Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"

• Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!

Lindsay Hates Her Dad; Tyson Punches A Paparazzo

• Lindsay Lohan is speaking out about her dad. "I hate him so much," she told Gossip Cop. And:

Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob

• Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]

Pink Lady

[London, October 22. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Kanye Sneakers Wow The World With Their Pricetag; Model Who Claimed Sex Abuse Arrested

• Here we have it, the first official glimpse of Kanye West's Louis Vuitton sneakers, aka THE BEST SNEAKERS KNOWN TO MANKIND EVER. The $700+ kicks were inspired by the movie Dune, and Kanye's own mind-blowing genius. [Racked]

Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets

• Twihards! Sparkle vamp Robert Pattinson says there will be a fourth Twilight movie; the plot of the book Breaking Dawn will come to the big screen. What does this mean?

Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In

• Kiefer Sutherland may be looking at a minor assault charge in NYC for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. The real problem?

Kanye West Headed To Court

• Kanye West has been charged with battery, theft and vandalism stemming from that incident last September in which he smashed a paparazzi's camera at LAX. He's planning a fly courtroom outfit right now. [TMZ, Mirror, Gatecrasher]

Lindsay Lohan Skips Court

• Lindsay Lohan won't be in court today to respond to a warrant for her arrest, but her lawyer will be there. The attorney claims it's all a misunderstanding, to which we say: Sure, sure. [AP]

Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?

• Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]