity be reduced or eliminated, given that she replaced Nicole Kidman on a moment's notice.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    07/09/09

    @brendastarlet is on it: While I'll admit that I don't think Schlink wrote "Oh, and she was naked," (as he's a far better writer than that) I think you're wrong.
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    07/09/09

    @brendastarlet is on it: I don't think she was blaming as such. I think she was saying that she made the choice to do nudity for The Reader because it was part of the story and not just gratuitous sexy stuff, but also gently saying that it's not something that she wants to become known for. (I'm kind of disappointed with the, "Oh, I'm 34 so I need to put it away now" bullshit. Whatever, man.

    (Also there was nudity in the book: Michael and Hanna were having sex all the time, and I'm pretty sure they weren't doing it with their clothes on; and there was their first encounter where Schlink specifically points out that Hanna came up behind Michael after his bath and she was naked.)

    p.s. This new edit function is quite awesome.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Stiff The Locksmith; Janet: "Michael Will Live Forever"
    Wait, what happens if you call a locksmith and you have no cash on you? What then? They let you back into your place and write you a bill or something?


    Either way, isn't it kind of assy to hand them a few bucks and be like "HA HA THIS IS ENOUGH FOR YOU LOL GET LOST"?

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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Stiff The Locksmith; Janet: "Michael Will Live Forever"
    I don't think I've taken 10,000 pills in 29 years. Good Lord.
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    Image of PrarieMuffin PrarieMuffin
    07/08/09

    @Triphena: I tried. Lord knows I tried. But I never managed to reach the top of my game.
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