Save the Date: The Viking Apocalypse Ragnarok Happens This Weekend
Important scheduling note: Ragnarok, a.k.a. the Viking apocalypse, is predicted to occur on February 22. Now we'll never find out what happens in True Detective!
We Might Be Getting A Loki Mini-Movie Starring Tom Hiddleston
Everyone. Please prepare your Tom Hiddleston reaction gifs now. Rumors are flying that the soon-to-be released Thor 2: The Dark World DVD will contain a mini-movie centered around Loki called All Hail the King.
Thor 3 Will Be About Thor’s Poorly-Attended Super Sweet 16
This parody video of Thor recut as an episode of MTV's My Super Sweet 16 is pretty amazing, if only because it finally puts Thor's petulance and Loki's scheming in their proper context. The next Avengers movie should probably just be about the gang throwing a surprise party for the Hulk that goes horribly wrong…
Tom Hiddleston’s Loki Is a Sex Icon for Deathly-Pale People Everywhere
Marvel's makeup wizards had to drain the glow out of normally ruddy, golden-haired Tom Hiddleston's skin so he could play Loki, which somehow only served to make the much-beloved villain one thousand times more sexual and savage, not unlike a white lion or an albino alligator wearing a really slick wig. Thanks to…
This Is the Poster One Movie Theater Used to Promote Thor 2
I'd see the shit out of that film.
Adorable Tom Hiddleston Gets Adorably Huffy With Adorable Kids
Oh my god please stop being so cute. (Kidding. NEVER STOP.)
Tom Hiddleston does Samuel L. Jackson as Motherf*cking Loki
Tom Hiddleston's impression of Owen Wilson playing Loki is remarkably spot-on, and it turns out that he has a bunch of these actors-as-Loki bits up his sleeve. His Samuel L. Jackson impression involves a bit more swearing.
So can we get a line of Avengers-inspired dresses already?
Artist Robinade's Avengers dress designs looked cute—and, for the most part, quite wearable—when we first saw them on paper. This trio of cosplayers brought three of those dresses to life and make us wonder: Why can't we buy a Loki-inspired frock off the rack?
Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance
For her 28th annual Oscar special, Barbara Walters interviewed Hugh Jackman, and asked him if he is gay. He said no. Then she asked him for a lap dance. He said yes.
Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
- Sad face: Mickey Rourke's 18-year-old chihuahua, Loki, has died. Rourke called Loki "the love of his life." And famously thanked his all his dogs in his Golden Globes speech. RIP little dude! [E!, TMZ]
