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    Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    "My, what big sunglasses you have on, Grandma!"
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    The Big Bad Waif.
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    Those sweater capes are all the rage. Just ask Oprah.
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    11/11/08

    @rollergirl76:


    Even Fauxprah has an influence on fashion in London. Impressive.

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    Image of JustZoot JustZoot
    11/11/08

    @rollergirl76: don't you mean Bopar?
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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    11/11/08

    @JustZoot: Don't you mean Pam?
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    Holy red riding hood on a segway, batman!
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    I'm dumb, is that Claudia Schiffer?


    And isn't that kind very Don't Look Now?

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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    11/11/08

    @bowleserised: "Kind"
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/11/08

    @bowleserised: Dude! I thought the same thing. That movie creeps me out. Always has. Nasty little dwarf killer person.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    11/11/08

    @bowleserised: It is! Also, if anyone understands the last five minutes of that movie, please feel free to expound on it here. Unfortunately, I am not deep enough to understand the meaning of the murderous red dwarf girl (boy? it?).
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/11/08

    @YSS: I thought it had to do with the opening scene where they lost a child due to a drowning and she wore a red jacket. Sutherland was trying to find her.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    11/11/08

    @badmutha: Right - so when he finally caught up with the little red person he thought was his daughter, I was expecting more heart-warming family reunion, less throat-slitting. Why so murderous, little red person?
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/11/08

    @bowleserised: My first thought. Never trust little persons in red hoods. I mean, didnt the wolf get killed in the end too?
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    little red,
    sidewalk scootin'.
    want to nom,
    and steal your coat.


    Also, moddle is purty with ugly shoes. What else is new?

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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    I can almost hear Tyra telling the SuperModdle, "Be a WOLF! FIERCELY! You ate her grandmother! Beautifully! GROWL FOR ME!!"
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    Jesus. Theoretically, she and I belong to the same species and are subject to the same laws of biology and physics. Yeah, I barely believe it either.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    They make Segways in bite-size now? That's ADORABLE.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    11/11/08

    @tscheese: @BrwnGrlWithFreckles: Oh no! Segway jinx! Buy you a coke!
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    Image of Jeremy Jeremy
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    Yeah, everyone's all, "Damn that kid is cute," "Aww, shucks..." but that little Red Riding Tot probably *just* stole the scooter from some other child who's now laying beaten and bruised in a gutter somewhere.


    None of you understand children. They're wee devices of chaos and thievery.

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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    11/11/08

    @Jeremy: DAMN! You stole my 'Little Red Riding Tot' before I got here! And on a scooter too!
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    Those moccasins would look fantastic with my feather headdress.


    (PS: this moccasin trend confuses me more than gladiator sandals.)

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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    Dang, that little kid is cute.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    She's little! She's in red! She has a hood! She's riding! All the stars have aligned!
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    Image of monkeydance monkeydance
    11/11/08

    In reply to Supermodel Upstaged By Famous Fairy Tale Tot
    can i have her outfit, please?
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    11/11/08

    @monkeydance:


    Which one? I want the red coated little one in the background.

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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    11/11/08

    @monkeydance: I'm told this is how all the cool girls dress is Copenhagen - swathes of knitwear on top, skin tight jeans or leggings below.
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