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    Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    The prospect of a 'Girls' Night Out' starring Gwyneth, Madonna and Stella makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. In a bad way.


    Conversely, hello Marisa! I highly recommend dating younger men. So appreciative.

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    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    oH YES, screaming at each other until 4am and then hospitalization?


    Ladies, plz. That is such classic coke behavior.

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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    12/24/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: HEY. Lindsay is doing JUST FINE and that story is b.s. and she is not doing coke again. gah.
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    Image of sequined sequined
    12/24/08

    @BAngieB: I love that you come out of the woodwork just for this kind of occasion.
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    12/25/08

    @sequined: Ugly talk about Lindsay will not be tolerated. When the signal is activated, I come to her defense.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    So I'm guessing Lance had some leftover sperm in the freezer? I'm not judging him if he and his girlfriend did it that way, since I mean, do what you have to do, but usually when you hear about a pregnancy like this, it's an accident. I don't know that it's possible in this case-but maybe so.
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    12/24/08

    @lalaland13: Actually I read that he once again has active sperm and this was natural. I know, slow news day.


    Details about Lance's super sperm:

    [perezhilton.com]

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    Image of axel_f axel_f
    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    kendra is getting married the day i go into labor. it's on kendra, let's race!
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    12/24/08

    @axel_f: Yay for late June children. Your child will be awesome, as it's due the day after my birthday.
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    Image of theruraljuror theruraljuror
    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    dang marisa! trey is hot. work it.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    Has Ricky Martin ever officially come out, or is he still just ambiguously gay?
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    Image of BeAgrestic BeAgrestic
    12/24/08

    @Kivrin: ambiguously gay. In thought he was such a hottie when too young to know better.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    Can any Jezedoctors enlighten us on the topic of "exhaustion"? Is it really just code for "partying way too hard, probably dehydrated and aching from coming down off of any number of psychoactive substances"?
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    12/24/08

    @tscheese: traditionally it's been code for suicide attempt; see carey, mariah.


    doesn't sound like the case here because she was released quickly.


    ""[I] was just pretty exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy Chanukah gifts and my Jewish mother was worried about me."

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    Image of PrettyNotPretty PrettyNotPretty
    12/24/08

    @tscheese: I'm not a doctor, but I was hospitalized for exhaustion. I was working something like 80 hours a week, and finishing my senior year of college, and dealing with some other stuff, and dude...one day I just passed out the fuck out and got taken to the emergency room. Ahh college. Good times.
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    12/24/08

    @tscheese: Now see, I thought that definition was for "mercury poisoning". It gets very confusing!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    Spencer,


    Mrs. Montag is not the only one who'd like to kill
    you in your sleep. Just thought you should know.


    Sweet Dreams!!
    tt aka AF

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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    12/24/08

    @terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: too funny!
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    Boo hoo on the Ben Stiller item. He probably broke his hand having a temper tantrum, which he is legendary for. Pah-rick!
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    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    in the hospital with "exhaustion" . this is never good, and never about exhaustion. get well soon, sam.


    marisa tomei to be labeled by tabloids as cougar in eight, seven six...

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    12/24/08

    I've never understood what hospital would admit someone for "exhaustion." Because damn, I should have been admitted a long time ago.
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    12/24/08

    @questionable: yeah with so many empty beds. oh wait i've been left on a gurney in the hall because of unavailability of beds, and that was at cedars, the same hospital sam was admitted to. i've also seen someone begging the triage nurse to let him be admitted to the psych ward. he was turned away. so something is up.
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    Spencer, you are an idiotic ass, but I think everyone here already knew that, so keep telling everyone about your future mother-in-law trying to kill you if you want, it'll just give me something happy to dream about tonight.
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    12/24/08

    @vamusical: if his mother in law won't kill him, i volunteer to do the deed. or at least shave off that freakishly flesh colored beard. and wipe that smug shit eating grin off his face. and...
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    Tom Brady and Bridget Moynihan have the same dentist?! Whoo boy! Soon, Page Six will be telling us that they buy the same type of 2% milk and that they both don't enjoy the movie "Juwanna Man."
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/24/08

    @KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Hah!
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    I cannot believe someone actually bought ScarJo's tissue. I think Ryan Reynolds bought it. That's what I choose to believe and don't tell me any differently.
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    12/24/08

    @dancerevolution is on the beach, bish.: I'm thinking Woody Allen. The tissue will have a supporting role in his next film.
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    Image of Kittenish Kittenish
    12/24/08

    @dancerevolution is on the beach, bish.: I can't believe it either! I'll pay for many thing, but snot is not one of them!
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    12/24/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): bestie!
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    12/24/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings):


    Brilliant, and also very speedy!

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    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    Suri Cruise is cute but who writes fan mail to a child who is too young to even read it? That is egregiously bizarre.


    Now that ScarJo's snot has been sold, I'd like to remind y'all that my placenta will be on Ebay. It contains mystical imprints of the Virgin Mary, Elvis-circa-1974, and Richard Pryor. Don't worry about the ovumlord, I have him sealed in a Ziploc bag. Bidding starts at $10,000 and all proceeds will go to my bank account.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/24/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): Best yet, the product description can still be "scarlet tissue." And no one will be the wiser.
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    12/24/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): Crazy stalker people. I have to imagine Suri has her own security team and she requests that they dress like gingerbread men.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/24/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: That image just made my day. And now Suri and her gingerbread men are doing Nutcracker ballet dances in my head, forever twirling, twirling, twirling.


    @tscheese: I could also draw on the wisdom of one Matthew McConaughey and say that the product can be used to help fertilize a tree.

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/24/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): If you put him in a casserole dish and slide him in the oven, he'll stay nice and toasty! Just, you know, don't turn on the oven.
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    12/24/08

    In reply to Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
    I agree with Michael K. Suing the estates of the pilots is just not right.
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