Wait, Pete Wentz was at an American Eagle party? Sigh, I long for the day when rock stars drove cars into pools and bit the heads off live animals. Partying at a mall store just doesn't have the same je ne sais quoi.
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: You are right and yet does anyone in their right mind consider Pete Wentz a rock star? Whatever he says, Fall Out Boy has a heavy dose of pop in it.
@Conchie Birdie: I totally need to refresh before posting, but it's good to know that I'm not the only one doubting the pop culture relevance of Pauly Shore.
@GirlFailer: And she's 68! Let she who is not a member of AARP cast the first stone. I'd better not hear her complain about people commenting on her age any time soon.
I stopped following Rose McGowan when she tweeted about how horrible red light cameras are and she needed a way to hide her license plate from them. Because running red lights is so cool? #kirstiealleytwitter
@Ms Meghan: I should really find the study, but I've heard that the red light cameras cause more accidents than preventing them and are really about the money. Not entirely sure it's true, but makes sense to me. #kirstiealleytwitter
@cailizma: Fair enough, but the cameras take your picture when you run red lights, which means you are trying to avoid the camera because you are running red lights. #kirstiealleytwitter
@cailizma: Ditto on the "really should find the study," but I think the results were that the cameras caused more accidents, but less deaths. There were more fender-benders as people hit the brakes trying to avoid running the lights, but less t-bone collisions where cars running the lights got hit from the side. I guess getting hit from the side by an accelerating car is more deadly than getting hit from the back by a slowing car. Anyway, they're probably still mostly for money. #kirstiealleytwitter
I'm impressed Demi was driving a 5 y/o car. Not that that's really old, but in my mind stars throw away their Bentleys at the end of the week because they have fingerprints on the door handles. #kirstiealleytwitter
@token_illiterate_commenter: Well, at least he had the self-awareness to realize, if only in retrospect, that he looked like a porn *star*. Or an off-duty Village Person. #fullhousetwitter
@token_illiterate_commenter: I think his real question is: why do the two of us look like idiots and yet John Stamos eternally withstands the tests of time? #fullhousetwitter
@booter26: Long time reader, first time poster and I hope I don't ruin my reputation here (because I have practically fallen in love with all of you) with my first post here, but as cheesy and goofy and unattractive as a I thought Bobby Saget was back in the Full House days, I think he's a fox now. Like a dirty professor. My full-time Full House love will always belong to John Stamos, however. That man is age resistant. #fullhousetwitter
@Grrrlfriend: Oh, I totally see it. At first, I thought it was kind of icky that his stand-up was really dirty, but then I realized, hey, it's not his fault he will forever be associated with the Olsen Twins and he's pretty damn funny. I feel the same way about Ed O'Neil (AKA Al Bundy). #fullhousetwitter
@Cunning_Linguist: yeah, well, your face weirds me out.
OK, that was uncalled for. Honestly, I would never wear any Kittygear, but I love the stationary/pens/stickers/toasters... #fullhousetwitter
@Cunning_Linguist: I don't LOVE hello kitty but I have a HK necklace and cig case.
Do you want CHILDREN to have a Hello Kitty cig case??! :P #fullhousetwitter
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So sayth the lord from his motor scooter: Let she who is not a member of AARP cast the first stone.
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I am weirded out when it is too a Mariah Carey extreme, or when it's bed-related. But YOU HAVE A CARTOON OWL AS YOUR PICTURE. So there.
Sorry for yelling :). #fullhousetwitter
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OK, that was uncalled for. Honestly, I would never wear any Kittygear, but I love the stationary/pens/stickers/toasters... #fullhousetwitter
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Do you want CHILDREN to have a Hello Kitty cig case??! :P #fullhousetwitter
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@prestocaro fears the culling: I would rather see kitty's cute face looking up at me from my feet than see toast come out of kitty's head. #fullhousetwitter
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