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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    12/14/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
    I like to pretend I'm driving my car ironically.
    "Yeah, someone broke my back window of my car a year ago, but I think the black plastic bag flapping in the wind causing me hearing problems adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the driving experience."

    "Four hubcaps on a car is a bit gaudy, don't you agree?"

    "I think the dents in the hood, side panel, and bumper create a more aerodynamic car design."
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    Edited by Sophie needs to study...damn at 12/14/09 11:41 PM Sophie needs to study...damn was starred Sophie needs to study...damn was unstarred
    Image of ahpooks ahpooks
    12/14/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
    Glad to see that Danielle is concerned about the health of her bubbies.
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment ahpooks was starred ahpooks was unstarred
    Image of Nun Shall Pass Nun Shall Pass
    12/14/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
    Gahhhh I just squealed at the idea of Mindy Kaling and Eli Roth meeting. I love them both!!! Although I pretty much love Eli solely based on the fact that I think he is really hot...
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment Nun Shall Pass was starred Nun Shall Pass was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    12/15/09

    @Nun Shall Pass: They are apparently friends? I love Eli as well, but the more I read about him the more he creeps me out a little. Which I suppose is saying something since he is a furry jew, only my fave thing ever!
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    Image of snark_shark snark_shark
    12/15/09

    @Ms Meghan: What did you read that creeped you out? Cuz for me, I thought he was creepy when all I knew were his movies, but after reading his tweets, I'm starting to like him.
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment snark_shark was starred snark_shark was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    12/15/09

    @snark_shark: Little things, like he used to frequent sex chatrooms, tweeting a pic of his "morning tissue" and just stuff like that. I don't know, it gives me a bad vibe.
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    Image of AnnieSaBu AnnieSaBu
    12/14/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
    There are a lot of great causes that celebrities can use their visibility to support. John Mayer has chosen Tiger Woods. Okay then.
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    kookla promoted this comment AnnieSaBu was starred AnnieSaBu was unstarred
    Image of limber limber
    12/14/09

    @AnnieSaBu: Heh, I think he's got a point, really. Most people have no idea what Accenture is about. Not so much supporting Tiger, more "hunh. What DOES Accenture do?"

    (I know, but I'm not telling, lest they send their "government consultants" to blackbelt Sigma Six me. Waaay scarier than Tiger Woods.)
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    Image of AnnieSaBu AnnieSaBu
    12/14/09

    @limber: It's got to be something involving market shares and . . . uh . . . data reports. Right?
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    Image of remedios remedios
    12/14/09

    @limber: I could look it up, but this is more fun. I'm going to willfully ignore the Six Sigma reference, and guess stylists. "We're here to accenture beautiful eyes and long limb(er)s. Yes, this black belt will do wonders to accenture waist."
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    limber promoted this comment remedios was starred remedios was unstarred
    Image of cherry_blossom cherry_blossom
    12/15/09

    @limber: Accenture is one of those places that most people don't care about but probably should....
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    limber promoted this comment cherry_blossom was starred cherry_blossom was unstarred
    Image of limber limber
    12/15/09

    @AnnieSaBu: Yes. That.

    Now back away slowly. You were NEVER HERE...
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    limber was starred limber was unstarred
    Image of floozy floozy
    12/14/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
    I don't want to sound like I'm bashing on Ms. Applegate, but her lil tweet rubs me the wrong way. I assume she's "unemployed" because of cancer treatment, but it is not really the same as, well, real non-celebrity unemployment.
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    ElleL promoted this comment floozy was starred floozy was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/14/09

    @floozy: She's unemployed because her show was canceled.
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    ElleL was starred ElleL was unstarred
    Image of floozy floozy
    12/15/09

    @floozy: I think Piranhas comment below says what I was thinking better. Unemployment can really suck. I'm just bitter.
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    Image of this_charming_one this_charming_one
    12/14/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
    You know, I was at the Giants/Eagles game last night but I do not recall seeing Greenman. But I did see a dude with his pants down in the middle of the parking lot. (Didn't want to know why, just kept walking.) I would have rather seen Greenman.
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    Cunning_Linguist promoted this comment Edited by this_charming_one at 12/14/09 8:59 PM this_charming_one was starred this_charming_one was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    12/14/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
    Hey John Mayer,

    I'd be happy to explain what Accenture does. For a price. Not a money one. Just don't tell my friends, k?
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    SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
    Image of I fought piranhas I fought piranhas
    12/14/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
    If only everyone could be unemployed like Christina Applegate. I like her, but that comment was a little oblivious.

    Related: being unemployed = not fun.
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    bitingfairy promoted this comment I fought piranhas was starred I fought piranhas was unstarred
    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    12/14/09

    @I fought piranhas: What? Not knowing how I'm going to pay my bills and feeling anxious and worthless all the time is oodles of fun!
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    12/14/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
    I think Marie Osmond is adorable. Donny, too.

    There. I said it.
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    Mrs. Stephen Fry was starred Mrs. Stephen Fry was unstarred
    Image of hughman hughman
    12/14/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
    @Kimzolciak : and by "the clouds" you mean "my ass".
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    hughman was starred hughman was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/14/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
    See "Jersey Shore's Pauly D" confuses the heck out of me. My brain immediately starts playing the trailer for Bio-Dome.
     Reply
    Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    12/14/09

    In reply to Jersey Shore's Pauly D To Hang With Ashton Kutcher
    I just realized that for some reason I keep thinking Eli Roth is Roger Bart...
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of JoliePolie JoliePolie
    12/14/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: There's quite a difference, no? Eh, I think Toby Maguire and Jake G are the same person, who am I to judge?
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment JoliePolie was starred JoliePolie was unstarred
    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    12/15/09

    @JoliePolie: Yeah, it's quite a difference! It's not because of how they look though. I think I heard 'Eli Roth, he's that guy from Hostel II' and my mind immediately filled in Roger Bart and I just never bothered to look it up.
     Reply
    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    09/02/09

    In reply to Is Courtney Love Going To Guest-Host The View!?
    Courtney, I'm pretty sure Madonna hasn't given you a second thought since you threw a shoe at her to crash her MTV interview.
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    Image of ShanaElmsford ShanaElmsford
    09/02/09

    @Hooplehead: That was an amazing moment.
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment ShanaElmsford was starred ShanaElmsford was unstarred
    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    09/02/09

    @ShanaElmsford: "It looks like Courtney needs a lot of attention right now."
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    Hooplehead was starred Hooplehead was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09/02/09

    In reply to Is Courtney Love Going To Guest-Host The View!?
    Hmmm. I am skeptical about Courtney Love on the View. Remember when Courtney went around telling everyone that she was invited to be a judge on American Idol?
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of HadwinBabazoid HadwinBabazoid
    09/02/09

    In reply to Is Courtney Love Going To Guest-Host The View!?
    the mothers have daughters...wow, of all the things C-Love just "twatted," that one truly takes the cake. No way! Mothers have daughters?!

    Also, you'd think the 140 character limit would reconsider people to spell check, if you want your point to be at least half coherent.
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    t-yo3 promoted this comment HadwinBabazoid was starred HadwinBabazoid was unstarred
    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    09/03/09

    @HadwinBabazoid: I thought that too at first, but then I realised that she meant that they are the mothers of daughters rather than sons (although I thought Sherri's kid was a boy) and therefore they could talk about/bond over what it's like to be/have been women parenting girls.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    09/03/09

    @t-yo3: The cool, mothers have daughters, though. Barbara, Joy and Whoopi each have a daughter.

    Nice unsult, Courtney!
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    Edited by AuntieBee at 09/03/09 9:00 AM AuntieBee was starred AuntieBee was unstarred
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