Last week, our friends over at Mediaite sent out a survey to "several dozen" cable news hosts from Fox, CNN, and MSNBC asking them to, with complete anonymity, nominate their colleagues as Best and Worst Hosts. Over at Fox, things did not fare well for the poor lad Sean Hannity.
You know when you're stoned and you see a person you would maybe like to have sex with later and all you can say is "Heh heh, Vape Daddy had a bit too much kush with dinner" while staring at their intimate parts with your unfocused red eyes?
Yesterday, a grand jury in Travis County, Texas, indicted animatronic grizzly bear/"abortion-mill" truther Governor Rick Perry on two felony counts of "Abuse of Official Capacity" and "Coercion of Public Servant." I guess that's what happens when you cut off funding from a state corruption investigation team,…
This is the most Dad thing I may have ever watched. Just throw in a pull-my-finger joke and some Atlanta Rhythm Section, and this would be SOLID DAD GOLD.
Did you hear? Angry ovary-shriveled feminists are taking to Twitter in an attempt to #EndFathersDay. Except no, they're not because that shit was yet another 4chan prank that was debunked before it could really pick up steam. But apparently that doesn't matter, because today our good ol' pals at Fox & Friends…
Hatton Country Word animal park in Warwickshire, England is about to face something of a population boom, after a male guinea pig escaped the male-only enclosure, found his way to the female pen, and made The Rounds.
Like so many of us, this pair of cute lil' buns celebrated the Easter holidays by engaging in a televised orgy on top of a desk.
Here is a very good Tumblr: One Star Book Reviews gathers together the collected knowledge some of the web's most discerning critics (namely, people who have given one-star Amazon reviews to classic books). And these illustrious Internet users are not afraid of voicing unpopular opinions, such as "I did not like […
Ohio State University campus denizens are about to be down one creepy as hell — albeit entertainingly delusional — self-proclaimed pickup artist after a diverse cross-section of the student body banded together to call him out on his predatory antics. Here's the story of how he got taken down, and how he vowed to…
Gee gosh oh golly McGillicuddy — I wonder what this is lampooning?
The Alabama House of Representatives is set to vote on abortion legislation Tuesday that would impose a variety of uneccesary restrictions on abortion clinics: providers would need to have admitting privileges at local hospitals (not such an easy feat when your local hospital thinks abortion is murder), clinics would…
Another day, another heteronormative "family values"-promoting Susanne Venker piece on Fox News about these crazy Modern Independent Women with their shoulder pads and their college degrees who let feminists delude them into thinking that they're anything besides a dude's Happy Sauce receptacle. ("Those of us with…
I swear, if I see one more serious fashion video featuring a free spirited wood nymph wondering around and touching vintage photographs like she's the old lady from Titanic, I'm gonna punch something. Or go buy a crate of mason jars and an accordion. I DON'T KNOW, I'm torn. Anyway, the folks at Viva Vena! has…
Hoping to work out this weekend, but hate to exercise? Why not pick up some tips from Nance Bodean and Lorraine Jaja (It Gets Betterish's Eliot Glazer and Saturday Night Live's Kate McKinnon) and try power walking? Benefits include belly fat reduction, heightened sexual intercourse and thinned feet. Go get your walk…
A few years ago, at the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn, a young comedian was doing a set for a crowd there to see the main performer, Hannibal Buress.
Yes! Henri the existential cat has a new, ennui-filled video for you.
You know how sometimes you'll be watching The Exorcist and thinking, "Yeah, sure, this is great or whatever, but can't this movie be a little more like Perfect Strangers?" Well, you spoke up and someone listened.
We will now commence hilarious joke making on late night television. Stop clapping! Clapping is a collectivist act of the weak.
This is a serious post, you beer-swilling, har-harring feminists. An adult is concerned about you guys. Please, take a break from lying about your rapes for a second to listen to this urgent announcement: Feminists used to be all earnest and dour and serious, back in the 90's when grunge and Katie Roiphe were…
Professional sayer of stupid shit Tosh.0 jackanapes Daniel Tosh says a lot of things that aren't funny, but perhaps the least funny of his unfunny oeuvre is his plethora of rape jokes. (Knock knock! Who's there? Your mom getting raped in the butt! Ahahahaha. Tears, you guys.) As such, it was only a matter of time…
