ANTM Premiere: We're Smiling From Our Eyes Down To Our Vaginas

We've had to wait almost three months, but tonight we're finally blessed with the return of putting inexperienced models through impractical challenges, where they learn contradictory lessons on everything and anything Tyra Banks deems ratings-worthy. Cycle 11 introduces the first time the woman-born-woman requirement… » 9/03/08 7:55pm 9/03/08 7:55pm

Miss USA 2008 AKA America's Next Top Shanna Moakler

The Miss USA pageant has always been the basic cable version of the iconic Miss America pageant, but after the "make under" that the latter received this year, the trash and flash of Miss USA is so totally welcome. Case in point: The pageant just started and there are so many sequins all over the place. Let's get ready… » 4/11/08 9:00pm 4/11/08 9:00pm