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    "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"

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    Image of alioop alioop
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    "I have been going out with someone for six months but he lives and works abroad and I usually go and see him"

    Possibly the daughter doesn't like being left home (alone?) I would be jealous too if my mom was off abroad with her wealthy boyfriend. And also lonely.
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    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    05/21/09

    @alioop: Especially given that her mother's widowed - it's not even like she can go and stay with her dad. Which, talk about abandonment issues: your dad dies (some unknown amount of time ago, yeah), and then your mum starts visiting some guy abroad and just leaving you at home? I think it's a pretty normal reaction for a 15-year-old to dislike the guy who her mum is leaving her to visit.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    Why would she want to take her daughter on vacation with her boyfriend? Can't she let her daughter do a summer study abroad program/camp or travel with friends? I would think the point of going to visit her BF in Italy would be to get away, screw your brains and eat some pasta and gelato. Or is this just me?
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    lmao & smh @ the Lolita reference...


    this is GOLD!

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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    Jez, y'all are on a roll!


    This will be a regular feature right?

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    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    Frau Samsa: Kids bug the shit out of me.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    Jack Kerouac never actually helps. Why do you keep inviting him to the bagel brunches I imagine you have to get these quotes? He's a waste of schmere if you ask me.
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    Image of Sadie Sadie
    05/22/09

    @Snowbunny: Sadly I can't control who the Pink Ouija Board summons from the beyond...
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    Mary McCarthy: Send the kid to camp and go to Italy alone. You'll have more sex that way.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    Dinah Lohan: Get your kid acting lessons. That'll keep 'em busy.


    Demi Moore: Fuck 'em. She's just jealous.


    My mom: Your daughter's pissed about something. How about talking to her to figure out why she doesn't like the Prince of Medici?

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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/21/09

    @Trulymadlyme: Your mother is insane. Who would ever talk out a problem?!
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    Once again, Kerouac and I are in total agreement!
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    Image of SylvanSylph SylvanSylph
    05/21/09

    @sassyredhead: He's always saying exactly what I'm thinking!


    He's my soulmate from beyond.

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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    William Shakespeare: "Verily, dress her in men's doublet and hose and behold the zany confusions that follow!"
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    Image of syneblue syneblue
    05/21/09

    @chritter: Friended for that.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    05/21/09

    @syneblue: Cross-dressing turns every potentially dicey situation into heartwarming comedy.


    And then, at the end, a dance!

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    Image of Penny Penny
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    I LOVE THIS FEATURE.


    I was such a piss-ant from 12-15, but this lady sounds like a kook.

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    Image of Whiskey and Popcorn Whiskey and Popcorn
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    Hunter S. Thompson: I feel the same way about your daughter as I feel about disco. AND herpes.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    Don't underestimate the Asshole Radar on a single mother's teen daughter. Yes, 15-year-olds are bastards, but they often know from whence they shun.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    05/21/09

    @andBegorrah: Yep. Teens may act like ass holes, but they usually have spot on asshole radar.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    05/21/09

    @greengrey: Takes one to know one right? I concur.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    Sadie, you are an evil genius. I laughed so inappropriately at the Lizzie Borden advice.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    05/21/09

    In reply to "How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
    WTF. She says her DAUGHTER is jealous? STFU crazy mom. No one cares if you're dating a "wealthy" man and your daughter is acting like a normal teen.

    TRY TALKING TO HER.

    Where's my advice column?
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    05/21/09

    @greengrey: The dad passed away, it isn't that unlikely that the daughter is jealous on her father's behalf.
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    05/21/09

    @greengrey: I would subscribe to said column, but I reserve the right to snark about it in strange feminist blogs.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    05/21/09

    @token_y_chromosome: Snarking on drunk people is cruel. Snacking on them is OK though.
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    05/21/09

    @greengrey: Ok, between that and the cunnilingus post, I really hope Mrs. Token is ready to take a good lickin' tonight.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    05/21/09

    @token_y_chromosome: Clean something in front of her and you're assured of getting lucky. Nothing turns us on like a man doing a domestic chore.
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