Jayne is a 6-year-old who is a total weirdo in that she competes in beauty pageants because she wants to. And despite all the heavy makeup, she's still just a goofy kid who says a lot of delightfully wacky things.
Little Miss Perfect: "It Makes Her Look Like A Midget Prostitute"
On last night's episode, one father likened his five-year-old daughter's pageant look to that of a hooker. Lexi, the hooker "lookalike" (hookalike?), is actually hooked on sugar, and her grandmother is not only an enabler, but her supplier.
Little Miss Perfect: Flipper Babies
Last night's season premiere of We's Little Miss Perfect taught us that not all of the child beauty pageant accoutrements we've gotten to know and hate—mainly those baby dentures called "flippers"—are beneficial to a contestant's score.
Pageant Moms Talk Trash On Little Girls On The Internet
On last night's Little Miss Perfect, child pageant message boards were brought up. They provide a forum for some pageant moms to feud, body snark, and rail on the underage contestants and their mothers.
Child Beauty Pageants Are All About The Mothers
On last night's Little Miss Perfect, pageant mom Debbie didn't even try to pretend that the competition was about her daughter's talents. That kind of honesty was kind of refreshing, and kinda gross.
Mom Gets Lip Injections For Daughter's Pageant
On last night's Little Miss Perfect, mothers were allowed to team up with their daughters to compete in the pageant. One mom bought a $5,000 dress and giant new lips. They won first place.
Retouching Child Beauty Pageant Photos
There's another child pageant show: Little Miss Perfect. On last night's episode, one loathsome mom defended pageants, saying, "I guess maybe you would think we were doing something wrong if you had an ugly child."
