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    Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut

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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/23/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Fresh out my diaper.
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    Image of ladyfalcon is skin deep ladyfalcon is skin deep
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    I really long for the days when people with 'alter egos' were either superheros or batshit insane or both. I remember being so mad at the Project Runway producers when I found out that contestant Zulema had an alter ego called She-tangy but I hope spelled Shitangee, and all mentions of it had been cut out of the whole season except for a few scenes shown for the reunion episode. I imagine they thought it was just too bizarre for their Legitimate Reality Show.

    Now, everyone and their exercise bike has an alter-ego, and it needs to stop. Anyone who wants to sell me on the alter-ego bullshit only has one ego, and it is too large by 90%.
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    Image of goneagain goneagain
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    This post made me lol, alone and kind of cold, sitting in bed on a saturday night when not even the cat wants to hang out with me. Thank you.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    It is such a lazy video. It is pretty much the same ten shots shown over and over again. I've seen MST3k movies that are edited better.
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    Image of raphaela raphaela
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Wow. Just, wow. That video should be shown as an example of an utter lack of self awareness.
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    Image of ginseng_you_sing ginseng_you_sing
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Woah, when did we go back to 2001?

    Also, I'll never forgive her for making stiletto Timberlands popular.
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    hortense promoted this comment Edited by ginseng_you_sing at 11/21/09 5:47 PM ginseng_you_sing was starred ginseng_you_sing was unstarred
    Image of yeahisaidit yeahisaidit
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Well, that was as boring and unconvincing as a shoe commercial.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Dance-pop lyrics just keep getting dumber - like a preschooler singing along with 50 Cent.
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    Image of tinytm11 tinytm11
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Wow. And here I thought her other song "Louboutins" was the worst thing I have ever heard but THIS my friends, is a contender.
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    Image of girlarchaeologist girlarchaeologist
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    I am suddenly filled anew with love for Lady Gaga. This video is about as fresh as three-day old reheated frozen hash browns.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/21/09

    @girlarchaeologist: I actually stopped listening to "Bad Romance" for a second to watch this video; I heartily endorse your sentiment.
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    Image of prismatism is Team Bella prismatism is Team Bella
    11/21/09

    @girlarchaeologist: MTE.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    I want to know how writhing around on the floor/bed became the standard of sexiness. To me it looks less like, "I'm so sexy!" and more like "Help! I'm possessed by Satan!"
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    Edited by Sputnik_Sweetheart at 11/21/09 2:57 PM Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Jesus Christ, that's awful. As with all of her "songs", I feel dumber having listened to it.

    This leads to a rant: Just because you happen to be a ridiculously beautiful woman does not mean you are immensely talented at singing, designing clothes, creating fragrances, and/or acting. I'm sorry. It just doesn't. She's succeeded in making a brand of herself and also millions of dollars, so she's a shrewd businesslady and that's awesome. I just think that producing utter crap like this is so unnecessary, you know? Like it's embarassing. Ah I don't know. I'm tired and grouchy.
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    Image of tinytm11 tinytm11
    11/21/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: No I totally agree with you!! It's no longer about someone actually being TALENTED and really GOOD at one thing, they have to have their hands in every industry--music, acting, producing, designing clothes, fragrances.

    It's annoying as all get-out.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/21/09

    @tinytm11: I'm also bitter, I admit. Like even if I happened to like something that was "designed" by a celebrity, I wouldn't buy it, simply because odds are they already have more than enough money and they don't need any of mine. I'm poor and sad, in case you couldn't tell:)

    #tips
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    11/21/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: THANK YOU! "Can" and "Should" are very different concepts.

    Martha Stewart was on the site this week, and she is someone who seems to have a firm hand in everything she does, and she wouldn't dream of putting her name on something that didn't live up to her ridiculous standards. I can't help but compare someone who has built their brand that way vs. a J-Lo whose business plan seems to be "what other shit can I slap my name on to make a buck?" Singing, dancing, acting, fragrance, fashion--I want to put quotation marks around each of these. I'm struggling to come up with something she's done REALLY WELL.

    Still, she wouldn't be where she is without a market to support her. Not us, clearly!
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    Image of Apple Tartlet Apple Tartlet
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    See, the way to make this song a hit would have been to collaborate with Jenna:

    My muffin top is all that,
    Whole grain, low fat
    Fresh out of the oven

    On a separate note, my ex used to sing Lola at karaoke nights (very well, I might add). He would always dedicate it to his 'lovely girlfriend'. All the times he pulled this, only one person ever had the nerve to come up and actually ask if I'm a transvestite (I'm not).
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    Image of JessaFields JessaFields
    11/21/09

    @zarahruth: Ha, that's awesome. I might have asked, had I had enough to drink.
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    Image of Apple Tartlet Apple Tartlet
    11/21/09

    @JessaFields: I did actually buy the person who asked a drink. I figured they deserved one for a) asking what everyone in the pub was wondering and b) asking nicely ("Are you... I was just wondering... is it that song for a reason? Because you make a good woman if it is.")
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Someone mash this song up to some pillsbury doughboy commericials already.
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    Image of anteup anteup
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Didn't she go out with flare legged jeans and trucker hats?
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment anteup was starred anteup was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/21/09

    @anteup: Yeah, I thought as a society we had collectively moved on from Jennifer Lopez.
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