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    Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions

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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    Um... Chuck... hott... Ed... mommy... wow... *thumk*
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    I have been resisting but now officially succumb.

    Whew. Smoldery.
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    I'll go a-roving with you, Chuck. I mean, Ed. Whatevs.


    I heard he's playing Heathcliff in a new (as if we need another) "Wuthering Heights." I know it will be bad, but I also know I will be there.


    Does this mean Ed's going to die fighting the Ottoman Empire? Sad. : (

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    06/19/09

    @Maritsa: Oh Ed could be my Heathcliffe. I was always inlove with Heath. Are they really going to trash the greastest (and most misunderstood) novel? Really? Oh what I won't do for Ed.
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    06/19/09

    @ZemarSea Urchin: I don't know how reliable the news is, I read it a few places last month. E.g.: [www.slashfilm.com]


    I love the book but it just doesn't translate to the screen, or at least it hasn't in any iteration so far.

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    06/19/09

    @Maritsa: he's tackling the empire built on furniture?!
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    I would hit that man


    Until my pelvis fell off.


    My panties are creamed.

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    06/19/09

    @tscheese: I'd be disappointed in you, but you get a pass because of the overwhelming Ed-fumes permeating the air. Your poem didn't make any mention of the Kool-Aid guy OH YEAH. It's ok, though.
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    06/19/09

    @tscheese:


    I would not hit it;


    Chuck Bass does nothing for me.


    I prefer R. Pattz.

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    06/19/09

    @Kivrin:


    My ladyboner


    Mostly is for Zac Efron.


    So I understand.

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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    For some reason, whenever I see a picture of him, I hear the voice of Ivan Drago in my head saying " I will BREAK you"

    Yes, Ed Westwick. Come to Vegas. I will BREAK you.
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    06/19/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I believe the line is

    "I MUST break you"

    *runs* *hides*
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    06/19/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: It is. Believe it or not, I knew that when I typed the comment, I just liked my way better.
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    What is it about a man in a smart outfit? I swear you scrub any man up, slick his hair into a half pomp, throw a nicely tailored suit on him and you will find me not so subtly humping his knee.


    I feel dirty and wrong now and am going to sit in the corner with men who salivate over women in stockings. But like not tooooo close to them...

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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    Actually, I'm a bit inspired. To rip off Byron with some gender swapping.


    He walks in beauty, like the night
    Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
    And all that's best of dark and bright
    Meet in his aspect and his eyes


    I used to never get the Ed Westwick love, but pictures 3 and 5 may be convincing me to join the I <3 Chuck Bass club.

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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    Good God. I......ah.....oh. Oh. I'm just going to.......excuse myself.....a moment, please......


    *loses all sense of decency and/or decorum*


    *gropes monitor*

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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    I'm to distracted by him to actually read the bubbles floating above him.
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    Dodai, for a second there I thought you were going to disappoint me and not find a way to get these pictures up. THANK YOU.


    Now, I vote for a new Jez feature: Daily Ed. To satisfy all our wanton needs. Please? :)

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    06/19/09

    @onydchic: @ZemarSea Urchin: Monday Roger

    Tuesday Rafa

    Wednesday Clive

    Thursday Johnny

    Friday Ed

    Weekend Free-for-All
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    06/19/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: You forgot Gerard Butler.


    HOW COULD YOU FORGET GERARD BUTLER!!???!!! HOW???

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    06/19/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Ahahaha. I was dizzy from the weekday lineup.

    Permit me to amend the weekend lineup. Ahem.


    Saturday Gerard

    Sunday Lottery (Daniel-Christian-Idris-Denzel-Javier)

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    06/20/09

    @onydchic: I could just eat him right up. C'mon, Ed, lemme show you what a woman in her thirties can do to make a man out of ya....


    *fans self*

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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    I do him.
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    06/19/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): I'd. I fail at being lecherous.
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    06/19/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): I thought you were just bragging, like you're already hittin' that.
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    06/19/09

    @Kivrin: I know right?

    If Wimbledon weren't coming up, there would have been a Big Cat Scratch right there.
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    I think Lord Byron's life would make a fairly interesting TV show. It could be like The Tudors, except with, well, Ed Westwick.
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    06/19/09

    @PreposterousHypothesis: There was one drama done with Jonny Lee Miller a while back. It was pretty good, but I wouldn't object to a Westwick version.


    A really good biography is Fiona McCarthy's Byron: Life & Legend, if you're interested.

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    06/19/09

    @TheBolter: I looooove the Jonny Lee Miller, I have it on VHS (yes, I'm ancient)
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    Question: Would they use still have used the Byronic flourishes if Westwick were not English?
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    @Fridge Hussy : You Do The Meth!: I'm not sure if that sentence were ingerlish!
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    What's this, LOLcats for intellectuals?


    I likey.

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    06/19/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I can haz mor Byron?
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    06/19/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I can haz mourrrrr chuck bass?
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    06/19/09

    In reply to Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry In Motion Emotions
    Hummina.

    Hummina.

    Hummina.

    The End.


    So I'm not good at poetry. Sue me.

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    06/19/09

    @lurkystars:


    It's ALMOST a Haiku!


    hi there Ed Westwick

    pay no mind to this dark van

    I'm taking you home

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    06/19/09

    @Rzep: May I borrow your van?
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