Ali Lohan Releases A Stupid Video For Her Dumb Song

This is the video for Ali Lohan's single "All the Way Around," which was released about two weeks ago on iTunes and, according to a promotional email we just received, debuted on iTunes pop chart at #46. We are supposed to be impressed by this, but I'm pretty sure that the stripper with the blond braids from The Real… » 7/29/08 12:00pm 7/29/08 12:00pm

Living Lohan: Does Ali Lohan Really Want To Be An Entertainer?

We keep hearing from Dina Lohan that her daughter Ali is such a natural performer and that Dina is just helping her daughter fulfill her dream. But there are so many instances in which seems like Ali is miserable, whether it's because she's missing out on the fun when she is working in Vegas, or because the girls at… » 7/28/08 7:00pm 7/28/08 7:00pm

Stage Mom Dina Lohan Gets Her Moment In The Spotlight

It's hard to believe Dina Lohan's claims that this whole showbiz thing is all about her kids and what they want out of life, when she seems to behave to the contrary on Living Lohan. On last night's episode, Dina met with a potential choreographer for Ali, and somehow this meeting turned into Dina dancing with the… » 7/21/08 6:00pm 7/21/08 6:00pm

Michael Lohan's Love Child Already Working The Press

Michael Lohan sure has a knack for joining forces with others who are also more than willing to put their children in the spotlight. Lohan's alleged love child Ashley and her mother Kristi Kaufman were interviewed on Entertainment Tonight yesterday, in which the two talked about how much Ashley looks like Lindsay —… » 7/15/08 11:00am 7/15/08 11:00am

Living Lohan: Kids Grow Up Fast When You Put Them To Work In Vegas

It's interesting to hear people who know the Lohans — but who aren't the Lohans — talk about the Lohans. On last night's episode of Living Lohan, Ali was supposed to go in the studio with Jeremy, the sleazy, self-promoting hip hop producer who exploited a "relationship" he was having with Lindsay to get some attention… » 7/14/08 12:30pm 7/14/08 12:30pm

Is Ali Lohan's Dream Really A Nightmare?

Whenever stage moms or dads defend their decision to put their children in show business, they always say, "My kid has talent, I'm just helping him/her follow a dream. It's his/her choice." The kids in question memorize the defense and repeat it to anyone who asks — as is the case of Ali Lohan. Sure, Ali probably… » 6/30/08 11:30am 6/30/08 11:30am

Which Is Worse: Being A Child Star Or Being The Sibling Of A Child Star?

Sometimes, when watching Living Lohan, I want to cut Dina Lohan some slack, and think of her as the normal, suburban Long Island mom that she insists she is. However after hearing both Cody and Michael Jr. talk about the sacrifices they have to make (being pulled from school and leaving their friends for months at a… » 6/23/08 7:00pm 6/23/08 7:00pm

Michael Lohan Jr. Is Refreshingly "Normal"

We never really hear about Michael Lohan Jr. After seeing him on Living Lohan last night, I'm thinking that's because he might just be the sanest, most grounded person in that family. He was the first to admit to the family having to deal with the fallout from his parents' bitter divorce and "Lindsay and all her… » 6/16/08 1:00pm 6/16/08 1:00pm

Dina Lohan Asks Ali What Liquid Is In Lindsay's Water Bottles

Despite Dina Lohan's insistence that she "can't stop" Ali from trying to "chase her dream" of being a hip hop artist (it's OK, you can laugh at that part), or can't protect her from "evil" reporters, she invited Access Hollywood into her home to interview her 14-year-old child, even though the kid had nothing in… » 6/09/08 11:30am 6/09/08 11:30am

Lohan's Fire Is Not In A Crotch But An Electrical Outlet

Dina Lohan's reasons for wanting to do a reality show — to show the real Lohans, and dispel tabloid rumors about the family — always seemed really weird to me, because in most cases, reality TV participants tend to put off, not endear viewers to them. But mostly it's weird because last night's episode of Living Lohan » 6/02/08 2:00pm 6/02/08 2:00pm

Living Lohan's Biggest Star Never Makes An Appearance

So, Living Lohan premiered last night, and although we are well aware that Lindsay won't be appearing on any episodes — as Dina put it, "it would be a step down for her" — Lindsay is actually a key player in the show, as she's mentioned in just about every single scene. In fact, Dina wakes up every day and immediately… » 5/27/08 12:00pm 5/27/08 12:00pm

Dina & Ali Lohan Cop Attitude Over Suggestion That Reality TV Is The…

Dina and Ali Lohan have been doing the press rounds for their new reality show Living Lohan premiering this weekend, and last night they were on Showbiz Tonight. The two got all defensive and rude in response to very valid questions about how Dina will keep Ali away from the same path Lindsay traveled down and whether… » 5/21/08 3:00pm 5/21/08 3:00pm

Don't Screw With Dina Lohan's Meal Tickets Kids

Here's a clip from Living Lohan, the reality show about momager Dina and her attempt at making her daughter Ali the new Lindsay. Dina has said that she signed up for the show because "I just want to get the message across that we are a normal family. People believe I’m this crazy party mom, [but] I have never partied… » 5/19/08 2:00pm 5/19/08 2:00pm