Jezebel: lolvogue

Vogue Taunts Us With LOL-Worthy Horse

Dodai — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:40:00 EDT

Though the November issue of Vogue is already out, I can't move on from October — specifically the photograph on page 234. I feel like I've been challenged to LOL by Anna Wintour herself: A horse wearing a hat?!?!

On the one hand: When Vogue tries to be funny, it kind of sucks the fun out of mocking the magazine. On the other hand: A HORSE WEARING A HAT.

I don't even know what to do.

Here's the obvious solution:

But if you have something better, please use the awesome roflbot and paste your version in the comments.

Earlier: Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
Previous LOLVogues

LOLVogue: I Purmd Mai Hare

Dodai — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:40:00 EDT

Since the September issue is such a big deal, I decided to revisit our old friend LOLVogue. After the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles.

OH NOES. THIS MODDLE HAZ NO CAPSHUN. PUT SUGGESSHUNS IN TEH COMMINTZ!!!11!! TEH WINNR GITZ A PRIZE!!!

Macros made with help from the amazing and highly recommended roflbot.

Earlier: LOLVogue: I Can Haz Locayshun Shewt? (Plus Contest!)
October's LOLVogue Contest: We Have A Winner
LOLVogue: Teh Billee Goatz Gruff (And Contest!)
LOLVogue: Sumwon Elss Kleanz Up (Plus Contest!)
LOLVogue: I Can Haz Wind Tunnel?
LOLVogue: All Dat Glitterz Iz Mah Pantz
LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid
French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?
I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français
LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

I Can Has Dizzertation?

Dodai — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:20:00 EST

Jay Dixit managed to write 1,765 words about the meaning of LOLcats, and his essay was published on Salon over the weekend. Dixit touches on the LOLcat mythology, including Ceiling Cat, lolruses and the LOLcat Bible Translation Project. He delves into the comedic structure and concludes that LOLcats "don't represent cats at all, but people. By using cats, icanhascheezburger can access themes more tragic and poignant than it could using people. You wouldn't enjoy a comic of an actual person fingering a blade and contemplating suicide — but when it's a cat, you can accept it... have seen the lolcats, and they are us." But! At no point does he mention LOLVogue. Fail! [Salon]

LOLVogue: I Can Haz Locayshun Shewt? (Plus Contest!)

Dodai — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Even though the November issue of Vogue has a lovely fashion spread featuring Natalia Vodianova, her husband and kids, it was too busy to LOL. On the other hand, the "Chill Factor" spread, inspired by global warming and vacations (no, really) was almost too boring to LOL: How many times can we see an expressionless moddle on a beige background, jumping? Even though the shoot is dull, it's good fun to try and LOL anyway; and there's a contest, too! After the jump, as usual: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles.

OMG. OH NOES. THIS MODDLE HAZ NO CAPSHUN. RITE A SUGGESSHUN IN TEH COMMINTZ!!!11!! TEH WINNR GITZ A CHEEZBURGR. SRSLY.

Earlier: LOLVogue: Teh Billee Goatz Gruff (And Contest!)
LOLVogue: I Can Haz Wind Tunnel?
LOLVogue: All Dat Glitterz Iz Mah Pantz
LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid
French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?
I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français
LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

October's LOLVogue Contest: We Have A Winner

Dodai — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:40:00 EDT

A few weeks ago, the billy-goat inspired LOLVogue came with a contest. There was one image for which we had no caption. We asked; you answered. After the jump, the finalists… And the winner.

Hamsterpants: HA HA UR DANGLIN IN UR DYPR AN EVRYON CAN SEE UR FURRY PARTZ!!!

BrutallyHonestBabes: Fall Fashun: Ur Doin it Rong

megissoawesome: Bridge to Nowherz...
we buildz it!!1!!

ruselkie: dropz me lower!! i can seez russia!!

pandorasmittens: i kant carri it 4 u but i can carri u!!!

stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist: ILL NEVR LET GO JACK!!!!

badmutha: The Bish Doctrine:improvin moddles worldview

Mama Penguino: Hang in der bebeh, itz almost fryday.

PenelopeGadha: OMG u guyz - troll undr bridge open starbux!

And, the winner:

puppy_plz : Lemmingz. ur doin it rong.

Contrats to commenter puppy_plz! Email me to claim your cheezburger prize.

LOLVogue: Teh Billee Goatz Gruff (And Contest!)

Dodai — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:00:00 EDT

Someone was smoking some really strong shit when they came up with the Burning-Man-esque "Natural High" photo shoot in the October issue of Vogue. Three lithe, billy goat-ish moddles are on a rocky landscape, under a blazing sun, wearing huge shaggy furs, and the magazine calls it "beastly beauty." Add "hooflike heels" and you've got a lurid fairy tale — without the bridge, troll or moral. It's hallucinatory and ridiculous. But! I mock because I love! Which is why, inspired by LOLCats, here is another episode of LOLVogue. After the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werdz on ur moddles. (And! A contest!)

OMG. OH NOES. THIS MODDLE HAZ NO CAPSHUN. RITE A SUGGESSHUN IN TEH COMMINTZ!!!11!! TEH WINNR GITZ A CHEEZBURGR. SRSLY.

Earlier: LOLVogue: Sumwon Elss Kleanz Up (Plus Contest!)
LOLVogue: I Can Haz Wind Tunnel?
LOLVogue: All Dat Glitterz Iz Mah Pantz
LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid
French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?
I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français
LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

LOLVogue Contest: We Have A Winner

Dodai — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:30:00 EDT

Last week's Mad Men-esque supermarket LOLVogue came with a contest! There was one image for which we had no caption. We asked, you answered. After the jump, the finalists… And the winner.

Finalists:

ruffians:
IM IN UR SUPERMARKET
SHOPPIN FER TEH FIRST TIEM
mai maid is sick

JessicaLoveJoy: DIZ IZ NOT WUT I MEANT BY TROUT POUT

blondemythologist: INVISIBLE ENTHUSIASM

STICKSnSCONES:
FEELAY OF FISH? NO THANXS. MODDLES DONT EAT MCDONNOZ.

All LOLworthy! Congrats.

And the winner, AvantGardenia:

AvantGardenia , email dodai at jezebel dot com to claim your cheezburger prize!

Earlier: LOLVogue: Sumwon Elss Kleanz Up (Plus Contest!)

This Week We Talked About Booties, Olympian And Otherwise

Jessica — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:40:00 EDT

We're not gonna lie, there was some gawking at Olympic bods 'round these parts.
But there was also grinning at gymnasts, thrilling wins from Michael Phelps, controversies over the Chinese and Golden Girls all around.
Jennifer Love Hewitt wants you to kiss her ass. But only if it's skinny!
Speaking of ass masters, don't miss our interview with Margaret Cho.
Moddles got lost in teh soopermarket, kan no longer shop hapully.
We, however, can shop happily for Mad Men-inspired 60s duds.

We love the moddle in September's Glamour, Sabina Karlsson. Get a load of them freckles, folks!
We let you explore our (ice) boxes.
It's the weekend, guys! So poop wherever your heart desires, and follow Liz Smith's lead: gin and Snickers for all!

LOLVogue: Sumwon Elss Kleanz Up (Plus Contest!)

Dodai — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:40:00 EDT

The September issue of Vogue has a "2-For-1 Special" photo spread, shot in a supermarket by Steven Meisel and starring Amber Valetta and Kirsty Hume. The story is supposedly about dual-toned sheaths, but just like everything else this fall, it's about Mad Men! The retro housewife aesthetic. (Remember when Betty slapped the divorcée in the produce aisle on season one?) Anyway, inspired by LOLCats, here is another episode of LOLVogue. After the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werdz on ur moddles. (Plus! A contest!)

OMG. OH NOES. THIS MODDLE HAZ NO CAPSHUN. RITE A SUGGESSHUN IN TEH COMMINTZ!!!11!! TEH WINNR GITZ A CHEEZBURGR. SRSLY.

LOLVogue Contest: We Have A Winner

Dodai — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:40:00 EDT

When we posted the latest LOLVogue (from the August issue) there was one image for which we had no caption. We asked, you answered. After the jump, the finalists… And the winner.

Finalists:

staircases:
STRAITJAKETZ CUZ MODDLES SEW EMOSHUNAL

DinaRonson:
sutl joory, ur doin it rong

DinaRonson:
razbry buray, i thinx i <3 u

Eeva:
UH OH
I HAZ SWET PACHIZ
NO LUKIN AT MY PITZ!

recidivicious:
PIMPIN AYNT EEZY. SRSLY, DIS BLEENG WAIS A TUN.

CrossWord:
PAUL REVERE MODDLE IZ IN UR RTICUL 'LERTIN UR COLONISTS

babygotbacktalk:
HUGZ NOT DRUGZ.
WELL, MAIBEE DRUGZ.

UritKollx:
mah rox hurtin mah frox

All LOLworthy! Congrats.

And the winner, lolababy:

lolababy, please e-mail dodai@jezebel.com for your cheezburger prize.

Earlier: LOLVogue: I Can Haz Wind Tunnel?

This Week We Were Not Afraid To Be Servicey

Jessica — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:00:00 EDT

Slut Machine finally revealed her makeup secrets by painting the tender, bearded visage of Gavin McInnes.
Sadie debunked the art of the Facebook photo, and proved that every last one of us is a loser.
Technicolor Kiddie Swimsuit EXTRAVAGANZA!
Moe is a Jezebel no moe. But don't worry, she'll be sticking around these parts in spirit and in Crap.
In our dream world, all insane divorce cases would be tried in the court of Judge Judy.
LOLHillz!
LOLVogue! Week of 10,000 LOLZ!

Teri Garr reminded us that there are still many funny, funny ladies in modern film who we'd like to befriend.
Estelle Getty is a friend who will be missed.
Even though working during a beautiful summer's day is the pits, it's the weekend, y'all! So enjoy your damn selves.

LOLVogue: I Can Haz Wind Tunnel?

Dodai — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:40:00 EDT

The August issue of Vogue has a photo shoot titled "Equal Opportunity," ostensibly about putting menswear-inspired items with frilly feminine stuff. The spread, starring Gisele and shot by David Sims, makes ample use of the wind machine. Your eyes will water just thinking of the velocity! And so, inspired by LOLCats, here is another episode of LOLVogue. After the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werdz on ur moddles. (Plus! A contest!)

OMG. OH NOES. THIS MODDLE HAZ NO CAPSHUN. RITE A SUGGESSHUN IN TEH COMMINTZ!!!11!! TEH WINNR GITZ A CHEEZBURGR. SRSLY.

Earlier:
LOLVogue: All Dat Glitterz Iz Mah Pantz
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français
LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
Related: LOLLost: Srsly, Guiz, Dis Izland Is Weeerd

LOLVogue: All Dat Glitterz Iz Mah Pantz

Dodai — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:00:00 EDT

Once you get past the "We're Not Racist We Swear" story in the July issue of Vogue, you'll find a delightfully stoopid photo shoot called "Adult Education." David Sims is the photographer for this 16-page editorial meant to showcase how the fall fashions eschew frills for "clean lines and a newfound maturity." Grown-up? Not exactly. Perfect for some juvenile behavior, actually: the LOLcat treatment. You know the drill: After the jump, were in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles.

Earlier: LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français
LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOLLost: Srsly, Guiz, Dis Izland Is Weeerd

French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?

Dodai — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:00:00 EDT

As previously reported, forty-seven year old actress Julianne Moore is on the cover of Vogue Paris, looking positively catty. Apropos, then, that some of the images inside seemed perfect for the LOLcat treatment. A blank-eyed moddle stars in the "Sunset Boulevard" shoot by Terry Richardson and Carine Roitfeld, after the jump.

Earlier: Vive La Difference
LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid
I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français

LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On Dr. Phil

Tracie — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:30:00 EDT

Yesterday, two notable specimens of boy-foe material, Paul Janka and John Fitzgerald Page, appeared on Dr. Phil to let talk about their big egos in front of a female-only audience. The audience reactions were so priceless — lots of disgust and appalled laughter — that today, one of you asked us to give the images the LOL treatment, an "offer" we couldn't refuse. The results, after the jump.

LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid

Dodai — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:00:00 EDT

The May issue of Vogue is really weird. From the RoboGwyneth cover and interior spread (do Vogue readers care a whit about Iron Man?) to the fact that Smallville's Tom Welling (???) is in a photo shoot, it's all kinds of creeptastic. This has something to do with the fact that this month, The Costume Institute's spring show is about superhero style, and Vogue always considers the opening night shindig to be the gala of the year. Anyway, there's a photo story, shot by Craig McDean, that was begging for the LOL treatment. (Familiarize yourself here.) These "superheroes" in evening gowns may not be able to save your life, but they can try and distract you from the drudgery of your day. We're puttin werds on ur moddles, after teh jump.

Earlier: I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français
LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLLost: Srsly, Guiz, Dis Izland Is Weeerd
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes

LOLLost: Srsly, Guiz, Dis Izland Is Weeerd

Dodai — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:30:00 EDT

So, a funny thing happened in the LOLVogue comment thread yesterday. I capped one of the Vogue shots with a Lost reference (isn't dat wer oceanik flite 815 went down?) and some commenters decided that LOLLost should exist. And so they created it! Thanks to commenter stoprobbers, there is now a LOLLost website. Some of the best macros, after the jump: Theyr on ur eyeland, puttin werds on ur servivers.

[LOLLost]

Earlier: LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
I Have An Abusive Boyfriend, And He's Coming Home At 8

LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop

Dodai — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:00:00 EDT

Have you heard? There's a new issue of Vogue. Wait! This post isn't about the possibly offensive cover or the Best Bodies photo shoot. This is about the LOL. More specifically, LOLcats and their ilk, LOLhedgehogs, LOLbarbecues, LOLgators and so on. That's right, it's time for another beyond-stoopid LOLVogue. We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles, after the jump.

Earlier: LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

This Week Made Us Unbeweavably Tard

Jessica — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:20:00 EST

Racist Barbie-fondler Allison was kicked off America's Next Top Model. We were not sad to see her go.
Moddels in Bahlinceeyagga looked tard. The white-washed runways at Paris fashion week made us tard.
But Christian Siriano's win on Project Runway cheered us right up!
Obama foreign policy advisor Samantha Power called Hillary Clinton a monster. Then she got canned.
Maybe she should ask Slut Machine for advice?

Memoirist and former gang member Margaret B. Jones turned out to be a fake memoirist named Peggy Seltzer. The only "gang" she was ever in was probs sold Samoas.
You know who else got canned? A bunch of Jezebels.
Our Sephora Spy conquered her cystic acne. And it only took hundreds of dollars of product.
Well, you bitches can afford it: you're bringing home the bacon.

LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga

Dodai — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:00:00 EST

Another issue of Vogue, another chance to write stoopid LOLCat-style captions. This month, there's a bit of exhaustion going around; the poor girls in this Craig McDean "High Definition" photo shoot look really really "tard." We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles, after teh jump!

Earlier: LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters