Jezebel: Lol

This Week We Talked About Booties, Olympian And Otherwise

Jessica — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:40:00 EDT

We're not gonna lie, there was some gawking at Olympic bods 'round these parts.
But there was also grinning at gymnasts, thrilling wins from Michael Phelps, controversies over the Chinese and Golden Girls all around.
Jennifer Love Hewitt wants you to kiss her ass. But only if it's skinny!
Speaking of ass masters, don't miss our interview with Margaret Cho.
Moddles got lost in teh soopermarket, kan no longer shop hapully.
We, however, can shop happily for Mad Men-inspired 60s duds.

We love the moddle in September's Glamour, Sabina Karlsson. Get a load of them freckles, folks!
We let you explore our (ice) boxes.
It's the weekend, guys! So poop wherever your heart desires, and follow Liz Smith's lead: gin and Snickers for all!

Some things, you cannot replicate or duplicate, ...

Megan — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:40:00 EDT

Some things, you cannot replicate or duplicate, you can only sit in awe of the comic genius and try to wipe the coffee off your computer screen. LOL Bush, from The Guardian is one of those things. Though, if your day isn't that busy, leave your contributions in the comments. [The Guardian]

This Week We Were Not Afraid To Be Servicey

Jessica — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:00:00 EDT

Slut Machine finally revealed her makeup secrets by painting the tender, bearded visage of Gavin McInnes.
Sadie debunked the art of the Facebook photo, and proved that every last one of us is a loser.
Technicolor Kiddie Swimsuit EXTRAVAGANZA!
Moe is a Jezebel no moe. But don't worry, she'll be sticking around these parts in spirit and in Crap.
In our dream world, all insane divorce cases would be tried in the court of Judge Judy.
LOLHillz!
LOLVogue! Week of 10,000 LOLZ!

Teri Garr reminded us that there are still many funny, funny ladies in modern film who we'd like to befriend.
Estelle Getty is a friend who will be missed.
Even though working during a beautiful summer's day is the pits, it's the weekend, y'all! So enjoy your damn selves.

The Hills Season Four: Laughing Through The Tears

Slut Machine — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:00:00 EDT

The fourth season of The Hills debuts on MTV on August 18, and we're sofa king excited, even though we can't particularly articulate why. Anyway, as evidenced in the preview above, things are getting way intense. Or, you know, mildly interesting, depending on how into this shit you are. Lauren goes out with a guy who has a private jet, then Stephanie Pratt goes on a date with him! Brody Jenner gets arrested! Heidi's sister moves to town! This shit is turning into Eastenders. Anyway, after the jump, we have some LOL Hillz for your enjoyment.

LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On Dr. Phil

Slut Machine — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:30:00 EDT

Yesterday, two notable specimens of boy-foe material, Paul Janka and John Fitzgerald Page, appeared on Dr. Phil to let talk about their big egos in front of a female-only audience. The audience reactions were so priceless — lots of disgust and appalled laughter — that today, one of you asked us to give the images the LOL treatment, an "offer" we couldn't refuse. The results, after the jump.

I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français

Dodai — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:00:00 EDT

You already know that the April issue of Vogue Paris is pretty inside, but did you know that one photo shoot was also perfect for a LOLcat treatment? And so. The black and white "Simplement Couture" shots, by Hedi Slimane, get some incredibly stoopid faux Français text. We're puttin werds on ur moddles, after the jump.

Earlier: French Vogue: The Wind Beneath Our Wings
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
French 'Vogue': Devil Worship Is The New Black!
Related: LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop
LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga
LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

This Week Made Us Unbeweavably Tard

Jessica — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:20:00 EST

Racist Barbie-fondler Allison was kicked off America's Next Top Model. We were not sad to see her go.
Moddels in Bahlinceeyagga looked tard. The white-washed runways at Paris fashion week made us tard.
But Christian Siriano's win on Project Runway cheered us right up!
Obama foreign policy advisor Samantha Power called Hillary Clinton a monster. Then she got canned.
Maybe she should ask Slut Machine for advice?

Memoirist and former gang member Margaret B. Jones turned out to be a fake memoirist named Peggy Seltzer. The only "gang" she was ever in was probs sold Samoas.
You know who else got canned? A bunch of Jezebels.
Our Sephora Spy conquered her cystic acne. And it only took hundreds of dollars of product.
Well, you bitches can afford it: you're bringing home the bacon.

It Had To Be Done

Dodai — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:40:00 EST

Or at least, it felt that way.

Earlier: Amy Winehouse: "OMG. WTF?"
ANTM: Anorexic Model Is Unbeweavably Racist

LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests

dodai — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:00:00 EST

Did you hear? They seem like harmless fun, but LOLcats can control your mind. What do you think happens when a mashup of LOLCats and Vogue gets made? Find out, after the jump: Once again, we're in ur magazeen, putting werds on your moddles.

Earlier: Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters

LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye

dodai — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:30:00 EST

The January issue of Vogue has hit the stands, so naturally it begs for the LOLcat treatment. And holy crap: the bible is now being translated in to kitteh speak. After the jump, the "Working Girls" fashion story shot by Craig McDean gets the honors. We're in ur magazeen... puttin werds on ur moddles.

LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find

dodai — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:00:00 EST

Welcome back to another episode of LOLVogue, in which we create a mashup of LOLcats and the latest issue of Vogue. The December issue, with lovely Penelope Cruz on the cover, includes an accessories spread called "Precious Gemma" modeled by Gemma Ward, in which the model is "doing" household chores. Is she acting out one of Anna Wintour's fantasies? Does Ms. Wintour want a lithe, twiglike little urchin to clean her home? Is Anna Wintour Miss Hannigan? We'll never know. In the meantime, after the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles.

Earlier:
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes

LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes

Dodai — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:00:00 EDT

Maybe it's because Sienna Miller is on the cover (again). Or maybe it's the substantial weight. Who knows. But something about the 840+ pages in the September issue of Vogue has inspired in us yet another sophisticated exercise in stupidity: LOLVogue. After the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur mo-duls... this time with a special interactive bonus (and prize!).

As you can see, this model and her cameraman need a caption. Make suggestions in the comments and we'll pick a winner, who will get a cheeseburger as a prize. No, seriously this time!

Earlier: LOLVogue: Scarves, Silverware & Scooters