B.J. Novak Gives The Office His Two Weeks' Notice

Temp Ryan Howard, played by B.J. Novak, will not be returning to the Dunder-Mifflin office on The Office. It's open to speculation whether he's leaving for a bigger role on Mindy Kaling's new Fox show The Mindy Project. Novak will continue to hang around as a guest-director and writer of future episodes. With Michael,…
Carey Defies Vogue Editrix; Steve Madden, Misunderstood Creative Genius Of Footwear
- Carey Mulligan isn't taking Anna Wintour's sartorial advice. "Anna said I should wear short for the Oscars. I was like ‘No, that is so not what I had in my head when I was 6!" Once bitten, twice shy. [People]
Retailers Treat Ungaro Like A Hot Potato; No Fashion Line For Ashley Tisdale
- And now, the cold, hard, retail reality sets in: Neiman Marcus and Net-A-Porter are dropping Ungaro for Spring. Barneys and Saks also aren't ordering. Lindsay Lohan and Mounir Moufarrige, what have you wrought! [Style.com]
Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
- Heidi Klum is not Superwoman, okay? She's not walking in the Victoria's Secret runway show a mere month after giving birth to her fourth child. She's just going to host it. Sheesh. Some people have such unrealistic expectations. [E!]
Elizabethan Age
Although 364 Elizabeths assembled in Elizabeth, Illinois for the annual Gathering of Elizabeths, the number was down from last year's world record, and organizers have vowed to try again next year. Queen Elizabeth, unhelpfully, sent a letter. [UPI]
Lagerfeld Gets Modest, Valentino Gets Fined, Von Furstenberg Gets "Space"
- Lagerfeld talks recession: “This... crisis is like a big spring housecleaning — both moral and physical... Bling is over. Red carpetry covered with rhinestones is out. I call it ‘the new modesty.’” [NY Times]
Stella McCartney Adds Sporty Spice To Fashion Show
- Yup, we're still bitter about not being at London Fashion Week. The Stella McCartney for Adidas show was held at an amusement park at which the models and guests frolicked, playing mini-golf and eating hot dogs. [Vogue UK]
- OMG. David Beckham is rumored to be designing the costumes for the Spice Girl Tour. OMG. [Vogue…
