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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/18/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    Forget that. Where is the Lady GaGa Barbie? #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/18/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    I think it'll be like that Ken doll with the covert gay following. She looks like a drag queen, I'm saying. Waylon Smithers will own five signed dolls. #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of Cogito Ergo Bibo Cogito Ergo Bibo
    11/17/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    Wow. Not enough that dolls set an unreasonable standard for realistic body image. Now they come with an unrealistically high expecation for hardcore 24/7 partying too? How could little Sally even hope to measure up? #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/17/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    whose buying this stuff? seriously, i want to know which parent wants to buy their kid an amy winehouse doll, barbie or otherwise? #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of PortraitHat PortraitHat
    11/17/09

    @rd2uk: I would buy it. For me, though, not for a child. #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/17/09

    @PortraitHat: fair enough, I just associate barbie dolls with kids, but I can see why adults would want to buy them for themselves #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/17/09

    @rd2uk: Me. :) #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/17/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    They tried to make me go to the beach house, I said, "No, No, NO!" #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of WestMantooth WestMantooth
    11/17/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    Just don't invite Doctor Barbie and her syringes over a "party." #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/12/09

    In reply to High Glitz: Exploring Child Pageants Through A Feminist Lens
    #1. If she didn't look like her top was going to fall off, I might accept this as a "Victorian" look for some young miss living in Murray Hill.

    #2. This is what Carrie Prejean still sees when she closes her eyes and repeats "no sex tape...no sex tape...no sex tape...no gays married...no sex tape..." PS. The dog hates America.

    #3 just killed Blofield. AND SHE WILL KILL AGAIN.

    #4 is actually Strawberry Shortcake's fucked-up cousin Cherry Tart.

    #5 is the missing Huckabee.

    #6 is hoping that her exposed navel will distract us from the fact that she just chewed a hole in her hat. #highglitzbook
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    11/11/09

    In reply to High Glitz: Exploring Child Pageants Through A Feminist Lens
    Girl number three is horrifically over-sexualized. That is a very disturbing photograph. #highglitzbook
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    11/11/09

    In reply to High Glitz: Exploring Child Pageants Through A Feminist Lens
    Number 4 could be a Zoloft ad, I'm sorry to report. But these are the facts.

    That little girl is sad beyond her years.
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    Image of limber limber
    11/12/09

    @SharonTaint: I feel like I can not only see what Number 5 will look like at 40, but also her nascent urge to kill. #highglitzbook
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    Image of MilointheMeadow MilointheMeadow
    11/11/09

    In reply to High Glitz: Exploring Child Pageants Through A Feminist Lens
    Ugh, I hate it when people invoke the name of Lewis Carroll when the subject of young girls comes up. In my brain, he is a sensitive genius and not a child molester! Sticking my fingers in my ears now - LA LA LA can't hear you!! #highglitzbook
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    Image of judgingamy judgingamy
    11/11/09

    In reply to High Glitz: Exploring Child Pageants Through A Feminist Lens
    Lewis Carroll was also arrested for sleeping in the bushes next to the real Alice's house, and her parents put a restraining order against him, so like, maybe he's not the greatest example of an adult who understands little girls or not being a giant creep and exploiting children. #highglitzbook
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    Image of thewitchandthemoll thewitchandthemoll
    11/11/09

    @judgingamy: He also reportedly asked her parents for permission to marry her. Awwwwwk-ward. #highglitzbook
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    Image of Bitingpika Bitingpika
    11/11/09

    In reply to High Glitz: Exploring Child Pageants Through A Feminist Lens
    The subtitle is "The Prettiest Child Abuse Victims." #highglitzbook
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    11/11/09

    In reply to High Glitz: Exploring Child Pageants Through A Feminist Lens
    The 9 year old in #3 has no business making a sex face like that! Someone had to teach her to pose like that, and that is WAAAAYYYY not cool.
    Dress up is awesome. When it involves wearing old dresses of your sister/cousin/babysitter and smearing your moms make up on your face. Not when it involves rhinestones, acrylic nails (which made me actually flinch) and extensions. #highglitzbook
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    11/11/09

    In reply to High Glitz: Exploring Child Pageants Through A Feminist Lens
    I feel like I spend the majority of my time cutting my kid's nails so he stops clawing at his face and looking like he lost a knife fight and yet somewhere there is a mom who attaches acrylic claws to her own child's nails. She must make her wear mittens when she's not competing. #highglitzbook
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/11/09

    In reply to High Glitz: Exploring Child Pageants Through A Feminist Lens
    why does a 2-year-old need acrylic nails?

    The better to pick their noses with, Tracie! #highglitzbook
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: You've just given me the only positive to having those things strapped to my fingers. #highglitzbook
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