Snooki Wants to Arrange a Baby-Marriage Between Lorenzo and North West

Okay, so, sometimes I write hyperbolic joke headlines, just for fun, in an attempt to make the mundane activities of celebrities even marginally interesting, but not this headline. Not this one. THIS ONE IS 100% BIG NATURALS. Snooki literally wants her little baby Lorenzo to go on a date with little baby North West » 10/15/13 8:00pm 10/15/13 8:00pm

And the Baby Inside of Snooki Shall Hereby Be Known As...

Lorenzo! Well. That was anticlimactic, wasn't it? I mean, Lorenzo is pretty good. I would have laughed harder if it was, like, "Gabagool" or "Abbondanza," or "Luigi Mario" or "Bowser," but Lorenzo is actually pretty cute for a little baybay. The name beat out Snooki's second choice, Jionni Jr. and was apparently… » 7/12/12 8:30pm 7/12/12 8:30pm