- Lindsay Lohan reportedly tested positive for cocaine in a court-ordered drug test last week. According to the terms of her probation, she'll go back to jail for 30 days.
Oy vey. And you ain't even seen the actual "uglys" yet.
- Conan O'Brien and NBC are still negotiating the terms of Conan's exit from The Tonight Show. One of major points of contention: Who gets custody of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Pimpbot 5000, and the Masturbating Bear.
Although Us Weekly is confirming that Jennifer Lopez is indeed with child, the singer/actress sure wasn't saying — or showing — during her appearance on last night's Late Show With David Letterman, no matter how much the late-night talk show host (gently) pushed and prodded. We kind of admired her for it! Clip above.