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    Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce

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    Image of Gazelle Gazelle
    08/17/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
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    Edited by Gazelle at 08/17/09 6:04 AM Gazelle was starred Gazelle was unstarred
    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    So I guess they are waiting until MJ looks like he did in "Thriller" before putting him to his final rest. God. Lord. Enough already. A here's a big ol scoop of STFU for you, Papa Joe.
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    Image of sylvie calls shotgun!! sylvie calls shotgun!!
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    "once you're wet, you're wet. You don't get any more wet"
    Jon Hamm, I used to think the same thing. But then I started watching you in 'Mad Men'.
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    Margaret promoted this comment sylvie calls shotgun!! was starred sylvie calls shotgun!! was unstarred
    Image of elephantshoes elephantshoes
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    I love you, Jon Hamm, for reals for reals.
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    Image of HadwinBabazoid HadwinBabazoid
    08/12/09

    @elephantshoes: Did he seirously say "for reals," or was that a typo? Either way, I love him too...for realZ.
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment HadwinBabazoid was starred HadwinBabazoid was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    08/12/09

    @HadwinBabazoid: I think he did. I read a GQ interview with him in which he came off as quite a dudebro.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    Dear Hiedi,
    Having breast implants+other plastic surgery to get that body means you no longer get to credit god for it. that is all.
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    Image of katynels katynels
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    Women also may be pregnant if they:
    -feel ill
    -have a headache
    -are tired
    -have good skin
    -have bad skin
    -are in a bad mood
    -are in a good mood
    -are hungry
    -are not hungry
    (Having reached year seven of a so far childless marriage, my mother asked "Could you be pregnant?" to each of the feelings listed above.)
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    Image of Madlenka Madlenka
    08/12/09

    @katynels: A few classic telltale signs from my own mother:
    -are secretive
    -are talkative
    -are cleaning
    -are in a good relationship
    -are talking about friends' weddings and babies
    And don't forget that pregnancy symptom uncovered by college health centers everywhere:
    -are a female college student seeking medical treatment for anything.
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    Breamworthy promoted this comment Madlenka was starred Madlenka was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    Nothing about the Montag quote makes sense. Does her dad not see the gazillions of photos of her, including those of her toting around that stupid issue? And, God didn't give you that body if you have fake tits. Just sayin'.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    08/12/09

    @Penny: Also, how does she reconcile her "big" Christianity with the idea that men are masturbating to photos of that God-given, surgically enhanced body? Somehow I don't think her minister is gonna sign onto that one.
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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    Maybe someone who has actually done the buying property thing can help me out here, but I thought the whole point of a short sale was that it was sold by the bank because the owner was defaulting somehow?
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    Image of mishmisha mishmisha
    08/12/09

    @Laulau: I am no real estate expert, but I believe a short sale is where the bank agrees to allow the owner of the home to sell it for less than they owe the bank because they are having trouble making their payments, or can't sell the home what they owe the bank.
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    I eagerly ran to the photo to see these tortuous heels of Renee's but discovered to my disappointment that they are merely torturous.
    (Sorry, it's just that I hate what's happening to the word "tortuous" and must protect its honor every chance I get.)
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    slowpoke.r promoted this comment crotchety was starred crotchety was unstarred
    Image of Dodai Dodai
    08/12/09

    @crotchety: this has to do with me staring this post at 6am and not always being a completely lucid speller.
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    Mrs. Stephen Fry promoted this comment Edited by Dodai at 08/12/09 9:48 AM Dodai was starred Dodai was unstarred
    Image of slowpoke.r slowpoke.r
    08/12/09

    @crotchety: You know, I would say they're both, really. Those are some painfully complicated shoes.
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    08/12/09

    @slowpoke.r: You're right, the laces appear to be the very definition of tortuous. But I decided that if I was going to nitpick I should go the whole school marm route and be literal about it.
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    Image of slowpoke.r slowpoke.r
    08/12/09

    @crotchety: Well, judging by Dodai's response, her intent was to write torturous so really you were right. It just seemed worth pointing out that someone could actually wear a shoe that would fit both definitions. Ouch.
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    Image of greeneyedfem greeneyedfem
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba are in the same movie? That seems . . . weird to me. I guess I think of them as pretty interchangeable (known for their bodies more than their acting, rose to B-list fame around the same time) -- part of my brain is all: Why would you cast them both?
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    Zombies make the heart grow fonder promoted this comment greeneyedfem was starred greeneyedfem was unstarred
    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    08/12/09

    @greeneyedfem: obviously this movie has no dialogue.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    That "Blanket" Jackson article talks about how the mother was chosen because of her appearance, light skin tone, etc. - but then it says that a donor egg was used.
    Is it just me, or does that make no sense whatsoever?
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    Image of schweppes schweppes
    08/12/09

    @Breamworthy: I'm pretty sure you can choose basic characteristics of the donor egg donor in certain instances.
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    Breamworthy promoted this comment schweppes was starred schweppes was unstarred
    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    08/12/09

    @schweppes: Sorry, I wasn't clear. The surrogate was chosen because of her appearance, which obviously (I think) has no effect on the appearance of the child, since she's not biologically related to him. That's the part that doesn't make sense to me.

    But I guess it's all part of some fantasy about seeing a beautiful pregnant woman and knowing that she is carrying your child.
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    Edited by Breamworthy at 08/12/09 9:56 AM Breamworthy was starred Breamworthy was unstarred
    Image of jrogers jrogers
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    didn't heidi get breast implants... huh. god-given silicone?
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    Heidi’s mum probably has a good point regarding her big Christian daughter’s decision to pose naked for Playboy. There is a biblical precedent. Everything in the Garden was fine when Eve was going around completely naked. Things only started to go pear (or should that be apple shaped) when she decided to put some clothes on.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    Wait, is Regis my 96 year old great-grandma? Because that is totally something she would say to someone in the midst of a divorce. "Oh don't worry dear. He'll come around if you give it time. I know he's having sex with other women now, but really you're the one he's always loved and he can't just leave all those babies behind! Ohhh why are you crying dear? Have a muffin!"
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    08/12/09

    In reply to Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
    I am loving that Sarah's screenplay not only got picked up, but will also be produced by someone with definite Hwood power. I am doing a dance of joy in my office for a forthcoming, kick-ass female-centric movie!
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