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    20 Songs About Cunnilingus

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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    The English Beat "Save It For Later"
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    This probably isn't cunnilingus, but Tegan and Sara have a song called "Downtown." I think there's a line about "if you're gonna get off, you might as well get off with me." Or off of me. But that makes less sense, because who would crush those girls like that and refuse to move? That's mean.


    I feel like This Fire by Paula Cole should reference it somewhere, but it may not. "Feelin' Love" in particular.


    And if any band should have a whole album devoted to this topic, it would be The Flaming Lips. Just because of their name.


    Or Bush.


    OK, I've looked through my iPod pretty thoroughly. That's all I got.

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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    I feel like there's got to be a Tori Amos that's pro-cunnilingus.. Must find.
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    Image of xuatastic xuatastic
    05/21/09

    @the queen of no: Raspberry swirl
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    05/21/09

    @xuatastic: BINGO!
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    Oh my god, eeeuw.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    What, no Peaches? I think a good percentage of her songs involve cunnilingus, but this takes the cake.
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    THANK YOU FOR FOXY BROWN!! I still dance to this when getting ready to go out, and I first heard it when I was about 16... So so good!
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    Wow, no love for the Monty Python lads and their immortal "Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me"?
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    05/21/09

    @chritter: One of my all time faves!
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    05/21/09

    @R_Claw: And well before the rest of these. They paved the way!
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    Image of OK_NiceLegs (formerly: thevickinator) OK_NiceLegs (formerly: thevickinator)
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    I gotta add my new discovery: Jason Mraz's new album has a track "Butterfly" that is super sexy.

    Sample lyric:

    Ride your tongue along your bottom lip and bite down

    And bend your back and ask your hips if I can touch

    Well they're the perfect jumping up point

    Getting closer to your butterfly.
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    05/21/09

    @thevickinator: That song is hot. I saw it live. He can have my butterfly any time.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    TLC - come on down ... "where the water tastes sweet, dive into my ocean, give your love to me"... is pretty much an ode to lip service

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    Image of hilighter hilighter
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    For the Chicago ladies....Poi Dog Pondering's Diamonds and Buttermilk:


    I wanna suck your guava juice,
    get down on my knees and slip in your passion fruit.
    I come in Diamonds and Buttermilk
    and swim right in and out of you 'til you shake-a like the chills.
    Licking the butter from your lillycoi lips
    and deep-sea diving for the oyster in your hips.
    Gonna suck your Kiwi right through my teeth
    and split your Pomegranate,
    gonna suckle on your seeds.
    So slippery I'm feeling greedy,
    gonna take you like smack to the needy.

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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    05/21/09

    @hilighter: WOW that's sexy!
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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    Or Maroon 5's Kiwi:


    Sweet kiwi

    Your juices dripping down my chin

    So please, let me

    Don't stop it before it begins


    I can't wait to take you home

    Fingers through your hair

    Kisses on your back

    Scratch me with your nails


    Save me from myself

    Show me how to care

    Get everything out

    Dripping everywhere

    Lipstick smeared all over your face

    How much longer must we wait?

    Don't think that I can wait


    I had to post half the song, it's definitely about cunnilingus!

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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    Allison Goldfrapp needs to be my girlfriend twenty times over.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    Trey Songz: Sticky Face

    Highlight: You have to eat her to keep her
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    Image of EKane EKane
    05/21/09

    @Kali Mama: I love Trey Songz. Why haven't I known this song existed!
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    "Homecoming" by our dear Kanye:

    And when I grew up, she show me how to go downtown

    And in the nighttime, her face lit up, so astounding
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/21/09

    @kelsium: Yes, yes, I know it's about Chicago, but don't tell me that that's NOT what he's talking about here.
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    05/21/09

    @kelsium: The fact that they actually censor the word "downtown" on top 40 radio stations definitely proves your point.
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    Image of Lilytox Lilytox
    05/21/09

    In reply to 20 Songs About Cunnilingus
    My friends and I always thought that line from Khia, "Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front" was just plain unhygienic. If anything should be the other way round, right?
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/21/09

    @Lilytox: You are a lady after my own heart. Therefore: hearted.
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