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    Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance

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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    Why do people care so much which if any of the Jonas Brothers are gay, or virgins for that matter?


    Honestly, the negative public perception of them is one of the most frustrating things I have ever experienced. I guess it's because I know a lot about them and I've just never known all that much about someone who ended up getting very famous...it is very strange.


    But they are just sweet, dorky, normal guys who work really hard. Well, Nick is a little intense, but that's just because he's a freaky prodigy. There's nothing wrong with their music; for most people their image/record-label just gets in the way. I feel bad for them.


    ALSO: When did Barbara Walters become such a lowest common denominator schlock-peddler?

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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    That made me blush. No idea why. But I am scarlet.
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    Image of Janie Jones Janie Jones
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    Oh dear. To watch or not to watch? I can't decide.
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    "Look at me lady"... I'm in love


    **faints**

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    Image of MIXED MIXED
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    my heart is pounding out of my chest. i audibly squealed. I WANT HUGH JACKMAN.
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    I just had images in my head of Hugh Jackman dressed as a Chippendale. Is there anything wrong with that? I think not.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    Dear Hugh Jackman,


    MARRY ME.

    I'M FOREVER YOUR GIRL!


    Sincerely,

    nancy11372

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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    Times have changed. It used to be young women who were accused of being gay or frigid if they said they were not interested in sex outside of marriage. Give me the Jonas brothers over 13 year old fathers anyday.
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    02/23/09

    @Rare Affinity: Thank you!! Instead people call them "creepy". Nice double f*cking standard.
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    Image of opalmarie opalmarie
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    I know that objectively Hugh Jackman is an attractive man. But the whole Broadway show tune singing, dancing, earnest package is not at all appealing to me. He seems like a sweet guy, but I'm not getting "sexy" from him.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    02/23/09

    @opalmarie: Psst...he doesn't do it for me, either. I also don't find Clive Owen to be all that attractive. Apparently I have strange taste in men.
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    Image of VirtuousVixen VirtuousVixen
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    I believe it's the eldest JoBro who is rumored to be gay. Kevin? Why do I know these things?


    Fun fact: they have a younger brother, Frank(ie) who is apparently known as The Bonus Jonas.

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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    02/23/09

    @VirtuousVixen: I thought that one was seen last week around NY with a girl?

    I know Nick (youngest) is the one that broke Miley Cyrus' heart, and the only one that has a tiny, little smudge of musical talent.
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    Image of MJ MJ
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    So all I have to do to get a lap dance from Hugh Jackman is ask if he's gay? Oh, Huuuugh.......


    Oh, and I'm over the dead dog. Especially a necklace made of a photo of the dead dog.

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    Image of AwkwardTurtle AwkwardTurtle
    02/23/09

    @MJ: I'm souless when it comes to animals so I've been over it. Get a new dog. call it a day.
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    Image of kontrolle kontrolle
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    Starting to wonder if I'm the gay one since I can't seem to muster up a lick of attraction for the Jonases.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    02/23/09

    @kontrolle: Nah, you're not gay, you're just not a 16 year-old girl (I'm guessing). Although really, I wouldn't like the Jonas Bros. even if I were still a teenage girl. Even the so-called Cute Jonas is no Taylor Hanson.


    [elizabethsays.files.wordpress.com]

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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    02/23/09

    @Kivrin: Sixteen? Shenanigans! Eleven. By sixteen you're onto bigger and better things like, ya know, Jesse McCartney etc
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    02/23/09

    @FourInchHeels: This is true. The squealing, all-consuming teen heartthrob obsessions generally happen in the pre-teen/tween years, don't they? I'd forgotten about that. Damn, I'm old.
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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    02/23/09

    @Kivrin: Yup. And the all-consuming actor hearthrobs (coughHUGHJACKMANcough) take over shortly thereafter.
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    02/23/09

    @Kivrin: How long did the Hanson fame and adoration last? I'd like to know how much longer I'm going to have to put up with these Jonas kids.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    02/23/09

    @kontrolle: I would say it's not so much that you are gay as it is that you are over the age of 12.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    A note to one Miss Becky Sharper: If I did not lick the screen then, I was never going to lick it.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    GGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
    SCREEN.
    EXPLODES.
    FROM HAWTNESS!!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of Twerpsichore Twerpsichore
    02/23/09

    In reply to Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
    Hm. If this had been Morley Safer asking Ann Hathaway for a lapdance, methinks there would have been something of a shitstorm.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    02/23/09

    @Twerpsichore: seriously. sorry i think its gross. to ask an actor if he's gay (noones business by the way) and then follow that up with, hey lapdance? sorry. I cringed for him the whole time. It made it worse that he was such a good sport about it.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    02/23/09

    @Twerpsichore: So true. I also wonder why Babs felt the need to ask him if he's gay. Isn't he married (to a woman)? If he's gay, he's obviously closeted, so why the hell do you think he'd tell you the truth, Babs?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    02/23/09

    @Kivrin: I know. its so RUDE. it really drives me up the wall.
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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    02/23/09

    @Twerpsichore: So. True.
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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    02/23/09

    @Kivrin: A nice segue to "soooo, howsaboutalittlelapdance?"
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    02/23/09

    @Twerpsichore: Concur wholeheartedly. There is this need to "out" male celebrities that I do not get. At. All.


    Considering that the basis for the gay rumors is based entirely on Jackman playing a gay character in a stage musical, I roll my eyes everytime I hear this rumor.

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    Image of gangey gangey
    02/23/09

    @Twerpsichore: Totally agree! This kind of thing is why I can't stand her. Like, to the point that I'd rather listen to Sherri Shepard than Barbara Walters if I ever get stuck watching The View.


    Was anyone else reminded of Cheri Oteri's impersonation on SNL where Barbara is in bed with her interviwees?

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    Image of RainbowBrite RainbowBrite
    02/23/09

    @trulymadlyme: Is that why they think he's gay? Because he does theater and played a gay man once??
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    02/23/09

    @RainbowBrite: Also in evidence: his wife is normal looking woman.
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    Image of RainbowBrite RainbowBrite
    02/23/09

    @trulymadlyme: HA. Well, everybody knows that only a gay person would marry a "normal looking woman"!
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