Jezebel: lolvogue

LOLVogue: Teh Billee Goatz Gruff (And Contest!)

Dodai — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:00:00 EDT

Someone was smoking some really strong shit when they came up with the Burning-Man-esque "Natural High" photo shoot in the October issue of Vogue. Three lithe, billy goat-ish moddles are on a rocky landscape, under a blazing sun, wearing huge shaggy furs, and the magazine calls it "beastly beauty." Add "hooflike heels" and you've got a lurid fairy tale — without the bridge, troll or moral. It's hallucinatory and ridiculous. But! I mock because I love! Which is why, inspired by LOLCats, here is another episode of LOLVogue. After the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werdz on ur moddles. (And! A contest!)

OMG. OH NOES. THIS MODDLE HAZ NO CAPSHUN. RITE A SUGGESSHUN IN TEH COMMINTZ!!!11!! TEH WINNR GITZ A CHEEZBURGR. SRSLY.

Earlier: LOLVogue: Sumwon Elss Kleanz Up (Plus Contest!)
LOLVogue: I Can Haz Wind Tunnel?
LOLVogue: All Dat Glitterz Iz Mah Pantz
LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid
French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?
I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français
LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

LOLVogue Contest: We Have A Winner

Dodai — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:30:00 EDT

Last week's Mad Men-esque supermarket LOLVogue came with a contest! There was one image for which we had no caption. We asked, you answered. After the jump, the finalists… And the winner.

Finalists:

ruffians:
IM IN UR SUPERMARKET
SHOPPIN FER TEH FIRST TIEM
mai maid is sick

JessicaLoveJoy: DIZ IZ NOT WUT I MEANT BY TROUT POUT

blondemythologist: INVISIBLE ENTHUSIASM

STICKSnSCONES:
FEELAY OF FISH? NO THANXS. MODDLES DONT EAT MCDONNOZ.

All LOLworthy! Congrats.

And the winner, AvantGardenia:

AvantGardenia , email dodai at jezebel dot com to claim your cheezburger prize!

Earlier: LOLVogue: Sumwon Elss Kleanz Up (Plus Contest!)

LOLVogue: Sumwon Elss Kleanz Up (Plus Contest!)

Dodai — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:40:00 EDT

The September issue of Vogue has a "2-For-1 Special" photo spread, shot in a supermarket by Steven Meisel and starring Amber Valetta and Kirsty Hume. The story is supposedly about dual-toned sheaths, but just like everything else this fall, it's about Mad Men! The retro housewife aesthetic. (Remember when Betty slapped the divorcée in the produce aisle on season one?) Anyway, inspired by LOLCats, here is another episode of LOLVogue. After the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werdz on ur moddles. (Plus! A contest!)

OMG. OH NOES. THIS MODDLE HAZ NO CAPSHUN. RITE A SUGGESSHUN IN TEH COMMINTZ!!!11!! TEH WINNR GITZ A CHEEZBURGR. SRSLY.

LOLVogue Contest: We Have A Winner

Dodai — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:40:00 EDT

When we posted the latest LOLVogue (from the August issue) there was one image for which we had no caption. We asked, you answered. After the jump, the finalists… And the winner.

Finalists:

staircases:
STRAITJAKETZ CUZ MODDLES SEW EMOSHUNAL

DinaRonson:
sutl joory, ur doin it rong

DinaRonson:
razbry buray, i thinx i <3 u

Eeva:
UH OH
I HAZ SWET PACHIZ
NO LUKIN AT MY PITZ!

recidivicious:
PIMPIN AYNT EEZY. SRSLY, DIS BLEENG WAIS A TUN.

CrossWord:
PAUL REVERE MODDLE IZ IN UR RTICUL 'LERTIN UR COLONISTS

babygotbacktalk:
HUGZ NOT DRUGZ.
WELL, MAIBEE DRUGZ.

UritKollx:
mah rox hurtin mah frox

All LOLworthy! Congrats.

And the winner, lolababy:

lolababy, please e-mail dodai@jezebel.com for your cheezburger prize.

Earlier: LOLVogue: I Can Haz Wind Tunnel?

LOLVogue: I Can Haz Wind Tunnel?

Dodai — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:40:00 EDT

The August issue of Vogue has a photo shoot titled "Equal Opportunity," ostensibly about putting menswear-inspired items with frilly feminine stuff. The spread, starring Gisele and shot by David Sims, makes ample use of the wind machine. Your eyes will water just thinking of the velocity! And so, inspired by LOLCats, here is another episode of LOLVogue. After the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werdz on ur moddles. (Plus! A contest!)

OMG. OH NOES. THIS MODDLE HAZ NO CAPSHUN. RITE A SUGGESSHUN IN TEH COMMINTZ!!!11!! TEH WINNR GITZ A CHEEZBURGR. SRSLY.

Earlier:
LOLVogue: All Dat Glitterz Iz Mah Pantz
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français
LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
Related: LOLLost: Srsly, Guiz, Dis Izland Is Weeerd

LOLVogue: All Dat Glitterz Iz Mah Pantz

Dodai — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Once you get past the "We're Not Racist We Swear" story in the July issue of Vogue, you'll find a delightfully stoopid photo shoot called "Adult Education." David Sims is the photographer for this 16-page editorial meant to showcase how the fall fashions eschew frills for "clean lines and a newfound maturity." Grown-up? Not exactly. Perfect for some juvenile behavior, actually: the LOLcat treatment. You know the drill: After the jump, were in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles.

Earlier: LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français
LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOLLost: Srsly, Guiz, Dis Izland Is Weeerd

French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?

Dodai — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:00:00 EDT

As previously reported, forty-seven year old actress Julianne Moore is on the cover of Vogue Paris, looking positively catty. Apropos, then, that some of the images inside seemed perfect for the LOLcat treatment. A blank-eyed moddle stars in the "Sunset Boulevard" shoot by Terry Richardson and Carine Roitfeld, after the jump.

Earlier: Vive La Difference
LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid
I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français

LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On Dr. Phil

Tracie — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:30:00 EDT

Yesterday, two notable specimens of boy-foe material, Paul Janka and John Fitzgerald Page, appeared on Dr. Phil to let talk about their big egos in front of a female-only audience. The audience reactions were so priceless — lots of disgust and appalled laughter — that today, one of you asked us to give the images the LOL treatment, an "offer" we couldn't refuse. The results, after the jump.

LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid

Dodai — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:00:00 EDT

The May issue of Vogue is really weird. From the RoboGwyneth cover and interior spread (do Vogue readers care a whit about Iron Man?) to the fact that Smallville's Tom Welling (???) is in a photo shoot, it's all kinds of creeptastic. This has something to do with the fact that this month, The Costume Institute's spring show is about superhero style, and Vogue always considers the opening night shindig to be the gala of the year. Anyway, there's a photo story, shot by Craig McDean, that was begging for the LOL treatment. (Familiarize yourself here.) These "superheroes" in evening gowns may not be able to save your life, but they can try and distract you from the drudgery of your day. We're puttin werds on ur moddles, after teh jump.

Earlier: I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français
LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLLost: Srsly, Guiz, Dis Izland Is Weeerd
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes

LOLLost: Srsly, Guiz, Dis Izland Is Weeerd

Dodai — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:30:00 EDT

So, a funny thing happened in the LOLVogue comment thread yesterday. I capped one of the Vogue shots with a Lost reference (isn't dat wer oceanik flite 815 went down?) and some commenters decided that LOLLost should exist. And so they created it! Thanks to commenter stoprobbers, there is now a LOLLost website. Some of the best macros, after the jump: Theyr on ur eyeland, puttin werds on ur servivers.

[LOLLost]

Earlier: LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8

LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop

Dodai — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:00:00 EDT

Have you heard? There's a new issue of Vogue. Wait! This post isn't about the possibly offensive cover or the Best Bodies photo shoot. This is about the LOL. More specifically, LOLcats and their ilk, LOLhedgehogs, LOLbarbecues, LOLgators and so on. That's right, it's time for another beyond-stoopid LOLVogue. We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles, after the jump.

Earlier: LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga

Dodai — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:00:00 EST

Another issue of Vogue, another chance to write stoopid LOLCat-style captions. This month, there's a bit of exhaustion going around; the poor girls in this Craig McDean "High Definition" photo shoot look really really "tard." We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles, after teh jump!

Earlier: LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware

dodai — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:00:00 EST

The winter issue of Italian Vogue has been out for a while, but we couldn't let the season pass us by without slapping some kitteh speak on the "Wild Warriors" images shot by Steven Meisel. The wacky, wonderful narrative is extremely heavy on the fur: Animals were most definitely harmed, but not by us! Also: We need to go out and vote, so we're gonna slow down the blogging a bit after this. (Vote if you can!) Anyway, after the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles. Ciao!

Earlier: LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find

LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests

dodai — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:00:00 EST

Did you hear? They seem like harmless fun, but LOLcats can control your mind. What do you think happens when a mashup of LOLCats and Vogue gets made? Find out, after the jump: Once again, we're in ur magazeen, putting werds on your moddles.

Earlier: Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!

dodai — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:00:00 EST

The new issue of Paris Vogue, with trés belle actress Charlotte Gainsbourg on the cover, features a white-on-white photo shoot, complete with lion cub. (OMG bebe wildlife!) Of course we had to give it a touch of ze LOL. In the spirit of cheezburger-loving felines all over the internets: Butchered French and kitteh speak, after the jump.

Earlier: LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye

dodai — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:30:00 EST

The January issue of Vogue has hit the stands, so naturally it begs for the LOLcat treatment. And holy crap: the bible is now being translated in to kitteh speak. After the jump, the "Working Girls" fashion story shot by Craig McDean gets the honors. We're in ur magazeen... puttin werds on ur moddles.

LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find

dodai — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:00:00 EST

Welcome back to another episode of LOLVogue, in which we create a mashup of LOLcats and the latest issue of Vogue. The December issue, with lovely Penelope Cruz on the cover, includes an accessories spread called "Precious Gemma" modeled by Gemma Ward, in which the model is "doing" household chores. Is she acting out one of Anna Wintour's fantasies? Does Ms. Wintour want a lithe, twiglike little urchin to clean her home? Is Anna Wintour Miss Hannigan? We'll never know. In the meantime, after the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles.

Earlier:
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes

Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes

Dodai — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:00:00 EDT

Ah, French Vogue, the gift that keeps on giving! First there was the occult style story. Next up? A silly 80s-inspired fashion feature photographed by David Sims. The wacky expressions drove us in to LOL-land. Sacre bleu! After the jump, we are in ur magazeen encore, putting werds on your moddles. Merci!

Earlier: French 'Vogue': Devil Worship Is The New Black!
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

LOLVogue: We Have A Winner!

Dodai — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:30:00 EDT

Last week, we kicked off our new LOLVogue feature with a nidded scarf, fork earrings and an invisible Vespa. Then, on Monday we unleashed a new pack of LOLVogues — including a blank page from the September issue in need of a caption. There have been dozens of submissions deserving of praise (an honorable mention goes to Jezebel reader "slap.dance!" for the double-entendre'd: i gets high on camera. i pwnd k8 mozz.) but only one, of course, can be crowned the winner. After the jump, we mock-up the gold-medalist:

Congratulations to PinkSoxHat, who will receive a coupon for a couple of McDonald's cheeseburgers. May you eat them in the best of health as you dream of a Wintour wonderland.

Earlier: LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOLVogue: Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

LOLVogue: Who Can Has Cheezburger?

Dodai — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:00:00 EDT

It's not too late to enter our LOLVogue caption contest and win a cheeseburger of your very own. Come on, put werds on moddles! A winner will be picked by the end of the day! So far, we've had a lot of great suggestions — after the jump, some of the best.

Invisible see-saw
I jumpz 4 u. pleeez cheezburger now?
Invisible locuhmotive hand car.
anna sez jump i sez how hi
oh noes!!!11 i hitted papuhratzi with mah invisible vespa!!1!
i gets high on camera. i pwnd k8 moss
OH HAI, I CAN HAS CLOSEUP?

Earlier: LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes