• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#lohan

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 10:24 PM
Sun Nov 22
20 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:
tips@jezebel.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
Email | Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
Email | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
Email | Twitter
Sadie Stein
Email | Twitter

Reporter:
Irin Carmon
Email

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
Email | Twitter

Contributors:
Jenna Sauers
Email
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Lizzie Skurnick
Email

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
Email | Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • posts about #lohan more →

    Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket

    Sarah Jessica Parker Talks Twins For The First Time; Aniston Suffering From Exhaustion

    Shanna Moakler Confirms Carrie Prejean's Breasts Were Paid For By Pageant

    Madonna To Replace Guy With Gwyneth?

    Ashley Olsen's Fashionista Wedding?

    Lindsay Lohan & America Ferrera: Acting Ugly On The Set Of Betty

    Christian Bale's Mom Hit Him Up For Money

    Being A Fresh-From-Rehab Mean Girl Is Awesome!

    Lindsay Lohan's Probable SCRAM Scam
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    09/27/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    Aw, I hope Conan's OK. I recall making a lot of jokes when I got a concussion. I didn't know it was common (it is even for nonprofessionalfunnypeople) because I couldn't afford to seek medical attention for it.
     Reply
    redqueenmeg was starred redqueenmeg was unstarred
    Image of toogeeky4u toogeeky4u
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    I *heart* Hyacinth Bucket!
     Reply
    champagne promoted this comment toogeeky4u was starred toogeeky4u was unstarred
    Image of champagne champagne
    09/26/09

    @toogeeky4u:

    I swear by my slim white telephone line I have loved Hyacinth since I was a kid. How random was the snoop connection?!
     Reply
    champagne was starred champagne was unstarred
    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    Somebody has to do it and it might as well be me.

    Conan, darlin', There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you. But in your convalescence, maybe we could do each other's nails. Though I may be gettin' a little too old for that whorey look.
     Reply
    vulcanized was starred vulcanized was unstarred
    Image of MIXED MIXED
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    Adding JK Rowling on Twitter...now.
     Reply
    MIXED was starred MIXED was unstarred
    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    I was at a club in Atlanta behind this guy a few years ago. The bored-looking hipster girl at the door said, "It's eight dollars."

    "But I'm Charlie Mars!" said the guy.

    "Oh, then it's ten," said the girl.

    I still laugh out loud when I think about his expression.
     Reply
    TRexstasy was starred TRexstasy was unstarred
    Image of Easybreezy Easybreezy
    09/26/09

    @TRexstasy: HA. YES. PERFECT.
     Reply
    Easybreezy was starred Easybreezy was unstarred
    Image of Easybreezy Easybreezy
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    I cannot deal with Charlie Mars dating somebody as cool-seeming as Mary Louise Parker. He is kind of lame. And she is a goddess.
     Reply
    Easybreezy was starred Easybreezy was unstarred
    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    09/26/09

    @Easybreezy: Plz see my comment above.
     Reply
    TRexstasy was starred TRexstasy was unstarred
    Image of Helio Helio
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    LOL Snoop Dogg. That is, indeed, the best news ever and now all he has to do is pass me some of the "good shit" (cause ya'll know he's blazed out of his gourde) and we can watch Keeping Up Appearances on repeat.

    "It's Bouquet!"
     Reply
    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment Helio was starred Helio was unstarred
    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    09/26/09

    @Helio: Somebody get those two a spin off sitcom stat!
     Reply
    Little Time Bomb was starred Little Time Bomb was unstarred
    Image of teenypanini09 teenypanini09
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    poor conan! I hope his hair wasn't injured.
     Reply
    morninggloria promoted this comment teenypanini09 was starred teenypanini09 was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    Psh, Conan had a concussion. Thanks to gymnastics, ice skating, and general dumbassery, I've had at least 5. I'm like that really fat kid from Varsity Blues.
     Reply
    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    09/26/09

    @morninggloria: AH DON'T WAHWNT YER LAHF!
     Reply
    TRexstasy was starred TRexstasy was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    I would like to nurse Conan through his convalescence.
     Reply
    Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred
    Image of UrbanAchiever UrbanAchiever
    09/26/09

    @Kivrin: Get in line.
     Reply
    Kivrin promoted this comment UrbanAchiever was starred UrbanAchiever was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    09/26/09

    @UrbanAchiever: We can work in shifts.
     Reply
    Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred
    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    09/26/09

    @Kivrin: Ill be there until the year 3000.
     Reply
    ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) was starred ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) was unstarred
    Image of UrbanAchiever UrbanAchiever
    09/26/09

    @Kivrin: Send me the schedule pls. Suggest we alternate weekly for day and night shifts, 'k?
     Reply
    UrbanAchiever was starred UrbanAchiever was unstarred
    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    Earworm antidote:
    Start singing "America" from West Side Story to yourself.
    Works like a charm.
     Reply
    TheUptightMidwesterner was starred TheUptightMidwesterner was unstarred
    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    09/26/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: You're advice is doing nothing to make the term "ear worm" disappear from my mind or to ease the nausea that this term has induced in me! Dear god, that's disgusting!
     Reply
    fluxus flucker was starred fluxus flucker was unstarred
    Image of Azraelle Azraelle
    09/26/09

    @fluxus flucker: actually, mmmmbop works best as an ear worm eradicator. The downside is that it's mmmmop.
     Reply
    Azraelle was starred Azraelle was unstarred
    Image of Charlene Darling Charlene Darling
    09/26/09

    @Azraelle:
    The best best best earworm eraser is the theme song from Sanford and Son.
     Reply
    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment Charlene Darling was starred Charlene Darling was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    09/26/09

    @Charlene Darling: "Put Down the Duckie" from Sesame Street does the job pretty well too.
     Reply
    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    09/26/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: I do "Blackbird" by the Beatles.
     Reply
    TRexstasy was starred TRexstasy was unstarred
    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    I'm sorry, but I do not believe Catherine Zeta-Jones is only 40. I just don't. There have long been whispers that she's shaved several years off her age, and I believe them.
     Reply
    Trixie from Toronto was starred Trixie from Toronto was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    09/26/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: i would give her a good 46.
     Reply
    BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    09/26/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: That would explain why I thought it was weird that she was only five years older than I am (exactly, too!). I could have sworn it was 7-10.
     Reply
    TheFormerJuneBronson was starred TheFormerJuneBronson was unstarred
    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    09/26/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: The British media has long claimed she's shaved about five or six years off her age. That's something I never understand. You're better to say you're five years older so that everything thinks you look awesome for your age. I am 68, by the way.
     Reply
    Trixie from Toronto was starred Trixie from Toronto was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    Why am I not surprised at the Bret Ratner item? Like at all.
     Reply
    Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    Hortense:

    Your Ace of Base earworm has now invaded my brain.

    Yours in misery,

    WM
     Reply
    WaltzingMatilda was starred WaltzingMatilda was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    09/26/09

    @WaltzingMatilda: I've been singing it ALL morning. Sorry!
     Reply
    hortense was starred hortense was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    09/26/09

    @hortense: Every time I hear the phrase "Ace of Base," this is what happens in my head:

    "WHATCHA GONNA TELL YOUR DAD, IT'S LIKE A WHEEL OF FORTUNE"

    ARGH.
     Reply
    Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred
    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    09/26/09

    @hortense: Ha! I have now transitioned into "The Sign" - those songs tend to blend together. Next up - "Don't Turn Around."

    :)
     Reply
    WaltzingMatilda was starred WaltzingMatilda was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    09/26/09

    @WaltzingMatilda: I still have a crush on the random dude sitting on the beach in the "Don't Turn Around" video. He was so hot.
     Reply
    Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred
    Image of UrbanAchiever UrbanAchiever
    09/26/09

    @WaltzingMatilda: Worse, it reminds me of All That She Wants, which I used to think was about an compulsive breeder who wanted to have one baby after another to fill her lonely life. I was puzzled by the message and annoyed by the tune.
     Reply
    WaltzingMatilda promoted this comment Edited by UrbanAchiever at 09/26/09 11:15 AM UrbanAchiever was starred UrbanAchiever was unstarred
    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    09/26/09

    @UrbanAchiever: Oh my god - it is pretty amazing that they had this many songs that we all remember. Ah, the 90s.
     Reply
    WaltzingMatilda was starred WaltzingMatilda was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    09/26/09

    @WaltzingMatilda: Seriously, we didn't even get into their cover of "Cruel Summer."
     Reply
    TheFormerJuneBronson was starred TheFormerJuneBronson was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    09/26/09

    In reply to Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
    I have to say, this whole Quaid thing has got me scratching my head. Why would they do this? Is it something they do to amuse themselves, like to fuck with people and have a laugh, or is it...something else I can't even fathom? I don't get it.
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    09/26/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Exactly. I feel like this story is everywhere but lacking on actual information.
     Reply
    Little Time Bomb was starred Little Time Bomb was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.