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    Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman

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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    Jennifer must be so shocked to see who else Ben Affleck is doing.
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    Yall know I love my sox so this made me happy today ( btw they won yesterday).
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    Image of theruraljuror theruraljuror
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    Wow, that was actually a good Morgan Freeman impression.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    04/16/09

    @theruraljuror: Yeah, I thought it was great. He started swerving off into Muhammad Ali territory for a little while, but he pulled it back.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    All respect I *might* have had for Ben went straight down the crapper after I saw some of the more egregious scenes in "Gigli". It's gonna take a few more years for him to live that shit down.
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    04/16/09

    @Hamsterpants: Gobble?
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    04/16/09

    @otherginger: You had to go there, didn't you?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    I have to admit I laughed when he said he would throw the Yankee dress on the fire instead of give it to his daughter. Because I'd say the same thing if someone gave me Red Sox paraphernalia for my children. Not that we're currently winning our home opener at the stupid new ballpark in the Bronx. I dub this the Curse of Affleck.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    I.love.Ben.Affleck.


    There! I've said it, and I won't apologize. Man made one bad relationship decision (and who amongst hasn't done that?) and he can't be taken seriously again.


    Talented, cute, gracious, and damn funny. Haters, check out Dogma, and come back when the tears of laughter have stopped rolling down your faces.


    /ends lovefest, returns to the writing project she keeps trying to escape/

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    04/16/09

    @ellaesther: Yes, I am a Ben-lover really just because of Dogma. The man can be fucking hilarious when he has the right material. And I would hatefuck him into oblivion if we ever met at a Sox-Yankees game. (Assuming he was magically single, that is.)
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    04/16/09

    @ellaesther: and he gives a shit about what's going on in the world outside of his own life. props for that.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    04/16/09

    @ellaesther: ME TOO! Jenny from the block was just a blip on the radar. He was great in Good Will Hunting too, even if it was a minor part. I LOVE BEN AFFLECK. (Casey Affleck, too.)
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    04/16/09

    @ellaesther: I too love Ben Affleck, and even the ghost of Bennifer won't deter me.
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    Image of fulanita fulanita
    04/16/09

    @ellaesther: (psst...me too)


    What? Who said that?

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/16/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): See? I knew we were pals for good reason!


    Oh, Dogma. Why haven't more people seen you? I keep trying to reference the throwing the popcorn back into the box scene, and nobody knows what I'm talking about.


    (And I wouldn't even have to hatefuck him. I could just fuckfuck him!). (Presuming magical singleness for us both, but of course).

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/16/09

    @fulanita: Come out, come out fulanita! You appear to be in good, and rather extensive, company! Come on, honey, you can do it!
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    04/16/09

    @ellaesther: The man is growing on me. Dogma is a classic. Extract looks like it might be good. And I kinda loved his Keith Olbermann impression on SNL, even if that skit went on a bit too long.
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    Image of MediumMac MediumMac
    04/16/09

    @GirlSailor: Me too, but I have a special weapon.


    They have two daughters. I have two sons. Violet and my eldest are the same age, and Seraphina and my youngest are the same age.


    Here's the story

    of a man named Affleck

    who was bringing up two very lovely girls.

    Both of them Boston fans just like their father,

    the Yankees make them hurl....


    Here's the story

    of MediumMac

    who was busy with two boys of her own.

    Mariner fans living together

    the only ones in town.


    Til one day when this lady went on Facebook

    and proved it was much more than a hunch.

    That little app would suggest we be family

    and that's the way we became the Maffleck bunch.

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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/16/09

    @ellaesther: No love for CHASING AMY?
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    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    04/16/09

    @hello.kitty: Chasing Amy is one of my all-time faves! Ben needs to stick to Kevin Smith films, and stay the heck out of action hero roles, for reals.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    04/16/09

    @ellaesther: I love him too.


    I'll even watch Pearl Harbor if it's on tv. Don't judge me.

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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    04/16/09

    @ellaesther: To fully put myself in embarrassing territory, I had a big celebrity crush on him in high school. So much so that I wrote him a fan letter. And asked him to my prom. I was hoping he would appreciate my chutzpah. Alas, he did not come, and I ended up going with the guy who ended up spinning around on my friend's hardwood floor post-prom, and he hadn't even drank anything.


    Wow, now I'm not even sure which is more embarrassing.

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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    04/16/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Oh man, he looked fucktastic in Pearl Harbor... My loins are tingling now, thank you.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/16/09

    @MediumMac: THAT is brilliant. Well played madam! Though I am a smidge-bit worried about how you're going to get rid of the spouses in order to make this ditty come true....


    @hello.kitty: Alas, no, because the voice of the woman who plays Amy (see? I've blocked her name!) is so hideously grating that I can't fully enjoy the film....


    @PreposterousHypothesis: Ah, young one. So many other embarrassments await you in life! Plus which, your first story is adorable (if painful... that big a crush can hurt, man!), and the second is fucking funny. May all your embarrassments be one or the other as you move through this life.

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    Image of annewithaneee annewithaneee
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    According to Facebook, Ben is my celebrity boyfriend. I think I will have him do Rege on our next pretend date. Then I will play with Violet and um, the other one, so that when I become the stepmama they will lurve me.


    I am pathetic, no?

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    04/16/09

    @annewithaneee: And he's married to Jennifer Garner and has at least adorbale daughter (I've never seen the baby).
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    04/16/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Oops, comment was meant for ellaesther below.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    04/16/09

    @annewithaneee: Yeah, he's my FB boyfriend. Weird...
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    I really don't need to think about Ben Affleck "doing Regis." Although I'm sure by now someone is turning it into a slashfic, somewhere in the wilderness of the interwebz.
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    Image of MediumMac MediumMac
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    Funny, I didn't see Regis or Morgan on the "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck".


    Ageist!

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    04/16/09

    @MediumMac: It did have Harrison Ford. Who's old. Ish.
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    Image of missnicolec missnicolec
    04/16/09

    @BlondeGoddess: No I'm pretty sure he's really old - I think he's like 60 or 70 now?
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    04/16/09

    @missnicolec: 66, I think. That's not as old as Regis.
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    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    Why has Ben Affleck suddenly entered the public view again? Does he have a movie coming out? ...Or did he never really leave?
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    Image of LAmonkeygirl LAmonkeygirl
    04/16/09

    @maneki neko: State of Play is his new film. Russell Crowe is also in it. So--I won't be seeing that.
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    Image of TinkishDelight TinkishDelight
    04/16/09

    @maneki neko: No, Hollywood definitely rejected Ben for a while post-Bennifer. His projects between got little to no publicity. Even the inital promos for State of Play only showed 2 second shots of Ben with all of the main characters speaking except him.
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    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    04/16/09

    @TinkishDelight: See, that's what I thought. Maybe it was also a conscious choice on his part to lay low and focus on his family.
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    Morgan's voice was impressive Ben. Now copy Morgan's acting. Or at least go write another good screenplay.
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    He's wearing Grandpa shoes!
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    Damn does Joy look AMAZING.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    That is a very tragic short pants/white sneakers combo, Ben.
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    Image of hovy hovy
    04/16/09

    In reply to Ben Affleck Does Regis Philbin, Morgan Freeman
    Hey, Ben! Do an impression of talent. Don't be shy, we're sure you can pull it off if you tried.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    04/16/09

    @hovy: Watch Hollywoodland. He was actually really good in that, and I think he did a great job directing Gone, Baby, Gone.
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    04/16/09

    @hovy: According to Kevin Smith (and I agree): "Ben is so talented he could play the shark in Jaws".
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